The Cooler Page #3
You've--
Thank you.
So...
want to go get
some breakfast?
They've got these rules
so he got me a gig
in telemarketing.
We were scamming
pensioners...
out of their retirement money.
I lasted two weeks.
Here you go.
- By that time...
I owed one of the casinos
over a hundred grand.
I put Shelly
I don't blame him
for what he did.
What?
Your leg?
He did that to you?
He shot you?
- No. Baseball bat.
I got off easy.
What do you mean
you 'got off easy'?
I was out of control.
He maimed you,
for f***'s sake!
Listen to me.
I'm grateful for what he did.
I am absolutely serious.
Anytime I get an urge
to play off the clock...
or so much as drop
a quarter in a slot,
I just reach down and feel
what's left of my cartilage.
It's an excellent reminder.
- Jesus Christ.
I thought sh*t like that
only happened in the movies.
Anyway, Shelly and
I worked out...
a repayment plan.
Six years off the books...
at the Shangri-La
cooling tables...
and in five days...
- Three.
Oh! Oh, sh*t.
Oh, my God! Now?
Are you sure?
I'm going into labor.
Yeah, I'm going into labor.
Ow-ww!
Deep breaths, deep breaths.
Stay very calm.
Okay, everybody, we're having
a baby, we're having a baby.
You f***ing cocksucker!
Who puts their bag...
in the middle of
the f***ing thing...
so a pregnant woman
can trip over it?
Mikey?
- Bernie.
a grandfather, Bernie.
Huh. Is this you?
Hey, what the f***,
it runs.
Here, sit down.
You all right?
- Yeah.
Anyway, we've got
to get out of here.
Hey, Mikey.
How's your mom doing?
I'm gonna pretend
like you give a sh*t...
and tell you she's getting by
as long as she's high.
Her name is Charlene,
in case you were wondering.
Hey, when's the last time
you saw a doctor?
About six months ago,
back in Jersey.
I wasn't about to go back there
after they treated me like cattle.
Just 'cause I had
no insurance, you know?
with TB from them spics.
Listen, Mikey,
if you want to...
why don't you drop by
the Bettor Life Motel,
give us a chance to...
to catch up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
maybe we'll do that.
Play catch up,
for the kid's sake.
Thanks.
- Don't mention it.
$100 minimum table, sir.
No offense, pal,
but there's 20
other tables here.
What do you want to come
sit on my head for?
I'm just gonna play one hand.
I've got this voice in my head
that says, 'This is the table.'
Insurance?
- No.
Oh, yes! Yes, yes!
Busto! Mel,
what's happening to you?
Oh, yeah, welcome
to Mel's house.
Hey, where are you going?
Stick around, pal.
You and me, we make
a great team. Hey!
What was that?
I mean, what the f*** gives?
Is it McGann?
The guy's been
with me 12 years.
He's as stand-up as
my f***ing dick.
Maybe he's having
money problems.
I'm gonna pull him.
No, no, no.
- Was he counting them?
The mook with the streak?
- Is there a problem?
No, there's no problem.
Fella's on a streak, is all.
Let me guess,
this is one of your 'coolers'?
Why don't you announce
it to the whole...
f***ing joint while you're at it?
They told me that
you were a sticker...
for the old ways, but coolers?
What is this guy, really?
A car mechanic?
Some kind of shill?
'Cause he doesn't look
too effective to me.
He's the best. Take it from me.
- All right. Sure. Whatever.
There are ways--
subtle ways--...
that we can keep the odds
in our favor.
forward-thinking methods.
I'm sure you've got
a whole prospectus...
on the subject, right?
Well, as a matter of fact,
yeah, I do.
For instance,
I can tell you right off the bat...
the wallpaper's
not gonna cut it.
It's too uplifting.
with some more muted tones.
Wallpaper?
- Yeah. And personally,
I think the cocktail waitresses...
could pop another
button or two.
Myself, I wouldn't hire
anything less than a 'C' cup.
You know what that is?
- No.
It's music to be sure.
It's pleasant, not intrusive,
but recorded
at a subsonic level is a mantra.
'Lose... lose... lose.'
We're just skimming
the surface, Shelly.
We really need to talk.
Shelly?
You better come quick.
Contact his daughter...
and assist with
the arrangements.
The Shangri-La
will cover all expenses.
What about the Paradise?
- She's going dark tonight.
Er, that won't be necessary.
# Can I steal a little love? #...
# Can I steal a little love? #...
# Cool me honey,
I'm on fire #...
# To steal your love
is my desire #...
# Hug me, squeeze me,
till I'm red #...
# Till my eyes
bug out my head #...
# Coo me, woo me,
turtledove #...
# Can I steal a little love? #...
# Please tell me,
why are you driving
me crazy? #...
# Why do I dig you
like I do? #...
# If I should steal a little kiss,
and you can prove that
it was wrong #...
# Then I'll give it
back to you #...
# Honey, baby with a smile #...
# I can walk you
down the aisle #...
# I won't even need
a shove #...
# Can I steal a little love? #
Young lady, over here.
You want to give it a shot?
Yeah. Come here.
- Five for $1.
Thanks, Bernie.
- Good luck.
Are you ready?
Sh*t.
All right, double fisted.
Damn!
Too bad. Better luck next time.
You want to try again?
- Yes.
No, no, no. Thank you.
- Thanks.
What?
- Nothing.
What?
- You're an easy mark, is all.
I'm an easy mark?
You know where
that comes from?
No.
Years ago, Shelly
and me were working
Coney Island for the summer...
and when I'd see a
guy who had a full...
wallet and was
willing to open it up,
I'd mark him with chalk.
I'd put it on my hand
and go something like,
'Hey, man, good work.'
'Hey, buddy, how you doing?'
What the guy didn't realize...
was that when he walked
down the way...
Shelly could spot
him a mile off.
An easy mark.
Thanks a lot, Bernie.
I've got to sit.
Hi.
You okay?
- Yeah.
Did you notice, last night,
that tattoo on my butt?
Little Joe?
- Yeah.
Yeah, two 2's.
'Little Joe.'
I had a son.
His name was Joe.
I was his mother for one year.
You don't have to tell me this.
- No, I want to, Bernie.
I gave my son up for adoption.
I just wanted my life back.
I was 17 going on 18...
and I was so f***ing selfish.
My family didn't want nothing
to do with me after that,
so I hitched a ride out here...
and thought
I'd make it as a showgirl.
I'd like to think that
if it happened...
when I was older,
with a guy that I cared about,
that it would have
been different, you know?
Joe sometimes...
and I do know I did
the right thing.
I'm convinced of that.
Natalie...
I think...
at the dime toss.
# You may not be
an angel #...
# 'Cause angels
are so few #...
# But until the day
that one comes along... #...
Would you do
something for me?
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