The Dentist Page #3

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of nitrous is dead.

I'm switching over to the other one,

but, uh, we need to order a backup.

More gas?

Okay, you got it.

Oh... Mrs. Roberts will be

here first thing tomorrow.

She also asked if you'd

noticed anything this morning?

- Noticed?

- I don't know. Her dog was killed.

She just thought

perhaps you'd seen something.

No? Okay.

Karen.

Uh...

I'll be right back.

We're almost done.

Then the doctor will see you.

I can't wait.

It's all I've been thinking about,

just being able to smile.

- What? I'm with a patient.

- Look what I found in room number one.

Talk about heaven.

- Did you show Alan?

- What, are you kidding?

Did you see, when the patient left,

how she left?

- He did something to her.

- Maybe they fell out of her purse.

Yeah, right, and I can make

flames shoot out of my ass.

Well, give them to me

and I'll ask him.

No. Um...

I don't want to cause any more trouble.

I'm already on his sh*t list.

I'll be with you in a moment.

Mr. Goldblum,

Dr. Feinstone is with a patient

and really can't be disturbed.

Look, lady. I'm telling you,

he'll see me right away.

I don't think

this is a good time to...

- Uh, doctor, this is Mister...

- Marvin Goldblum, IRS.

Ah... Yes, well, Mr. Goldblum,

uh... uh...

I was expecting you

a little later.

As you can see, I'm a little

behind here right now.

You know, Dr. Feinstone...

Alan.

You don't mind if I call you Alan, right?

You can call me Marv.

You got real tax problems.

You need to do a good job for me.

I got a little action back there.

Look, uh, why don't you, uh...

Why don't you just come in back here?

Thank you.

You f***ing pervert.

What the hell are you doing?

I ought to kick

the sh*t out of you.

What you did to April?

We're suing you, man.

- Alan, what's happening?

- This guy?

This guy right here is

a f***ing degenerate, a sicko.

We're--we're gonna sue your ass.

Is he all right?

Doctor, do you want me

to call the police?

- No. I'm fine.

- It's really not your day.

I'm fine.

The patient just...

The patient just overreacted.

You don't know what it's like.

The discipline, the long hours,

and the lack of respect

in a world that goes on

ignoring dental hygiene!

Doctor.

- What happened?

- You're okay.

I'm, uh...

I'm sorry, everybody, this has...

This has never happened before.

Why don't you, uh...

all just...

Uh, please, just...

just go home.

This way, come on.

Easy.

Easy.

Is he crazy, Alan,

or did something happened?

I told you.

Nothing happened, Karen.

Come on.

You know me better than that.

Look. Tell Candy to close up.

The rest of you take the day off.

- Well...

- Please, just go.

- If it's what you want.

- Yes. Thank you.

Well, my mom isn't

picking me up until 1:30,

so maybe I can wait

in case he can still see me.

I'm sorry, honey.

You heard what the doctor said.

I think it may have

to wait another day.

Who do they think they are

with their vile infected lives?

Happy anniversary, Brooke.

Alan?

Are you here?

Alan, we're going to be late

for the reservation.

Alan?

Alan?

My dear.

I wanted you to be the first...

...to see my finest achievement.

Operatory number four.

La Scala.

The home of the Italian opera.

the finest opera house

in the world.

I wanted it to be a surprise for you

for our anniversary.

Impressive.

In a world where romance has

been replaced by technology,

in this room,

the two are wed.

Please, sit.

Just how many pills did you take?

Do you hear how she...

she hits the high notes so... so perfectly

from the depths of her soul?

She sings of love.

All love.

- We're gonna lose our table.

- Brooke, please, humor me.

Well... Alan, I mean, this really doesn't

seem like a good time.

Brooke, it's our anniversary.

Pretty please?

Just enough.

We wouldn't wanna lose you.

You thought you

could fool me, huh?

Oh no, I've been watching you.

I've been watching

what you've become.

Filth, just like

the rest of them.

You, Paula Roberts...

Matt.

You wouldn't want me to cut

out your tongue, would you?

What would Matt think?

You wouldn't be

much use to him then.

Tonight, you pay...

...for all that you've done to me.

Mercy?

You want me to show mercy?

Not tonight, my sweet.

I never use it.

The pool.

I built it for you.

Maybe I should.

We could swim together.

That's the way

we were meant to be.

Together.

Forever.

No one will come between us.

Dr. Feinstone?

Gibbs, LAPD, aand this is

Detective Sunshine.

Is there something

wrong, detective?

The world is full of wrong, Doc.

May we come in?

I was just having breakfast.

The most important meal of the day.

I'm a fruit man myself.

We've got a couple of questions

we'd like to ask you.

There's been a series of robberies

in the neighborhood,

and we were wondering if maybe

you might have heard something.

- Seen something.

- No, I've heard nothing, seen nothing.

- And Mrs. Feinstone?

- What do you mean?

Well, did she hear or see anything

out of the ordinary yesterday morning?

I don't think so but I could

ask her when she wakes up.

Well, she's a lucky lady.

Soon as the sun

hits my eyes, I'm up.

Here's my card.

Give me a call.

Do either of you own a firearm?

- No.

- You're a dentist, right?

Yes?

That's a little like a cop.

A necessary evil.

What the...

Oh, God.

Brooke.

Hey, Brooke.

Oh, God!

Shame on you.

No, man. Don't.

No!

It's doctor!

Dr. Feinstone!

And Brooke is my wife!

You filthy piece of sh*t.

I am an instrument of

perfection and hygiene,

the enemy of decay

and corruption,

A dentist.

And I have

a lot of work to do.

Don't you guys ever

start on time around here?

It won't be long now.

I promise.

- Hello, Sarah.

- Hi. I had to postpone the party.

Paula, would you like

to come in?

Well, this certainly is

a little different.

Uh, you can 86 the tunes, honey.

All right, we're just

going to numb up that molar.

Jessica, we're doing a

replacement on number 18.

I think Dennis shot the dog, Alan.

He knew I'd finally

gotten attached to it.

- What?

- You didn't see anything yesterday, did you?

No. Open wide.

God.

We're just going to let that

numb up for a second, all right?

It happened right

after you left, you know.

Matt didn't see anything either.

Matt?

You know, the new guy

from the pool service.

That Matt...

He's real good.

Jessica, give me the burr block.

How's he been working out for you?

Oh, we've been having a little problem

with our sludge filter lately, but, uh...

But I think we've got that

all cleared up.

Doctor.

Doctor.

- Doctor.

- What?

Can I speak to you for a moment?

Just relax, Paula.

I'll be right back.

Doctor...

What were you doing

using that doughnut burr?

- You were destroyingthat woman's tooth.

- Are you questioning me?

Don't you think I know

what my patient wants?

- Doctor...

- Don't ever do that again!

- I run this office!

- Yes I know.

When I tell you to do something,

you do it!

Now, get back in there and

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