The Cooler Page #2
Whoa, whoa... easy.
Fellas?
You think it's f***ing funny?
- Take it easy, man.
Think it's funny this
place is stealing...
my-- f***ing numb-nuts,
let go of me.
I'll have you fired,
you piece-of-sh*t...
b*tch! Piece of
f***ing garbage!
# But now I couldn't do
without my supply #...
# I need you for my own #...
# Oh, I can't break away
I must have you every day #...
# As regularly as coffee
or tea #...
# You got me in your clutches
and I can't break free #...
# You're getting to be
a habit with me... #
Oh, Shelly.
I love you, Shelly.
He's the man,
he's the best man. Salut.
No, no, no.
He hates that sh*t.
He really does.
# I used to think your love... #...
# Was something that I... #...
# Could take... #...
# But now I couldn't do
without my supply... #...
There he is.
- Hey.
Shelly, I was a f***ing
embarrassment...
out there, do you
understand that?
talked me into going
out there, Shelly.
Frank is rolling
over in his grave.
I've got strep, man.
You understand that?
I've got strep.
Listen to me, Pops, you were...
pure velvet out there.
It was just silk.
And also, looky-looky
what was hanging...
on the doorknob. Huh?
Forget about your tonsils.
When the muff confetti
stops coming,
that's when you know
you got trouble.
Did you get a receipt?
Excuse me?
- They're on sale in the lobby.
Charlayne's. This is
'Victoria's Secret
Valentine Collection.'
What about that broad
you got coming here later?
How much did she set
you back? Nothing...
but the best for
old Buddy, right?
Are you f***ing kidding me?
Gimme, you don't deserve this.
You got all those
ladies going home...
with a nice breeze
between their legs,
'cause you do it
the way they like it...
and you're saying I'm some
Buddy Stafford
ego pimp, huh?
Hey, f*** you
and-- f*** you.
Come on, give it to me.
Give it to me, man.
Come on, come on!
Come on, don't be a prick.
Come on, man.
Come on, give it to me!
Come on, man.
Oh, f***! F***!
Do you ever watch
What?
You know, those
nature shows.
You watch them?
Yeah, I've seen
a few nature shows.
Yeah? Well, this one I've seen
about a dozen times.
It's about... lions.
It's about...
the cycle of life of the lions...
and the leader of the pack.
'Pride'. With lions it's a pride.
- Yeah.
This old king lion, right?
He's getting on in years...
and then sooner or later...
some young male
comes along.
He challenges him...
and he beats...
the f*** out of this
old lion, right?
He just kicks the
sh*t out of him.
And then... then they push him
out of the pride...
and he has to go in the jungle...
and scavenge and
he dies alone.
The nature's got
some sense of humor, huh?
No sh*t.
See, but Shelly,
it's tragic because...
he's past it,
this old f***ed lion...
and he doesn't know it...
and it would be so
much easier for him,
if he could just...
walk away.
And... he could
avoid all the pain...
and the humiliation.
Hey...
that would be like accepting...
that you were dead
already, right?
I think I like it better
nature's way, don't you?
Yeah, maybe you're right.
Yeah, that's it.
Buy you a drink?
Yeah.
Shelly, you got a minute?
Shelly, this is
Johnny Cappella.
How you doing, Shelly?
I know you from
some place, right?
Johnny's been opening
for Danny Ganz at the Mirage.
Now Sony is talking
about signing him...
to a three-album deal.
as the new Harry Connick.
And I should be
interested in this... why?
Johnny's looking to headline.
I thought we might
be interested.
We?
- Did I come at a bad time?
Even if I was interested,
I got fresh ink with Buddy
for the next five years.
I just renegotiated his contract.
Listen, you two need to be
on the same page.
Larry, listen, if I don't
hear from you by Thursday,
I'm taking the Stardust.
All right? I'm going there.
I understand.
- Johnny Cappella, gone.
We'll definitely be
in touch, Johnny.
A**holes.
Your progressed
Venus is in Gemini...
and it's in direct motion,
which means...
...you're a slow starter
when it comes to romance.
Sorry. You know what?
This is real
unprofessional of me.
I shouldn't discuss your chart
with you until I'm all done.
I can tell by the
look on your face...
you think this is all a lot of B.S.
No, I just... I know what
the outcome's gonna be.
There's not like one
particular outcome.
A lot of things come
into the picture, like...
the planets, the moon phases--
The outcome won't
change with me.
It'll be all bad.
- Oh, my God.
I have never met anyone...
who was so down
on themselves.
Do you know
what I do at the Shangri-La?
I asked around.
You're a cooler.
You turn winners into losers.
- Do you know how I do that?
Listen, I know there's
a lot of stuff...
that happens in
casinos all the time.
I do it by being myself.
People get next to
me, their luck turns.
It's always been that way.
Well, that sounds...
like a self-fulfilling
prophecy to me.
There's a whole chapter
of that in my book...
I only got six more days.
I'm leaving town.
Only five more days?
Then we shouldn't waste
any more time.
You want to go back
to your place?
If this is--
I'm not sure...
I'm not sure I can afford...
I can't afford to--
- Christ.
Oh, God. I'm sorry.
Wait, I didn't mean it.
See, this is what
I'm talking about.
I've gone and cooled
the damn table.
Shut up, Bernie,
shut up.
You haven't gone
and cooled anything.
Not by a long shot.
Oh, God.
You know...
once they're dead,
they don't really grow back...
in case that's
what you were waiting for.
Oh, my God, you got a cat?
So... you got any music?
Hey...
come here.
Sit.
Relax, Bernie, relax.
I assure you...
at least one of us
has done this before.
This is not the first time
I've ever--
Surprise me.
I like this.
# Luck, be a lady tonight #...
# Luck, be a lady tonight #...
# Luck, if you've
ever been a lady...
to begin with #...
# Luck, be a lady tonight #...
# Luck, let a gentleman see #...
# How nice a girl
you can be #...
# I know the way
you've treated...
other guys you've
been with... #...
They're snaps.
- I think I can get it.
Ow! Wait. Pull down some.
Okay.
- Ouch!
I'm sorry.
- It's okay. It's okay.
# It isn't fair...#
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, sh*t.
# A lady doesn't wander
all over the room #...
# And blow
on some other guy's dice #...
# So let's keep
# Never get out of my sight #...
# Stick with me, baby,
I'm the fella you
came in with #...
# Luck, be a lady tonight... #
Sorry.
# Luck, let a gentleman see... #
It's okay, Bernie.
I've had worse.
Oh, sh*t. Oh, God.
I know I'm gonna pay for this,
I just--
I don't know who you are
or what-- I don't...
This was good and I'm glad.
I don't care.
You've got a great cock.
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