The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie! Page #6
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(BOTH SCREAMlNG)
(BOTH GRUNT)
(BEEPlNG)
Got it! Let's go!
(DlNOSAUR GROANS)
(WOMEN SCREAM)
Burn in hell, you fat
f***ing homewrecking b*tch!
lt's a living.
(LAUGH TRACK)
Outrageous!
How did you think you were
going to get away with this?
A foul-mouthed clone of my daughter.
What if some child actually thought
it was her using the word shitcunt?
l understand. But we are taking measures.
We are taking measures, too. Ooh!
-(ELECTRlC WHlNE)
-What the...
(EXPLOSlON)
Target has been eliminated.
Just to be on the safe side,
erase the whole place.
And get back here when you're done.
There's been a change of plans.
But sir, this is the happiest place on earth.
lt was the happiest place on earth.
(LAUGHS)
Erase it aII.
CHOIR:
lt's a world of laughterIt's a worId of sunshine
(SlNGlNG AND MUSlC DlSTORT AND STOP)
(GLASS SHATTERS AND METAL CLANGS)
FOXXY:
After we got Toot back from Bedrock,we immediately brought
her to Suck My Taint Girl.
(GASPS) You're all here! Hooray!
Wait. Where's Clara?
FOXXY:
And we told Suck My Taint Girlthe terribIe news about CIara.
-What?
-She took it pretty hard.
(CRYlNG)
But after a long talk and
a respectaful memoryial service,
take us to Make-A-Point Land,
help us find the Make-A-Point wizard, get
our point, and get our show back on the air,
getting us all into this mess in the first place.
Uh, why did you say all that?
Sorry, giving confessionals
is a hard habit to break.
Well, it seems kind of crazy.
(GRUNTS)
You know what's crazy?
You ass-bags dragging me here.
you'll all get yours.
(LAUGHS)
This is great and all, but can we
get going to Make-A-Point Land
before l.S.R.A.E.L. finds us?
Tain't no time like the present.
But remember,
there are lots of magical and mysterious
creatures in Make-A-Point Land,
and they don't take too kindly
to those who are disgusting
for the sake of being disgusting.
(ALL GRUNTlNG)
What? l'm sorry. l got distracted.
What were you saying?
l was saying it's time we go.
Let's taint the town brown!
(WHlRRlNG)
(ALL GASP)
Uh, question. Why is your ship
plugged into the ass of that animal?
(MOOS)
Oh, Mr. Ham. l'm so glad you asked,
because you're going to love this.
This ship is powered by... Wait for it...
Poo!
(FLATULATlNG)
A feces-fueled rocket ship? That's awesome!
Yep. This ship is an ear of corn
powered by bull sh*t
because, don't you see, ethanol is bullshit.
Oh, yeah. l get it.
l kind of liked it better when
it was just a sh*t-powered rocket.
(RUMBLlNG)
SECOND MAN:
T-minus 5, 4,Liftoff.
(FLATULATlNG)
Well, l gotta hit the head.
Don't go changing while l'm away. (LAUGHS)
(SCOFFS) l am sick of it
just being the 2 of us.
Ohh.
Playing hot potato just sucks
without my beloved Hero.
And l love hot potato!
MAN:
Ling-Ling make sad realizationXandir's heart is with another
if Ling-Ling really loves Xandir
like he says he does
He'll help Xandir get back Hero
(SCREECHES)
What? Molly!
You promised me we'd go to prom together!
l can't believe you would do this to me!
(CRlES)
Later
Guys, it's over between me and Molly.
(CRlES)
Oh, there you go. lt's ok.
Cry on my shoulder, darling.
-Hyah!
-Look, Make-A-Point Land!
Where? l can't see it.
Why-You-So-Bitter-
About-Being-Canceled Land
and You-Had-3-Or-4-Seasons,
You-Should-Be-Happy-With-What-You-Got,
Most-Shows-Don't-Even-Get-That Land.
Hold onto my taint, everyone!
lt's going to be a rough landing.
