The Dog Who Saved Christmas Page #6
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They always bite me.
Come on, give me that.
Give me that thing.
- Stop it.
- Give that thing back.
- What's wrong with you?
- Look look.
Argh!
I'm not going in there with dogs.
I hate dogs.
(cat mews)
We're coming back here
in two hours.
I've got a plan for that dog.
Shh.
Hey, Dad, when are we
gonna get there?
Trust me, son,
when we get there, we will be there.
Hey, Mom, when are we
gonna get there?
Kids, why don't we sing
a Christmas song, a happy song?
Oh, that's a great idea, honey.
Dashing through the snow
in a one-horse open sleigh
Through the fields we go,
laughing all the way, ha ha ha.
George:
Well, Benji,we're finally here.
The Bannisters made it
to Grandma's.
Ben:
Great. Flat sodaand stale pretzels, here we come.
George:
Hey, it's Christmas.Show some Christmas spirit, will ya?
(humming a tune)
- Great pretzels, Mom.
- Oh, I made them.
When? Last Christmas?
Well, it's German.
It should be hard.
Hey, not at the table.
- A pretzel?
- Oh, you love those, honey.
Yeah, not those.
Well, what are we doing?
Look at this.
We are making popcorn.
- Oh, this is gonna be so fun, huh?
- Isn't it?
Yeah. Come on, cheer up.
Santa is gonna be here later tonight.
He is.
I hope somebody's been good.
Oh, we're gonna have to leave
some milk and cookies out for Santa
in case he gets hungry, you know.
What's the matter?
Who's gloomy?
Oh, gloomy faces.
Santa's not gonna like that, or his elves.
So somebody'd better smile.
Oh, this one broke.
Come on, guys, this is fun.
down from the chimney
and going, "Hmm, I don't know
if I want to visit those kids.
They're not very happy."
Oh, let's face it, I'm just not good
at confrontation anymore.
These paws have seen
better days.
I'm a has-been, or maybe worse...
a never-was.
I won't let these guys
ruin Christmas.
I'm gonna go out
and get some help.
And when these guys come back
they're gonna be sorry.
All I have to do is sneak past
the crazy cat lady's house.
Come on, you can do it.
Mush mush mush, Zeus.
oh, a tree branch.
(whines)
Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.
(groans) Huh?
Where am I?
What is this place?
Oh, no.
I'm in the cat's den
with that crazy cat broad.
Wait, what's with the poker?
Cat lady:
Hey, buddy.(Zeus sniffs) Stew?
Uh-oh, it might be laced.
- How are you doing?
- But I'm starving.
You were out cold.
didn't we, Chegwee?
Chegwee:
Unfortunately.You just don't listen to those stories
that kids tell.
You know, people get
the wrong idea.
They think 'cause I don't put
any lights outside for Christmas,
I'm a Scrooge.
Truth is, I just don't have
anybody to help me.
That's what happens when you outlive
most of your family.
That's why it's just Chegwee and me.
So don't worry,
I'm not gonna send you
- Well, that's a relief.
- If you behave.
Say what?
Are you hungry?
for some of that stew right now.
On, no, wait.
What am I saying?
You stay there.
Hey, you, what's your name?
Zeus. Why are you whispering?
You know she can't hear us, right?
Yeah, right. Keep it down.
So what's it like being a dog?
Today it stinks.
What's it like being a cat?
It's not so bad. You get to spy
and poop inside.
Keep it down. Here she comes.
A Christmas feast.
Zeus:
Stew! Yeah!A dog's best friend.
All right, now sign of poison.
Oh, you were hungry.
All right.
That's some tasty stew.
Well done, cat lady.
You know, I've been watching you.
And I don't mean to pry
or get personal,
but I've noticed
you don't bark.
Great. Does everybody on the block
know I can't bark?
What are you afraid of?
Let's just say the last time I barked
something bad happened.
And now everything's all messed up
and I don't know what to do.
Fear is a funny thing.
You let it in and it starts to overtake
every part of your life.
Long time ago my dog Rufus...
he attacked me.
Yeah.
I found out the hard way
he didn't like dried Kibble.
She's still feeding me Kibble.
Thanks.
One day he just snapped,
tore through my best sweater
like a wild hyena.
I had to give him away,
which is probably where
the rumor got started.
And for the longest time
And then one day I realized
that it was silly
to let one incident
make me afraid of all dogs.
Everybody had fears,
but you just gotta face them.
And when you do,
they go away.
They do?
Well, I was the number-one K-9
in my division
until that day.
Get down, Zeus. Get down.
Zeus, Zeus, Zeus.
- (Zeus barking)
- Stop him from barking.
Zeus, get down.
Stay back.
Zeus:
It was my fault.Because of my barking,
I blew a five-year investigation.
And to top it off, my partner
broke his trigger finger.
He was never able
You can't use what happened there
as an excuse
to stop being what you are.
You gotta be
what you were meant to be
and do what you were
meant to do.
Hey, this old cat
may have a point.
(whistling)
Girl on TV:
Come on,Chappy, come on. You can do it.
Boy on TV:
You're the greatestdog of all.
Thank you.
I wish we could keep Zeussy.
Ben:
Yeah, I bet Zeus can do that.Belinda:
No, honey.This is just a TV show.
In real life
dogs can't do that.
- Yes, they can.
- No, they can't.
- That's what they are made for.
- Don't tell them that. That's not true.
I'm telling them
what's in the magazine.
The magazine is not correct.
What are you watching?
Oh, "Chappy the Dog."
What's going on?
Why do you think I read this thing?
I don't know why you read this thing.
This is absurd.
- Well, it's to inform myself.
- That is not a real dog.
Yes, it is.
- It's a good magazine.
- It's Christmas.
I don't care.
It's a good magazine.
Oh, I've seen this episode.
Do you know what's gonna happen?
Chappy is gonna get to that girl
before her mother does.
And then Chappy's gonna
save that little girl. And then...
- Grandma, do you mind?
- Sorry.
I can be the dog I once was.
and that's what I'm gonna do.
you bet Chegwee's whiskers I'll be ready.
Okay, I need to gather
weapons and ammo.
Can't use those...
too small.
Okay, let me see, let me see,
let me see.
Ooh, maybe I can use Santa
as a decoy.
No no no, too big, too big.
Bingo. Yes!
My K-9 sense is tingling.
Peekaboo, you robbers you.
You definitely want to do this?
Yeah. Turn the car off.
Now remember what I said...
no funny business.
Define "funny business."
Like that time on the Smith Street job
when I walked in
and you were raiding
the refrigerator.
Prune juice, liverwurst
and potato-chip sandwiches...
that's funny business.
I was constipated.
- A liverwurst sandwich?
- They didn't have no bologna.
You know I like my bologna fresh
and thin-sliced from the butcher,
not that supermarket stuff.
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