The Counselor Page #4
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- 2017
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Well, I asked a friend but she
didn't know I was gonna do it.
So we're done here then?
I haven't told you my sins yet.
I don't want to hear your sins.
There would be no point.
Were you baptized?
I don't know. It's possible.
I never knew my parents.
They were thrown out of a
helicopter into the Atlantic Ocean
when I was three.
Listen
you don't have to do
the whole forgiveness thing.
All you have to do is listen.
To the sins.
Women tell you
about sex, don't they?
I can't talk about that.
that she's an adulterer or
fornicator or something
or why else would she be there?
So you must have a very
unusual picture of women.
You must think that they're
just having sex all the time...
You really need to go now.
If you don't leave, I leave.
Wait, where are you going?
I wasn't finished.
I don't know.
Women have funny
ideas about sex.
They're supposed
to be so modest.
Let me tell you,
when they get it
they want to f***
they're like a freight train.
Sign here.
The things I've
learned about women.
F***.
About half of it I
would like to forget.
I'm not sure if I follow you.
What is it you would like to forget,
for instance?
You don't want to know.
Sure I do.
I don't know.
Let's talk about something else.
Here.
Just pull up your
socks and tell me.
Yeah
I don't know.
What is it you
would like to forget?
All right.
Malkina f***ing my car.
What?
See?
What did you just say?
I said I would like to forget
about Malkina f***ing my car.
What the hell are
you talking about?
Do you remember
that yellow California I had?
Sure. Nice car.
Very nice car.
Anyway, this was a while back,
not that long.
We'd been getting it on for a while,
and we came back one night.
We were staying
up at Cloudcroft.
We drove out on a golf course
and parked.
And we're sitting there,
talking
and for no particular reason
that I could see,
she slides off her knickers
and hands them to me
and gets out of the car.
I asked her what she was doing
and she says,
"I'm going to f*** your car."
All right.
Leave the door open.
So
on the hood of the Ferrari
around her waist
and spreads herself
across the windshield
in front of me
with no panties on.
And she's had this Brazilian wax job,
you know?
Don't even think
I'm making this up.
You can't make
this up, all right?
I mean, she was a dancer.
So, she does this full split
and then she starts rubbing
herself up and down on the glass.
Then she leans down
to see if I'm watching.
Like, no, I'm sitting there
reading my email.
And she kisses me upside down.
And then she tells me
that she's going to come.
I thought, "I'm losing my f***ing mind.
That's what's happening here."
It was like one of those,
You know? One of those...
One of those
bottom-feeders you see
going up the side
of the aquarium,
sucking its way up the glass.
I mean, it was, I don't know...
...hallucinatory.
You see a thing like that,
it changes you.
Jesus.
Yeah, tell me about it.
Did she?
Did she what?
Did she come?
Yeah. Sure, yeah.
Finally she climbs down
and she comes around
and she gets in the car
and shuts the door.
I hand her her knickers,
she puts them in her purse
and she looks at me to see
Well, I don't know
I mean, I still don't.
It was too gynecological to be sexy.
Almost.
But mostly,
I was just f***ing stunned.
And I asked her if she
had ever done that before
and she said she had done everything
before. And I believe her.
Jesus. Catfish?
I don't know.
I think so, yeah.
Do you think she knew what kind
of effect this
might have on a guy?
Jesus, Counselor, are you kidding?
She knows everything.
You don't think this is
an odd thing to tell me?
I think it is an odd thing.
No, I mean,
why is it okay to tell
a thing like that
about somebody...
Somebody I'm banging?
Come on, Reiner.
Okay, I don't know,
you're probably right.
Maybe I wanted to see
what you would say.
Maybe there's more to it than that.
Maybe I'm scared.
You're scared?
Yeah.
Probably, yeah. Sometimes...
She scares the sh*t out of me.
Because of that?
No, not that. But...
You're in love with her.
I don't know what I am.
Yeah, I guess
I'm in love with her, but
you don't think
that's cause for worry?
It's like being in love with
easeful death.
Well, I don't know what it is
that you're trying to tell me.
I know.
Does this have anything
to do with the deal?
I don't know.
You're right.
I shouldn't have told you.
Forget it?
Yeah.
How do you propose I do that?
Jesus, Counselor,
how do I know?
Just forget it.
I gotta go.
Sir, may I help you?
Nope.
Are you there?
Anything?
He's coming.
Yeah, I hear him.
All right, let's do it.
Jamie, come in.
Are we okay?
We're good.
I know.
I just wanted to
hear your voice.
Don't go there.
You're just glowing
with sexual health?
I love it.
Yes.
Bad. Badly.
You haven't been taking liberties
with your person, have you?
You couldn't touch it
with a powder puff?
It's too boring.
I kept waking up
thinking you were there.
on the sheets.
What I said was,
"Here, let me help you off
with your damp things."
And then I pull
down your panties.
Oh, my goodness.
Is this phone sex?
I know.
Life is being in bed with you.
Everything else
is just waiting.
I love you very much.
Good night.
Do you know which truck it is?
Yeah.
It's got Arizona plates.
Do you know how it goes?
Yeah.
It's color-coded.
Red to red.
Green to green.
Black to black.
See if it will start.
Wait a minute.
This thing has
got a switch on it.
Try it now.
Counselor.
We've got a problem.
Are you there?
I'm here.
How bad a problem?
Let's say pretty bad.
And then multiply it by 10.
F***.
Meet me in
the atrium at the Coronado.
Coronado? When?
Now.
to our new lifestyle.
Morning.
Have you seen the paper?
Nope.
Do you know who
The Green Hornet?
Yes.
He's a cartoon character.
He's a biker.
Sh*t.
Mmm.
All right, what?
Is he in custody?
It's in the paper.
What has he done?
You don't know
anything about this?
About what?
Like I said, it's in the paper.
He had no ID on him?
No.
No head either.
What the hell is this?
I was hoping you would tell me.
I had a call from
our business partners.
They wanted to speak with you.
It seems the deceased
was working for them.
Now the shipment is missing
and all they have to go on is
that he was a client of yours.
Client? He wasn't a client.
You got him out of jail.
That doesn't make him a client.
It was a speeding ticket,
for Christ's sake.
Jesus.
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