The Cooler Page #5
Hi, Bernie.
F***ing rock star!
Give me them dice back.
Okay, pay me, moron,
pay me. Come on!
$9,000, $9,000.
- Give him $9,000.
We're on a streak here.
Move it, move it, move it.
God bless you all.
Point is nine. Point is nine.
Let me get all the hard ways...
for 'Team Moron'
here, okay? All right.
This is great!
- For you guys, all right?
Here we go.
- Come on.
Six and three. Five and four.
- This is for the baby.
Come on.
Oh, oh, careful!
Come on, guys, with
the cigarettes.
We've got a pregnant
woman here.
Put them out. I'm winning
you guys money. Come on!
Come on.
All right.
What gives?
He's up 18,000
since I stepped up to the table.
Sorry, Shelly. I'm kind of
hit-or-miss these days.
$9,000, $9,000. Oh, baby.
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I can feel a kick.
F***ing amateurs.
Let's get it. Let's get it!
Nope. That's it. Line away.
Guys, I thank you.
My unborn child
thanks you very much, okay?
Color me up, will you?
And keep one of these
little blue ones for yourself.
Thank you very much.
That's quite a run
you had there, champ.
Oh, yeah, lucky!
Lucky night, I guess, huh?
- It's so exciting to watch, too.
If you don't mind,
I'd like to settle
this in my office.
I don't like to lay out
that kind of cash on the floor.
We'll go up there, relax a bit,
have a drink,
name your poison,
a little apple juice
for the mother-to-be here.
Seriously?
- Yeah.
Should I take this
stuff with me?
No.
Yeah...
Okay, that is not
We turn this matter
over to the authorities.
They'll be blacklisted,
their credit ruined--
Then, I suppose I should stick...
a f***ing lollipop
in their mouths...
for the ride home, huh?
Let me tell you
something, 'Harvard,'...
come upstairs with
me in my office,
watch and learn how to protect...
your investments
the old-school way.
F***.
Ow, ow, ow... ow!
All right. Here we go
everybody. Let's go.
Shelly? Shelly!
Shelly, wait a second.
Get off me! No!
Shelly, wait. Wait!
Don't, don't. Don't do this.
Stay out of this, Bernie.
It's got nothing to do with you.
It's got everything
to do with me.
He's my son.
Him? This little prick
is your son?
Pop, you've got to
help me out here.
Shut up!
What are you talking about?
Wait, wait. Are you in on this?
Huh?
- What! ?
I asked you a f***ing question.
You come clean with me now.
No! For God's sake,
what's the matter with you?
I didn't know nothing
about this!
Shithead here is your son?
Let me ask you a question.
How much you think
their two lives are worth?
Myself, I don't think they're...
worth piss, but hey,
he ain't my kid.
This shithead was up
That's 150 grand
that somebody's...
got to account for.
What do you say you cover
them both, 75 apiece, huh?
Come on, Shelly.
They didn't get away
with the money.
You haven't lost nothing.
- Go to work.
Pop! Pop!
- No, wait! Come on!
Jesus!
- Wait.
All right, all right.
God damn it. All right.
All right, all right.
I'm good for it. $150 G's.
I'm good for it.
It's all right, honey.
- Oh, my God, the contractions.
I need to go to the hospital.
- Come on, Shelly.
Oh, for God's sake, Shelly.
Will you help her out?
That's my grandkid.
Oh, my God, that's right.
That's Bernie's
grandchild in there.
You all right, sweetheart?
You need to go to
the hospital, huh?
Uh-huh.
- I'll bet you do.
Jesus!
- Charlene!
Hey, everybody look,
It's a boy!
Oh, can you believe this?
Bernie, you have a grandson!
Shelly:
Bernie's gota little grandson!
Isn't he cute? Isn't he cute?
I think he looks
like you, Bernie.
What do you think?
A nice healthy grandson.
Want to hold your
grandson, Bernie? Huh?
Break out the
champagne, everybody.
Bernie's a grandfather.
You still want
to make good on this?
If you want to
change your mind,
I don't blame you.
I'll make it up to you, Pop.
I swear.
I'm good for it.
All right, up on the
table, right now!
Whoa, whoa whoa--
Wait a second.
Shelly, we had a deal!
$150 G's buys their lives.
This is a little slap on the wrist
to remember me by.
Wait, wait.
- No, no!
Jesus, Shelly, no!
Come on.
F***!
I brought this on myself.
I planted the seeds.
When Angela had run off
with Mikey, I didn't--
I never made--
I never made an effort
to get back in his life.
I figured...
the kid don't need
a f***ing loser for a father.
And now it's come full circle.
I give him the money,
I open the door to all this.
This-- I got this coming to me.
This is-- this is payback.
Are you done
beating yourself up, Bernie?
# My funny Valentine #...
# You... #...
# Make me smile
with my heart #...
# Your looks are laughable #...
# Unphotographable #...
# Yet... #...
# You're my favorite
work of art... #
Bernie...
are you awake?
I think that...
I love you.
No.
I don't think.
I'm pretty sure of it.
You blindsided me,
Bernie Lootz.
I never saw it coming.
You shouldn't do that to a girl.
There's so many things
you don't know,
that you should know.
Oh, f***,
I don't want to ruin this.
It-- it don't matter.
It don't matter
what you come clean about,
it's not gonna change
the way I feel about you.
It's not.
Natalie, I...
I'd say it, but...
- Say it, just say it.
No, with my rotten luck--
Don't-- f*** rotten luck, Bernie.
That's over.
I love you, Natalie.
I really, really love you.
Trixie?
You came back?
# What a day this has been #...
# What a rare mood I'm in #...
# Why, it's almost like
being in love #...
# There's a smile
on my face #...
# For the whole
human race #...
# I would swear
I am falling in love... #
Tell Bernie to go to table six.
# All the music of life
seems to be #...
# Like a bell
that is ringing for me #...
# And from the way
that I feel #...
# When the bells
start to peal #...
# I would swear
I am falling #...
# I can swear
that I'm falling #...
# Well, it's almost like
being in love... #
Lovett, party of six,
your table is ready.
Duty calls.
Bye.
Yes!
# All the music
oflife seems to be #...
# Like a bell
that is ringing for me #...
# And from the way
that I feel #...
# When the bells
start to peal #...
# I would swear
I am falling #...
# I can swear
that I'm falling #...
# Well, it's almost
like being... #...
# Well, it's almost like
being in love. #
Hey, Shelly, check it out.
The new 'Mega Million.'
I call her 'Marnie.'
You know,
'cause she's one frigid broad.
You want to tell me
what's going on out there?
I don't know.
What do you mean
you don't know?
We're down almost
a mil out there.
Doesn't that seem
strange to you?
I guess I'm having an off day.
No, no, no.
You don't have off days, Lootz.
You're shitty luck incarnate.
What's wrong?
You coming down
with something?
You have this look about you.
No, no, I'm fine. As
a matter of fact,
I've never been better.
Give it a shot.
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