The Coroner
Season #1 Episode #2- Year:
- 2015
- 45 min
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EXT. THE ENGLISH CHANNEL. DAY 1. 07:05
GRAVELLE:
NSE UNDERTAKERS ASSISTANTS, NSE FUNERALGOERS
[TWO MILES OFFSHORE, A MOTORBOAT BOBS IN
WAVES. ON THE BACK IS A RAISED COFFIN
DRAPED IN A UNION JACK. AROUND IT STANDS
GRIEVING NSE FUNERALGOERS LISTENING TO
JOSEPH GRAVELLE (59), A CLIPPED MAN SURE
THAT UNDERTAKING NEED NOT BE
UNFASHIONABLE. FROM THE BOAT’S TINNY
SPEAKERS ELGAR’S “NIMROD” PLAYS AS
GRAVELLE READS A FEW LINES OF TENNYSON]
GRAVELLE:
…“But such a tide as moving seems asleep,
Too full for sound and foam,
When that which drew from out the boundless deep
Turns again home.”
[AN NSE FUNERALGOER WIPES HER EYE]
GRAVELLE:
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, we now commit Margaret Crighton to the deep.
[TWO NSE UNDERTAKERS ASSISTANTS RAISE THE
FLAG-COVERED COFFIN SO THAT IT SLIDES INTO
THE SEA. THE UNION JACK REMAINS ABOARD. ONE
OF THE NSE FUNERALGOERS TAKES A WREATH OF
WHITE ROSES AND THROWS IT INTO THE SEA
AFTER THE SWIFTLY SINKING COFFIN]
GRAVELLE:
May she rest in peace.
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EP2/SC3. EXT. GREYROCK POINT. DAY 1. 07:13
CLINT:
DOG:
[A SURFER PULLS HARD AGAINST THE WATER TO
CATCH A WAVE. HE SURFS IT BEAUTIFULLY
BEFORE SITTING BACK DOWN ON HIS BOARD.
JUST AS HE’S ABOUT TO KICK BACK INTO THE
DEEP, SOMETHING ON LAND CATCHES HIS EYE. ON
THE BEACH, A DOG IS SNIFFING AROUND A DEAD
BODY]
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EP2/SC4. EXT. GREYROCK POINT. BEACH. DAY 1. 07:15
CLINT:
DOG:
[THE SURFER RUNS THROUGH THE WASH, BOARD
UNDER ARM. THIS IS CLINT. THE SIGHT THAT
GREETS HIM MAKES HIM WRETCH; A NAKED DEAD
BODY, BLOATED BY DECOMPOSITION GASSES.
CLINT:
(TO DOG) Gross.
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TITLES:
EP2/SC5. INT. JUDITH’S HOUSE. KITCHEN. DAY 1. 07:44
JANE, BETH, JUDITH
[JANE’S ON THE PHONE TO CLINT WHILST BETH
AND JUDITH SIT AT THE KITCHEN TABLE. JUDITH’S
ENGROSSED IN A LINGERIE MAGAZINE AND BETH’S
SIMULTANEOUSLY SCROLLING THROUGH HER
PHONE, COMMENTING ON JUDITH’S CHOICES AND
EARWIGGING HER MOTHER’S CHAT]
JANE (ON PHONE):
And is Davey there yet? I’ll be over in fifteen can you hold tight?
[SHE POURS COFFEE]
JANE (ON PHONE) (CONT’D):
Then put a jumper on. Look just hold tight, Clint, or hang ten or whatever
you do.
[SHE HANGS UP AND SCRAMBLES TO COOL THE
COFFEE IN THE FEW SECONDS SHE HAS LEFT]
BETH:
They’ve found another one? That’s, what, two in as many weeks?
JANE:
Three.
BETH:
Where’s this one?
JANE:
Greyrock Point. Clint was out surfing and stumbled on it.
JUDITH:
Clint can stumble on me anytime he fancies.
[JANE MEETS HER MOTHER’S EUPHEMISM WITH
SILENCE. BETH POINTS TO AN ITEM IN THE
CATALOGUE]
BETH:
Is that lace or –
JUDITH:
Satin. Comes in red or silver.
BETH:
I’d go silver.
JANE:
Not sure this is entirely appropriate for breakfast time.
JUDITH:
Should be by dinner. This lot do same day delivery and it’s a big night for
Mick.
JANE:
JUDITH:
He’s refreshed the menu at the Black Dog. He’s got new steaks, says he
even caught a few lobsters himself. You should come? Big night for him
downstairs so I thought we’d…celebrate upstairs.
JANE:
If I’m done in time I will.
BETH:
(SHOWING JUDITH HER PHONE) Here, this is the tattoo I’m getting.
JANE:
(GIVING JUDITH A LOOK) If I approve.