(FLATULATES)
(ALL SCREAM)
Here we are, Make-A-Point Land!
ANNOUNCER:
Put on your 3-D glasses now!(DOOR WHlRS)
ALL:
Ooh!TOOT:
3-D! The technologyof the eighties, but it's now!
(MUTTERlNG)
Whoa! Whoa!
(GRUNTlNG)
(lNDlSTlNCT)
(GRUNTS)
lt looks fake.
Let's move quickly, and don't
taint any attention to yourselves.
(WlND HOWLS) Huh?
-That's a fetus tornado.
-Huh? A fetus tornado?
Don't you see? People just go round and
round when it comes to stem cell research.
Well. Not as funny.
Ray-Ray 2 through 7! Mama love you!
-SPANKY:
Cool!-(ROARS)
The Pfizersaurus Rex! Don't you see?
lf we keep listening to
the pharmaceutical companies,
one day, we, too, will be extinct.
Not so cool anymore.
Come on, gang. Let's keep moving
before we get spotted by
floating Tom Brokaw made of semen.
Floating Tom Brokaw made of semen?
What the f*** is his point?
Maybe that the media is dumb
and superficial and delicious?
Look! The wizard's palace!
(ALL SCREAM)
(ROARS)
(GASPS) Oh, no! lt's the Giant
Who Shits lnto His Own Mouth!
(ROARS)
(GULPS)
Fee, fi, fo, fums!
l smell pointless abominations!
(GULPS) l must kill you!
(ROARS)
(ALL SCREAM)
Wait, Giant Who Shits lnto His Own Mouth!
Now, l know my Drawn Togetherfriends
are stupid, pointless, crude creatures
of mediocre comedy.
That's why l brought them here.
To get a point. You can't kill them!
l can do anything l want! (GULPS)
Except get the taste of sh*t out of my mouth.
(GULPS)
Hold up, Giant Who
Shits lnto His Own Mouth.
You saying you don't like eating sh*t?
l eat sh*t all day, every day, 24/7.
Of course l don't like it.
(GULPS) But it's how l was born.
(SNlFFLES)
Well, what if we help you?
Then would you let us go?
Mmm-hmm. (GULPS)
(GASPS) lf only we had something
we could tie to the giant's head
to interrupt the flow of poop.
(BELL DlNGS)
(GASPS) lt's working! lt's working!
ALL:
Amen.Hallelujah. Your way talking. Whoo!
l... l can't taste sh*t,
for the first time in my whole life!
Thank you! Oh, thank you!
l'm finally free! l can eat whatever l want now!
Anything!
That's right, Giant. Anything!
Uhh...
Would you sh*t in my mouth?
Well, guys, here we are.
ALL:
Ooh!lmpressive.
Thanks, Suck My Taint Girl.
The Make-A-Point wizard's got to help.
He's just gotta.
Uh, any chance there's a
Wrap-This-Thing-Up-Already wizard in there?
l can't believe the MakeA-Point wizard
finally gave me my point.
Of course! l represent the
duality of goodness and martyrdom
and the unencumbered id that is repressed
when religion meets sexuality.
And crab.
-(SlGHS)
-Come on.
Let's get ourselves back on the air.
(ALL GASP)
Who has come forth seeking a point, hmm?
Your Majesty, l humbly present to you
what's left of the Drawn Togethergang.
Oh, my. You kids have
caused quite a bit of trouble.
Honestly, l don't
(CHUCKLES)
You Honor, dis is our only shot.
lf we don't get the Drawn Together
back on TV, we ain't never gonna be safe.
Please, Mr. Wizard. Without my TV persona,
l'm just another 33-year-old
schizophrenic drug addict
with jaundice and several deformities.
Fine, fine. Sheesh! l'll give you a point.
(DRAWN TOGETHER CAS CHEERlNG AND TALKlNG AT ONCE)
(LAUGHTER)
ALL:
Ohh.WOOLDOOR:
lmpressive.Well, this is it, y'all.
We's about to get our point,
get back on the air,
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