The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Page #7
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and things can finally
get back to the way they was.
(ALL CHEER)
(GASPS)
SUCK MY TAlNT GlRL: Don't you see?
Don't you see? Don't you see?
Wait! Maybe we shouldn't open it.
What the f*** are you talking about, Spanky?
Yeah! Just open it!
This doesn't seem right.
l mean, maybe we don't want a point.
Don't you see? lf l can't fart or vomit
or fill up an ice tray with the
afterbirth of Foxxy's miscarriage
and hand them out as ice pops to
terminally ill children on my hospital tours
without making some kind of point,
then maybe it's just not worth it.
And l don't want to let dead chicks
f*** me in my mouth for social commentary.
l mean, what's wrong with just
doing it 'cause it makes me feel good?
And l sure do like
getting pregnant for no reason.
You know what? l agree with the pig.
Thank you.
So, Mr. Make-A-Point wizard,
l guess we don't want
to make-a-point after all.
Maybe that's the point.
Mmm.
F*** you guys!
l need Drawn Together!
Otherwise, l don't exist!
-No, wait! lt's...
-What the...
Huh?
(SPEAKS BACKWARDS)
Whee!
-Wooldoor!
-What the f***, wizard?
l'm sorry. l had no choice.
They said they'd kill me.
Who would kill you?
Hello there, Drawn Togethergang.
(ALL GASP)
lt's a pleasure to finally meet you face to face.
So you the dick that's been trying to kill us.
How the hell did you even
know we was coming here?
-l told them.
-(ALL GASP)
Suck My Taint Girl?
Roved you?
Drawn Together is the lamest show ever!
Watching it was like watching taint dry.
And if l let you get a point,
you might get your timeslot back.
Why the f*** would l do that?
(LAUGHS)
Damn that girl.
Like my lawn after a visit from that klansman
with short-term memory loss,
we've been double crossed.
-Nice work, honey.
-Thanks, Scott.
-Mmm.
-That's right. Suck my taint.
Damn you, Suck My Taint Girl.
You betrayed us.
And then, you didn't
even give us a fair fight.
Sometimes, l don't know if
you're an a**hole or a p*ssy,
or something in between.
(MOANlNG AND SLURPlNG)
Now, l.S.R.A.E.L.,
on behalf of my dead wife and
daughter from a previous marriage,
erase them all!
(THUNDER)
(WHlRRlNG)
Don't worry.
Barney will be here any second to save us.
l just know it.
At least we're going to die together,
Drawn Together.
(LAUGHTER)
Please, l.S.R.A.E.L., l know
they're obscene, pointless rip-offs,
but l... l... Love them.
-(COUGHS) Fag.
Ahem. Jew's a homo.
Move, Jew Producer,
or l will destroy you as well.
You can't do this, l.S.R.A.E.L. Don't you see?
Even though everyone hates the Drawn
Togethergang, they have a right to exist.
Surely you understand that,
don't you, l.S.R.A.E.L.?
(WEAPON WHlRRlNG)
(WHlRRlNG STOPS)
l.S.R.A.E.L. doesn't want to destroy.
l.S.R.A.E.L. wants to peacefully coexist.
(SIGHS) That's all l.S.R.A.E.L. ever wanted.
ALL:
Phew.No wonder everyone hates you, l.S.R.A.E.L.
You're so goddamn aggravating.
l said destroy them, you f***ing idiot!
That's it! I.S.R.A.E.L. wiII not Iet
-(GRUNTS)
-(lNDlSTlNCT)
l.S.R.A.E.L. really is our greatest ally.
(GRUNTS)
That's a bit much.
l.S.R.A.E.L.'s going
a bit overboard again.
(GASPS AND COUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
Why in the hell are you laughing?
You're gonna die.
Because of this.
(WHlRRlNG AND BEEPlNG)
(SCREAMS)
(THUDS)
l have enough e-5 to destroy
all of MakeA-Point Land.
Looks like l'll be enjoying
the Drawn Togethergang in hell!
(LAUGHTER)
You gots a real weird sense of humor.
Hero, do something!
l miss Molly! (CRlES)
Looks like it's up to ol' fatass again.
Unh!
(GRUNTS)
(GASPS) Whoa.
That is totally not what l meant to do.
The Drawn Togethergang must die!
Oh, no, you don't! (GRUNTS)
Everyone, run, run!
Um, they left, like, 5 minutes ago.
-(ALL SCREAMlNG)
-Guys!
l haven't been laid in 6 months!
and l don't know how long it will last!
l'm just putting that out there.
(GRUNTS) Tain't yours! Taint give it to me!
Ok, but first, give it to me!
Don't you see? lf people
all over the world would just...
-Oh.
-SUCK MY TAlNT GlRL: Wuh-whoah.
Next year in Jerusalem!
FOXXY:
Oh, Lordy!F*** yeah! l'm going to
escape the f*** out of this sh*t!
Where the hell are you... Aah!
Oh, Barney!
l knew you'd come for me!
l just knew it!
Uh, yeah. Actually, l just came to tell you
l worked out everything with my wife.
So we have to end our affair.
Sorry. Here.
(RATTLES)
lt's a living.
(LAUGH TRACK)
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, damn it.
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
Oh, Lordy! Oh, now what we gonna do?
Oh, my God! Get us the f*** out of here!
Help!
(SCREAMlNG CONTlNUES)
Hey, you guys!
(ROARlNG)
(GRUNTS)
(ALL CHEERlNG AND TALKlNG AT ONCE)
ANNOUNCER:
Take offyour 3-D glasses now.Yeah, but at least we're alive,
thanks to you, Giant Who
No Longer Shits lnto His Own Mouth.
l wish there was some way
l could help you get back on the air.
l think l can help.
Jew Son! Oh, l'm so sorry about your father.
lt's ok. He died saving those he loved.
-(COUGHS) Fag.
Ahem. Jew's a homo.
And now that he's gone,
l'm taking over the family business.
Uh, l don't think so,
but l do have a surprise for you.
-(GASPS) Papa?
-Even better!
l pulled some Jew strings
and l think l can get you
a Direct-to-DVD movie!
(GASPS) For real-real, not for play-play?
Yes, Foxxy, for real-real, not for play-play.
Well, no offense to you guys,
but l don't want to be in a Direct-to-DVD
movie if it doesn't have a happy ending.
-Hero, look who l found!
-(GRUNTS)
Molly!
Oh, l love it when she does that.
Hey, there, baby. How you doin'?
You like shitting in people's mouths, right?
What, Molly? Of course, l'd love
to let you f*** me in my mouth,
but not tonight,
'cause tonight is guys' night.
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
(WHlRS AND BEEPS)
Aw, shitcunt.
(LAUGHTER STOPS)
Why don't you suck
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
Suck my taint
Come on, and suck my stinky little taint
Take it up the ass, metaphorically
Suck on a massive dong, allegorically
Slather spewing dung
And we can make this fuckaII a better worId
When you crap yourself, it's an opportunity
To scoop up the excrement and eat it
Thereby showing how
you can jizz on a rotting cow
And make this fuckaII a better worId
Just make a point with your vomit
Make a point with unbridled mayhem
When you make a point to
teach the boys and girls
That you can make a point
by eating the puke chunks
And make a point by cannibalizing ears
Make a point and make
Gargle a glop of snot
Then swallow it, metaphorically
Fondle a donkey's cock
while felching it, allegorically
Beat off into
a Christmas stocking, mockingly
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