[JUDITH TAKES BETH’S PHONE AND ADJUSTS HER
BIFOCALS]
BETH (CONT’D):
It’s a barcode tattoo. When you scan it it pings and the display reads my
name.
JUDITH:
Does it give you a price too?
[JANE KISSES BETH ON THE FOREHEAD]
JANE (CONT’D):
Look, just text it me and I’ll consider it. If it's really nice maybe I'll get the
same myself.
[BETH LOOKS HORRIFIED. JANE HEADS OUT]
BETH:
Car keys.
[JANE RETURNS, PICKS UP THE CAR KEYS AND
LEAVES AGAIN]
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EP2/SC6. EXT. GREYROCK POINT. BEACH. DAY 1. 08:12
JANE, CLINT
NSE POLICE OFFICERS, NSE JOURNALIST, NSE DOG WALKER,
DOG:
[JANE STRIDES DOWN THE BEACH TOWARDS
CLINT, STILL IN HIS WETSUIT. NEARBY, NSE POLICE
OFFICERS HAVE ERECTED A WHITE TENT IN WHICH
THE BODY RESTS, HIDDEN. IN THE DISTANCE, A
PRESS VAN IS PARKED UP ON THE BLUFFS]
JANE:
Morning Johnny Utah.
CLINT:
Who?
JANE:
Tell me you’ve seen Point Break?
CLINT:
I’m not into snooker.
JANE:
(NOT RISING) Who’s washed up this time?
CLINT:
They’re pretty far gone.
JANE:
Male or female?
CLINT:
Male, I think. The fish had a really good go.
JANE:
Did you find it?
CLINT:
No, a lady walking her dog. I was catching the swell. Dog walker’s with the
police now.
JANE:
(NODDING UP AT THE BLUFFS) He been down asking questions?
CLINT:
Who?
JANE:
Journo with the long-lens on the bluff…
CLINT:
I didn’t realise there was press here.
JANE:
Top story in the Lighthaven Star.
[JANE HOLDS OUT HER SMARTPHONE AND SHOWS
HIM THE HEADLINE STORY. THERE’S A PICTURE OF
HIM HOLDING HIS SURFBOARD NEXT TO THE
CLINT:
Is that me!?
JANE:
Finally a Covergirl. (HEADING TOWARD THE TENT) Shall we have a
look?
CLINT:
Uhh…
JANE:
Are you alright?
CLINT:
Yes. No. Quite glad I haven’t eaten.
JANE:
Then how about you arrange the undertaker?
CLINT:
Which one?
JANE:
(THE FIRST THAT SPRINGS TO MIND) Try Prince’s; they’re reliable.
CLINT:
Sure.
JANE:
And do me a favour – don’t talk to the press guy on the way up. I don’t want
our office passing comment. I’ve got a nine AM with the Devonshire
Undertaker’s Association so hopefully this’ll be the last but the papers’ll be
all over it.
CLINT:
Think this is another botched sea-burial?
JANE:
Lightning doesn’t strike thrice.
[JANE HEADS INTO THE TENT. CLINT SPOTS A
CAMERA FLASH FROM THE BLUFFS. HE TUCKS HIS
SHORTBOARD UNDER HIS ARM, LIFTS HIS CHIN
AND CUTS A BLUE STEEL FOR THE LONG-LENS
BEFORE WALKING OFF]
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EP2/SC7. INT. POLICE STATION. DAY 1. 08:56
DORA HORTON:
NSE DUTY OFFICER
[A TWITCHY DORA HORTON (27) WALKS INTO THE
POLICE STATION. SHE FIDDLES WITH HER BANGS
OUT OF NERVES. SHE HEADS UP TO THE NSE DUTY
OFFICER’S WINDOW]
DORA:
I’d like to report a missing person.
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EP2/SC8. INT. LIGHTHAVEN COUNCIL OFFICES. HALLWAY.
DAY 1. 09:
04JANE:
[JANE HURRIES DOWN MARBLE FLOORS TOWARDS
MEETING ROOMS. SHE HAS IN HER HAND A
PRINTED OUT PAGE FROM THE STAR ONLINE.
SHE REACHES A SET OF DOORS UPON WHICH
HANGS THE SIGN “DEVONSHIRE UNDERTAKERS
ASSOCIATION EGM”. SHE PUSHES IN]
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EP2/SC9. INT. LIGHTHAVEN COUNCIL OFFICES.
CONFERENCE ROOM. DAY 1. 09:06
BILL, JANE, MRS BLACKSTONE, MR GRAVELLE, MR PRINCE
NSE UNDERTAKERS:
[IT IRRITATES JANE THAT BILL’S STARTED THE
MEETING WITHOUT HER. AMONGST THE
UNDERTAKERS ARE GRAVELLE, NOLAN PRINCE
(43) A DICKENSIAN FELLOW WITH A WHIFF OF THE
SHABBY, AND ETHEL BLACKSTONE (53) A DOUR
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