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Te es divinal.

Ah, merci.

Oh, merci.

Una momento.

si?

No prestes au atencion

A ese schmuck.

No prestes au atencion

A ese schmuck.

Now, you be civil

Or Ill kill you.

Now, you be civil

Or Ill kill you.

I don't know how

To tell you this, but...

I don't know how

To tell you this, but...

I'm a dying man.

Senor,

Yo no hablo ingles.

Yo no hablo ingles.

Son of a gun.

That's too bad.

Ok, vamanos.

Ok, vamanos.

I need to

Talk to you.

Let go.

We need to talk.

Por favor,

Esperas

En el auto.

Ok?

S'il vous plait?

Yeah. Ok.

And f***

The Panama Canal!

Let go.

Are you going

Taco bell

For a cock fight?

You are a racist ass.

We're going to

A French restaurant.

After that, we're

Attending a seminar.

Oh, boring, boring!

Maybe to you, Sonny,

But Im trying to

Make my life better.

It may not work,

But Im trying.

Where did you meet

This beaner?

Beaner?

I met this beaner in

The English class I teach.

How nice. Teacher

Takes out the student.

A little tea

And sympathy--

You're also

A sexist ass, too!

You look 10 years

Older than him!

You look like

His chaperone!

How dare you say that?

You're going with a girl

Who probably still

Wears a retainer!

Listen to me!

I got to talk to you!

If you don't get

Out of my way,

I'll give you

A karate chop.

You wouldn't dare!

You don't think so?

You don't think so?

Ok, Sonny,

Pull yourself

Together now.

Pull yourself

Together now.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Are you going to go?

Huh?

Of course not.

Last time you got up,

Your chair was on fire.

Don't yell!

I'm not deaf!

I'm not deaf!

Oh, hello, dear.

Hi, mom.

Shave that thing off.

I'm working on it.

I bought you some candy.

Thank you.

Hiya, pop.

Hiya, pop.

Hiya, pop!

Who is it?

It's your

Only son.

You never forget

The holy water.

You hungry?

I'm almost

Out of milk.

How's the art world?

What?

How's the art world?

Boring, boring!

What the hell else

Can you do past 70?

Sit and watch your

Hands turn brown?

I hope you can stay.

We never talk.

I can't stay long.

Listen, I haven't

Slept well lately.

I need some

Sleeping pills.

Sleeping pills?

We don't have

Sleeping pills.

You know damn well we got

Enough sleeping pills

To put the Mormon

Tabernacle choir in a coma.

To put the Mormon

Tabernacle choir in a coma.

Help yourself, son.

Help yourself, son.

Thank you, pop.

Take what you need,

But be careful.

Don't take too many.

Don't take too many.

Oh, god!

A 9.

A 9.

Pop:
try those blue ones!

They'll really put you

In la-la land.

Wowee!

Mother:
I should

Never have married

An Irishman

Who drinks.

Pop:
try finding one

Who doesn't!

Pop:
try finding one

Who doesn't!

My god!

My god!

No wonder they put up

With each other.

No wonder they put up

With each other.

I don't like

This guy's colors.

They're all the same.

All day, Ive been

Painting 11, 11, 11.

All day, Ive been

Painting 11, 11, 11.

I'm sorry, Ben.

The store was

Out of sad clowns.

The store was

Out of sad clowns.

The blue ones...

The blue ones...

They'll really put

You in la-la land.

Took place in South America

In the rich wildlife area

Along the Kanani River,

Creating

A vast man-made lake

That flooded

The wildlife range.

Pedro cabal

Found this kinkajou

Swimming over flooded treetops

That were once its home.

[chirping]

Our orphaned baby otters

Would have starved

If we hadn't found them

Near their den.

I'll see

You two later.

Good-bye, pop.

Bye-bye, my boy.

Good-bye, dear.

Sure you're

Not hungry?

The meatloaf

Is great.

I'll have

To heat it up.

Think you can

Handle it, Maureen?

I didn't mean that.

That's all right.

I'm...Im not hungry.

I'll see you later.

Bye.

Bye.

With the ocelot safely back

At our camp compound,

We patrol the lake

Once more,

Searching for signs of life.

We had set up our base camp

On an island

That gave us a good view

Over much of the lake.

[burlesque music playing]

[burlesque music playing]

I'm not paying

All kinds of money

For my daughter

To learn smut.

You're certainly not.

Her bill hasn't

Been paid in months.

Her bill hasn't

Been paid in months.

Nice outfit

For a striptease.

It's from a

Stage show.

I saw it in the navy.

I saw it in the navy.

Wear a coat over that.

Isn't it cold?

It's 100 degrees out!

I'd like to take off

This dumb hat.

What's the matter?

It's cute.

Why did we have to put

"daddy's girl" on it?

Makes me sound like

A race horse.

I'm not having

My daughter wear a hat

That says "b*tch" on it.

That says "b*tch" on it.

Dad, why'd you bring me here?

I hate miniature golf.

You loved it last time.

That was 6 years ago.

That was 6 years ago.

The game hasn't

Changed that much.

Castles are bigger.

I've changed.

I've changed.

I know you've changed.

That's why I want

To talk to you.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Julie, I want to talk

To you about sex.

Julie, I want to talk

To you about sex.

If it's about sex,

I know plenty.

Oh, you do?

Like what?

I'm at the top of

My sex education class.

I just got an "a" on

My paper on menstruation.

How nice!

How nice!

How can I put

This delicately

So you won't

Be suspicious

Of the opposite sex

For the rest of your life?

You see,

All boys,

And all men...

All boys,

And all men...

Are rotten filthy beasts

Who just want to get you

In the sack and

Then dump on you.

In the sack and

Then dump on you.

That's the dumbest thing

I've ever heard.

That's the dumbest thing

I've ever heard.

Dad, why are you

Telling me this?

Dad, why are you

Telling me this?

I'm going away

For a while.

I'm going away

For a while.

Maybe for

A long while.

Maybe for

A long while.

Julie...

But Im coming back.

But Im coming back.

I am coming back.

I am coming back.

God damn it,

Why are you wearing that?

Why can't you

Wear a coat over it?

It's obscene!

Take me home.

Take me home.

I'm sorry

We had a fight.

I'm sorry

We had a fight.

Me, too.

Me, too.

Me, too.

Tell you what...

Let's not be

Mad at each other.

Ever again.

About today or anything

In the future.

What do you mean?

Well, in this old world,

Sometimes things happen

We don't understand.

You know?

But years later when

We think about them,

They make sense.

I don't understand what

You're trying to say.

I don't understand what

You're trying to say.

That's good.

That's good.

Good-bye.

Good-bye.

Dad.

Yeah?

Dad.

Yeah?

Is this

A business trip?

Yeah, it's

A business trip.

Yeah, it's

A business trip.

Are you taking

Mary Ellen with you?

Are you taking

Mary Ellen with you?

No.

Then who the hell's

Gonna take care of you?

Don't cuss!

Wish I could go.

Damn it,

Don't say that.

Why?

Why?

Dad, what's wrong?

Dad, what's wrong?

Where are you going?

Bakersfield.

Bakersfield.

You sound funny.

Like you're going

Someplace awful.

You ever been

To Bakersfield?

You ever been

To Bakersfield?

I know you haven't

Felt well lately.

I know you haven't

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