The Dog Who Saved Christmas Page #7
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- Year:
- 2009
- 89 min
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And we've been together how long now?
You know that whenever
we pull a job I get anxiety.
And anxiety causes me to get A) gas,
or B) hunger.
me blow a couple farts
or me eat a sandwich?
Stewey...
no funny business.
No funny business.
No funny business.
I guess hunger is funny business.
Stewey:
You understand me?Ted:
I told you, I got a plan.I came prepared.
That's why I brought this muzzle.
Stewey:
I'm not putting that on.It's for the dog, you numbskull.
It's a muzzle.
How are you gonna put it
on the dog?
Well, that's what this is for.
Mace? This don't work.
If it doesn't, a backup plan...
I got a tranquilizer gun.
Where did you get that from?
In the last house we boosted
there was a rat.
You're a genius.
I'm gonna hit this door right here.
Keep an eye out for this cat lady
and we're off.
Zeus:
I wouldn't do thatif I were you.
- Yeah, take that.
- Oh!
- Oh, who's the tough guy now?
- Ow.
- Stewey:
What was that?- Zeus:
Boom!- Oh, goes the dynamite. Take another.
- You idiot.
- What did I do?
- I thought the house was clear.
- Zeus:
And another.- We saw them leave, didn't we?
- Who's doing that then, the mutt?
- Can't be the mutt alone.
They must have left one of the kids
behind to watch him.
You boys look a little dirty.
Ah, this ought to do the trick.
Here we go.
Let's give you a little flour shower.
- Let's get him.
- Let's get him.
We'll use the basement.
He can't drop stuff on us this way.
Zeus:
Oh, there's morewhere that came from.
Enter at your own peril.
Stewey:
I'm just gonna kick inthe basement door.
If there's kids in there, then there's no way
- (crash)
Stewey:
Argh! I think I broke my ankle.I told you this was
a bad idea, Ted.
Shh.
What's wrong with you?
Forget the plant.
Come on.
Okay, you go this way.
I'll go this way.
Yell if you hear the boy.
Here's a little gutter ball for you.
Strike!
Ted, where'd you go?
Ted. Ted.
Stewey.
Okay, this is it.
It's now or never.
If I bark loud enough,
that cat broad will call me some backup.
Teddy.
Teddy.
Little boy,
Stewey here.
Don't be scared.
I'm not gonna hurt you.
As a matter of fact,
I got a pork chop in my pocket
with some cookies.
Hey, it's Christmas.
You and me...
we're gonna be buddies
and we're gonna have
a good time.
Zeus:
A good time.Yeah, let's start by playing
"pin the cuffs on the robbers."
Stewey:
It's gonna be fine.I'm gonna just reach in my pocket...
- Bark, you fool, bark.
...and get you this little treat, okay?
Like I said, Uncle Stewey's here
and I'm gonna make everything fine.
Oh, he got me
with the oldest trick in the book...
the old muzzle
over the noggin.
Gotcha.
Where's the kid?
- He's not around.
- Huh?
Listen, I looked in every crack
in this shack.
There's nothing...
no kid, no nobody.
That's impossible.
Are you sure?
Everywhere... under the beds.
I checked the windows.
They were closed.
I'm telling you, there's nobody here.
Well, if there's no kid,
then who sabotaged us?
Yours truly.
- Ted:
That's ridiculous.- Zeus:
You're telling me.Look at this.
What's that?
- "K-9."
- Zeus?
I don't believe it.
We're dealing with a certified K-9.
Stewey:
Wow, a real police dog.I've seen a whole special
about these guys.
Wait a second, it's him.
This dog is one of the smartest dogs
in the world.
- Give me this stick here.
- Well, he ain't that smart.
Zeus:
Talk is cheapwhere I come from, marshmallow man.
- Let me smash him.
- No.
No no, first we get
what we came for,
then you can do
whatever you want to, okay?
I don't like dogs.
(breathing deeply)
Ted, you always make me feel
a lot better.
I'm gonna make you suffer,
then suffer some more,
and then you'll know
what pain is.
Let's get out of here.
- Come on.
- Hold this for me.
That's a nice picture.
Well, that went well.
(snoring)
Mommy, I miss Zeussy.
Yeah, me too.
Can we go get him?
Both:
Please.It is Christmas Eve.
Yeah, Mom. You always said no one
should be home alone for Christmas Eve.
Yeah, you said that.
Maybe we shouldn't have
left him alone.
He could be destroying the house
as we speak.
So let me go get him.
I'll be back in a couple hours.
- We want to go too.
- Yeah, can we come?
Sure.
Let's do it, all right.
Let's go, let's go.
Hey, what if we run into Santa
on the way?
Oh, don't worry, sweetheart.
Santa's reindeer are no match
for the Bannister sleigh.
- That's right. Let's go.
- Cool.
Shh, don't wake up Grandma.
(snoring)
Where did you go?
Well, wait for me.
(horn honks)
Zeus:
What are those guysdoing downstairs?
Oh, I gotta get out of here.
A house this nice, and all they got
is prepackaged bologna?
Unbelievable.
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
What did I tell you?
I told you, no funny business.
Listen, Ted, I've been through
a wringer today. Let me just eat in peace.
We've been in this house
too long already.
Do you want to go back to jail?
I'll probably get
better bologna there.
You're better than that, Stewey.
Come on.
They probably got better bologna
in the fridge downstairs.
This is worse than the time
I got dog-napped
by that crazy clown who shot me
out of a cannon twice a week for a month.
Almost got it, almost.
Come on, almost.
Boo-ya!
These guys are loaded.
Why are you eating again?
I told you, don't eat.
- I'm hungry.
- You just ate two seconds ago.
- That was a long time ago.
- (siren whoops)
Cops cops.
That was subtle.
(police radio chatter)
Shh.
Who's out there?
- The cops.
- What do they want?
They want to wish you
Merry Christmas.
- Really?
- No.
They're patrolling the neighborhood.
What do you think?
Shh. You breathe so loud.
- Policeman:
Hello.- (farts)
- Police. Anybody here?
- Stop it.
When I'm nervous, I pass gas.
It's anxiety, you know.
- Yeah, well, cork it up.
- (farts)
(sniffs)
Ugh, you smell that, man?
(farting)
I think they can hear that.
What is that?
Oh, it's burning.
- It burns. Yours burn?
- No, mine doesn't burn.
I'm out of here.
No no no.
Stop. Forget the sandwich.
- My sandwich.
- Forget the sandwich. Stop it.
Stop it. Stop it.
Let's get out of here.
God.
We're going to jail for sure.
I knew we shouldn't have done this.
We shouldn't have broke the rule.
Break the rules?
It's all your escapade.
Remember, in the car?
"We do one more heist...
we can pay off Tony Roe."
That was you, remember?
I didn't say that.
You said that.
You're lying skunk. You also said you were
gonna get the money and the nose job.
You said that.
I don't need a nose job.
Whatever.
Some plumbers.
They probably broke a gas pipe.
That's what it was.
(police radio chatter)
Oh, we just caught a break.
All right, let's get our gear,
all the loot,
and let's get out of here.
- Got it?
- Got it.
Stop playing with the statues.
I'm in the mood
to go to the track.
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