The Cooler Page #4
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Bernie!
- Yes!
Oh, yeah.
Ow! Ow! Jesus, ow.
Oh, yeah!
Bernie, let's do it up the ass.
- Okay.
Please, please?
- Okay, okay.
No, my ass!
- Oh!
# And until the day
that one comes along... #
Yes!
Shut the f*** up in there!
Did we wake you?
that you have #...
# See, I've got three or four #...
you do have #...
# Just make me
love you more... #
I have to pee.
I'm always peeing.
Hey.
How did you get in here?
I told the desk clerk
Bernie was my old man.
He let us wait inside.
Is that cool with you?
Bernie is out
looking for a parking space.
I must have taken the last one.
I didn't get your name.
- Natalie, Mikey.
Tell me something, Natalie,
is he paying you?
Excuse me?
My old man,
is he renting your ass?
Because, otherwise,
I just don't get it.
I mean,
a loser like my pops...
in the company
of some primo tits and ass?
It don't compute.
Is this enough
to get me a little taste?
Family discount?
Are you kidding me?
- No, baby.
Mikey!
- Hey, Bernie.
I told you we was
gonna stop by.
I thought you'd call ahead first.
We were at breakfast.
Hey. Hey.
You missed some.
Hey, that's nice.
Hi.
- Hi.
You see, Bernie, the thing is...
we're kind of strapped.
I mean, Charly here
is expecting like yesterday.
And we don't have the
dough to make with...
the right nutrition
for her and all.
So I was wondering...
if you would like to
invest a little...
maybe in your
grandchild's future,
his well-being.
That's all I got.
That's-- that's
very generous.
Bless you, Bernie.
You want to feel it?
You know, I really--
I don't think...
Oh-- I just feIt a kick.
Come on, Bernie,
give me your hand.
You feel that?
- I don't know. I think so.
Hey, we'll catch
you later, Bernie.
Okay.
Thanks.
Take care, Dad.
New Shangri-La
Hotel and Casino.
her in six months.
She's perfect.
Three floors of gaming,
Imax theater,
entertainment center,
boutiques, restaurants,
roller coaster.
You name it, we've got it.
She pays for herself
in three years.
After that, it's easy money.
Isn't she great, Shell?
ln 'Lost Horizon,
' these people,
their plane crashes
in the Himalayas...
and they get rescued,
Taken to this Utopia
in the mountains, Shangri-La.
It's beautiful.
Totally isolated,
untouched by the
outside world.
No war, no greed,
no bullshit.
Time has slowed down.
You never age.
It's paradise.
You see, that's
what Shangri-La is.
It's paradise.
Yeah, we've seen
the movie, Shelly.
What's your point?
My point is,
you don't f*** with paradise.
Come on. Jesus, Shelly.
Hey, we're not trying
to f*** with it.
We're trying to make it better.
- How?
How you gonna make it better?
It's perfect just the way it is.
It's the last of its kind.
It's pure.
This-- this is a
f***ing mockery.
How is it a mockery, Shelly?
It's right out of the movie.
This is not a movie.
This is my f***ing life.
Let me ask you one question,
where are you gonna be...
when they decide
to change it back?
When people want the
real Vegas again,
before all this 'Epcot
Center' bullshit?
Who's gonna give it to them?
You? I don't think so.
You know who?
The same fucks...
who started this in
the first place.
You know what's
gonna happen?
It's gonna come
around full circle...
and bite you on
the f***ing ass,
take my words for it.
Shelly, you make
some good points, huh?
Maybe we'll swing
back the other way...
someday. Who the hell knows?
But for now, this moment,
My friend, I think
you should take some time...
I know this is a lot to digest,
I know that.
Wait up a second.
What do you say?
I thought we were
gonna go eat.
Why don't you try
this table over here?
It's a little less crowded.
No, let's play here.
It's my lucky table.
I always play here.
Come on,
it's more private over here.
Shelly, I'm a big guy. I know
how to take care of myself.
Go ahead. I know
how to find you.
Go ahead. Go eat.
Here we go.
Come on.
Out! Seven, line away.
What the f***?
Come on, 'Pops.'
What the hell?
I could have paid my mortgage
with the money I just lost.
File a grievance, all right?
Shithead.
Come on,
give me two hot ones.
Come on, new shooter.
Nicky:
Give me 100 on right,
All right, shooter. Come on.
Hey, hurry up,
Gramps! Come on,
your soup's getting cold, huh?
Four, hard four.
- Give me $25 yellow.
Hey, 'Uncle Palsy'...
come on, throw
them before you...
f***ing keel over
and die, old man.
Be there!
Seven, out. Line away.
Thanks for the bets, folks.
Don't take it so hard, Pops.
Everybody craps out.
Now go f***ing change
your Depends.
That's good.
Who's laughing now?
Crack wise now,
you f***ing 'Ken doll'
no-dick, suburbanite,
f***ing scum.
Huh? Now how's that
for a game?
Nicky, Nicky. Hey, it's all right.
- Get the f*** out of here!
Disrespectful cocksucker!
Nicky:
How do you like
the game so far?
Nicky, Nicky, take it easy.
Come on. Come on, come on!
That ain't right!
The guy f***ed up
my whole game.
Who the f*** does
he think he is?
You're right. Forget about him,
he's just a piece of sh*t.
Let me see your hand.
- My hand is all right.
I got news for you. I
thought this joint...
had more f***ing class, okay?
It used to be we
didn't let a bum...
like that in this f***ing place.
Come on.
This town...
this town, you know,
all-- all I want to do...
is go some place
where I can tell night from day,
where they've got
clocks on the walls.
I can't breathe here anymore.
Four days and I'm
gone. I don't even...
know if I can hold out that long.
So where does that
leave us, Bernie?
A week ago,
I couldn't even
remember what it was...
like to have a
woman's hands on me.
I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up--
Come with me.
Natalie, I want you
to come with me.
God, Bernie.
- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to
spring it on you.
I-- I've been working on this
compatibility chart, okay?
And it looks good,
really it does.
So, what's the problem?
The problem is it's
only good here.
But that's just for now,
for the immediate future.
You know, when the
planets realign...
maybe next year...
A year! ? Natalie,
I can't wait another year.
I can't--
I can't go, Bernie.
Hi, Doris.
- Hey.
Oh, sh*t.
Just a second.
Chang, party of 15,
your table is ready.
Chang, party of 15.
All right.
- Come on, papa-to-be!
Come on, y'all.
I want to send my
baby to college.
Six and a three,
five and a four. Let's go.
This is for our baby's future.
Don't 'blow ' it.
This is for you.
This one's on the line
for the guys with bowties,
with shoes.
- Oh, yeah.
Dealer's got shoes.
The point's nine.
Let's get that.
A six and a three,
a five and a four,
Let's do it. Can we get it?
Can we get it? Come on.
We got a shooter.
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