The Counselor Page #3
- Year:
- 2017
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killed in Juarez last year?
No. A lot.
Yeah. I think
3,000 is a lot.
This is a different species,
Counselor.
They will rip out your liver
and feed it to your dog.
I should keep
that in mind, too.
I can't advise you, Counselor.
But you are advising me.
I just need you to be sure
that you're locked in.
Because I don't know...
Maybe I should tell you what Mickey
Rourke told what's-his-face.
That's my recommendation anyway, Counselor.
Don't do it.
"This arson is
a serious crime."
Yeah. And so is this.
I guess I'm
the cautionary nature
of this conversation.
Good word, "cautionary."
In Scots law, it
defines an instrument
as surety for another.
As surety.
Yes.
Sounds a bit primitive.
It is.
The problem being, of course
is what happens when the surety
becomes the more attractive holding?
What about you?
I can vanish in a heartbeat
with my money. Can you?
Truth is, Counselor, I can walk
away from all of this in a second.
And I mean all of it.
You're not gonna believe this,
but I'm going to tell you anyway.
I can live in a monastery.
Scrub the steps, clean the pots,
try some gardening.
You're serious.
Very.
Why don't you?
In a word? Women.
I've seen it all, Counselor.
It's all sh*t.
It's all sh*t.
I'll be in touch.
Hey, Counselor?
You want to know why Jesus
wasn't born in Mexico?
No, why?
Couldn't find three
wise men or a virgin.
And, Counselor,
here's something else to consider.
The beheadings and the mutilations?
That's just business.
You gotta keep up appearances.
It's not like there's some
smoldering rage at the bottom of it.
Let's see if we can guess who
it is they really want to kill.
I don't know. Who?
You, Counselor.
You.
What?
Yeah? Well, too bad.
Hey.
Did you bring cigarettes?
They treating you well?
Oh, yeah. Peachy.
You've got a preliminary
hearing on the 17th.
What size dress do you wear?
I wear a five.
What about shoes?
Five?
Yeah.
Hat?
What?
What size hat?
A hat?
I don't know what size hat.
What the f*** do
I need a hat for?
A hat? You're shitting me.
Yes.
You're a smartass.
You had me going
there for a minute.
So, you gonna get me
something sexy to wear?
No.
You'll probably have me looking
like a f***ing schoolmarm.
How about a businesswoman?
Yeah. Some business.
All right.
What was it you
wanted to tell me?
My kid is in jail.
Oh, boy.
Where?
Fort Hancock.
What was he doing
in Fort Hancock?
He was coming to see me.
What's he in jail for?
Speeding.
Speeding?
Yeah.
Son of a b*tch.
What, he couldn't pay the fine?
He had $12,000 on him,
but they took that off him.
How did you find this out?
He called.
What else is he charged with?
I don't know.
Some other stuff.
And how fast was he going?
Yeah.
What is that, "206"?
That's not a speed.
That's somebody's weight,
or a time of day.
You're telling me he was going
206 miles an hour? In what?
On that Jap bike of his.
Listen, if you could
get his money back,
he could pay the fine
and get out of there.
He's not getting
his money back.
How much is the fine?
$400.
Jesus.
I don't guess you
would spring for it.
Christ, $400?
Yeah.
All right.
"All right" what?
All right, I'll get him out.
Thanks. I owe you.
Yes, you do.
How about a blowj*b?
Damn, but you are a smartass.
I know.
You bring it out in me.
Lighten up, Ruthie.
Don't call me that.
I hate that name.
I don't even like "Ruth."
Take care, Ruth.
Guard.
Pull over.
How are you doing?
Ugh.
Get this thing out of here.
You got it.
Go.
Ah!
Sorry. I got held up.
How are you, man?
You see a place like this in the cold
light of day, it looks pretty seedy.
But you get the right
lighting in here
and some music,
some good-looking girls,
Jesus.
We're looking
for cash flow here.
So, how soon do you think?
Two weeks. Three, max.
Yeah.
Are you gonna
keep the dance floor?
Yeah.
A dance floor takes up a lot of space
but you try and chat up
a girl at a bar,
she's supposed to
tell you to f*** off.
She doesn't want to
look like a b*tch.
But, you ask a chick to dance,
well, you got a better shot.
Anyway,
the other big space-eater is the bandstand.
is take the wall out
and get rid of
the hallway, yeah.
I think that will do it.
Yeah. All right.
I'll talk to my guy and it
should take two or three days.
That's my boy.
There he is.
I won't be able to get what the
kid is saying. Is that okay?
We don't care what
the kid is saying.
Did you get it?
Yeah. It's not much.
That's okay.
- Keep your eye on him.
- I am.
This guy doesn't read
the f***ing newspapers.
I know.
Could you see what it was?
Nope. But it's in the helmet.
Yeah.
It's in the helmet.
Yes?
We got him.
Good. Stay with him,
and call me back in an hour.
Come here.
Well, Counselor,
how are you making it?
I'm all right.
Is this your lady?
It is.
Nice to meet you, ma'am.
Me and the Counselor
go back a ways.
We do, I'm afraid.
Don't be afraid.
Hell, I'm okay with everything.
Are you okay with everything,
Counselor?
I am if you are.
See, now, ain't he just
the best son of a b*tch?
All right, Tony, let's go.
How long have you known this guy,
petunia?
Long enough.
Maybe you should listen
to your lady friend.
Is that what you do, Counselor?
Pretty much.
Does he keep you entertained?
None of your business.
Because you look to me
like you might get bored easy.
Tony, let's go.
Tony, I'm leaving.
Hell, Counselor,
keep your seat.
You don't have
to get up for me.
See, petunia, the Counselor has a
way of sullin' up like a possum
when he don't get his own way.
I'm going to say
But that ain't
really the problem.
The real problem is
his thin skin makes
it okay in his eyes
for you to wind
up under the bus.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Anyhow, that's how I see it.
You take care now, you hear?
Baby!
Who was that?
It's an old client.
It goes with the territory.
I'm sorry.
Hi.
"Hi"?
Oh, um...
Bless me,
Father, for I have sinned.
And?
How long has it been
since your last confession?
Well, I've never been before.
This is my first.
Are you Catholic?
No.
Then I cannot
give you absolution.
I know
but I just wanted to tell
somebody what I had done
and I thought,
"Why not go to a professional?"
Have you thought about
taking instructions?
That's not
something I do very well.
I mean, in order to
become a Catholic.
Then you could confess
and you will be
forgiven for your sins.
What if they're unforgivable?
Nothing is unforgivable.
Oh, yeah?
Well, I haven't killed anybody,
but I've been pretty bad.
Look, we have people here
waiting to go to confession
so, I'm sorry.
They can wait.
I did.
Who did you talk to about this?
Why did I talk to somebody?
You said "Bless me, Father."
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