The Demented

# Wide eyes as it passes you by #

# Hold your breath #

# The sheer size

with its eyes on the prize #

# In the depths #

# Torn nerves on the verge #

# Hearts under arrest #

# Now your pride's on the line #

# He'll put you to the test #

# Dark fury

and power surrounds you #

# Clock's ticking in your head #

# In God's glory #

# They'll never find you #

# So don't you forget #

# With nothing to prove #

# And nothing to lose #

# Steadfast and never relenting #

# Life on the move, so far removed #

# It's cold and dominating #

# With nothing to prove

and nothing to lose #

# Headstrong and patiently waiting #

# Life on the move, so far removed #

# A limited conscience

with nothing to prove #

# Deal a line

when you're one of a kind #

# In the mix #

# Fine time,

and scramble the mind #

# For a fix #

# White knuckles, sweaty palms #

# Stress is making you sick. #

David.

Hey.

Hey. Are you ready?

Yeah. Hey, you can put your stuff

in the back.

Okay. But first...

- I need to show you something.

- What? No, we gotta go.

Naomi and Brice are, like, five minutes

away, so come on, get out of the car.

- Okay.

- Come on.

Okay.

- All right, get up. Get up here.

- What?

Yeah. Okay.

Ahem...

I know that finishing

this semester at LSU

is really, like, all we've been

thinking about lately.

But I just want you to know

that I still think of you a lot too.

And, actually,

just the other day

I was out and...

I got this.

It's... it's a promise ring.

And I don't think we're ready

for an engagement just yet,

but I just want you to know

how I feel.

And when I bought it,

I wanted to give it to you

while we watched the sunrise

and say something cool

or special,

but I can't really think of anything

cool or special.

Now I'm just kind of

feeling cheesy.

I just want you to know

that I love you

and I'm gonna be there for you

no matter what, I promise.

You're too good for me.

You really are. You are.

Taylor! Whoo!

Oh, here they come.

Let's go.

I'm pretty sure.

- All right, all right.

- But I don't know.

- You don't?

- No.

- Do you even know how to work this?

- Of course I do.

Killer. Look at you,

learning how to work your mama's car.

Okay, okay.

Stop it. Stop it. Brice.

Don't look like you don't enjoy being

a girlfriend of a future NFL superstar.

Okay, big head.

If that head gets any bigger,

I'm strapping you

to their Jeep.

Get a room.

- What's up, man?

- We're already late. Come on, crazy.

- You hear that, man?

- About time you got here.

Mwah. Mwah.

Oh, I'm so ready for this trip,

it's not even funny.

Are you ready to have fun?

- Am I ready to have fun?

- That's what I asked you.

- Are you ready to have fun?

- Well, I know I'm ready to have fun.

I was just making sure you were

ready to have fun.

I am the king of fun.

Of course I'm ready.

Oh, my gosh.

Big head, just come get in the car.

Jeez.

You see what I deal with?

Did you guys see this?

All the time.

Whoo!

Yeah, let's go! Vacation!

- Whoo!

- Whoo-hoo!

# You always say that money

makes a man #

# I tell you, girl,

you don't understand #

# I love you, baby,

but I just don't care #

# Go on to work?

I'd rather fall downstairs #

# I'm gonna get up on my feet #

# You know, babe,

I need my beauty sleep #

# But a man don't have to do

what a man don't wanna do #

# Oh, yeah #

# Whoa-oh-oh,

I really love you, girl #

# Too bad I'm unemployable #

# Whoa-oh-oh,

I know you aren't that well #

# Too bad I'm unemployable... #

Sharley! Oh, my gosh,

this is gonna be so much fun.

Where's y' all's car?

I didn't see it.

Oh, it's in the shop this weekend.

We're just gonna use yours

if we need one.

- Oh, okay.

- Well, you decided to show up.

Hi.

Oh, my God, Sharley,

this place is so beautiful.

Yeah, it ought to be.

It's my dad's favorite summer home

he never lets anyone stay at.

So "vous etre si chez voix."

- "Chez vous," baby, "chez vous."

- Oh, I love when you correct me, baby.

Or as they say in Mexican,

"mi casa, su casa."

- All right.

- Just stop. Help them with their bags.

- Hi.

- Guys, enjoy these moments right now,

- because in a few years...

- Cute dress.

...It's gonna be all work,

no play.

- Come on.

- Yeah, that's right,

'cause in a few years

when y'all are busting your asses,

I'm gonna be sailing the coast of Bali

with my dad's life insurance check

- in my motherfucking account.

- Howard.

- Baby, I'm just joking.

- Oh, man.

Shar, you have

a radio here, right?

No, hon', you're just

gonna have to deal.

Get used to no cell service, guys.

It's basically nonexistent

- till my dad has a tower built.

- Wait, wait, dude, are you serious?

I got a whole bunch of calls

I gotta make about my internship.

And plus, what if somebody

breaks their leg or something?

Oh, if there's an emergency,

there's a landline in the kitchen.

And if you're a total p*ssy,

you can walk a half a mile

to Mr. Bromlin's house

and get reception there.

Well, you know what? It actually feels

kind of good not having my cell phone.

Agreed. It gives us time

to actually talk instead of texting.

- Does that feel good, you guys?

- Feels good.

Feels good? Now this circle jerk

is over, let me show you to your rooms.

Bricey, since you are

just so damn sexy,

you get the first master bedroom.

It is badass.

- David, there's your room.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

F***ing jackass,

I've got my laptop in there.

- What, is that your bag?

- Yeah.

- Dude, I thought that was Taylor's.

- No, man.

Something wrong with you, boy.

Now me and the lady...

me and the lady are gonna take

the other master bedroom

where we will make

sweet, passionate love.

Unless, of course, you guys... you know,

you want to switch it up a bit

and the dudes can take

this bedroom here

while me and the ladies

take the other one.

- What?

- Stop it.

- Is that bad?

- That's enough.

Baby. Wow.

Ladies, you want to go

check out the back yard?

- Sure.

- How is this not a j...? Look, baby,

oh, this is... only in pretend

would you and your friends

sleep with me in the same bed.

- Huh?

- Grow up.

- Yeah? Unless you want to.

- Bye.

Would you just think about it?

Oh, I love you too, baby,

light of my life.

Whoo! Oh!

Oh, my God.

Let's go. Let's go.

# She's far from an angel

and as far as I can tell #

# She'll take you to heaven

after dragging you through hell #

# She'll love you like a woman,

but she'll hate you like a man... #

What's up, baby boy?

# She's an iron horse rider

with hot red lips #

# Got a tattoo on her shoulder

crawling down to her hips... #

Highlands' pride, right here.

# Well, she's so tough... #

Oh, you're in so much trouble.

# It makes my knees

weak every time #

# When I see her strutting,

baby, please #

# I'm begging and I'm pleading #

# Lady, don't you stop #

# Doing what you do to me #

# Tied and twisted in a knot #

# I know you're just a woman #

# I'm losing my cool,

and that's what makes me pop #

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