The End of the Tour Page #5
LIPSKY:
Can I try that?
DAVID:
Be my guest. It takes some getting
used to.
Lipsky tries it and makes a horrible face. David laughs.
24.
LIPSKY:
You mind if I use your uh...
Amused, David points the way to the bathroom.
DAVID:
I believe it’s unoccupied.
Lipsky goes, leaving the tape running.
39 INT. DAVID’S HOUSE/BATHROOM - 1996 - CONTINUOUS 39
Lipsky spits the tobacco into the sink. He cups his hands
under the running water and rinses his mouth. He looks at
himself in the mirror and takes a deep, fortifying breath.
He stealthily opens the medicine cabinet and finds it stocked
with jars of vitamins, Stri-Dex pads and tubes of Topol,
toothpaste for smokers. He jots down notes.
40 INT. DAVID’S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM/KITCHEN - 1996 - MOMENTS LATER40
Lipsky returns, looks around. David is playing with his
dogs.
LIPSKY:
Do you not have a TV?
DAVID:
I do not have a TV.
LIPSKY:
How come?
DAVID:
‘Cause if I had a TV, I’d watch it all
the time. I don’t even know if I would
watch it; it would be on all the time -
my version of a fireplace. A source
of warmth and light in the corner that
I would occasionally get sucked into.
LIPSKY:
Did you watch a lot of T.V. when you
were a kid?
DAVID:
Yeah. A lot. You?
25.
LIPSKY:
Me? Yeah, I did. I moved in with a
woman who grew up without a
television, and living with her, the
first month was torture, and then I
realized it was probably the best
thing for me.
DAVID:
Did you guys stay together?
LIPSKY:
It’s complicated.
DAVID:
Why?
LIPSKY:
I was seeing this woman, then she
moved to L.A. and we theoretically
broke up. And I started seeing this
other woman, but then I started seeing
the first woman again - trying the bicoastal
thing - and the second...
Well, let’s just say she hasn’t taken
it very well.
DAVID:
It’s so much easier having dogs. You
don’t get laid; but you also don’t get
the feeling you’re hurting their
feelings all the time. I emphasize:
strictly platonic relationship with
the dogs.
LIPSKY:
You’re not dating anyone?
DAVID:
Seriously dating? No. I’m out of
practice; I wouldn’t know what to say.
LIPSKY:
You want to have kids?
DAVID:
Yeah, I think someday I do; do you?
LIPSKY:
Yeah. Eventually. I think.
26.
DAVID:
Writing books is kinda like raising
children, but you gotta be careful:
you should take pride in the work but
it’s bad to want that glory to reflect
back on you.
LIPSKY:
You worry about having children?
David seems far away; this is difficult for him. After a
beat, he speaks, sounding vulnerable, which doesn’t go
unnoticed by Lipsky.
DAVID:
I don’t know that I want to say
anything more about it - okay?
LIPSKY:
(prepared to back off) That’s fine.
DAVID:
I mean, we can joke about getting laid
on tour and stuff, but...
LIPSKY:
I just thought, it’d be nice to have
someone to be sharing all this
wonderful stuff with.
DAVID:
Yeah. I really have wished I was
married, the last couple of weeks.
LIPSKY:
You have?
DAVID:
Yeah, because nobody quite gets it.
Your friends who aren’t in the writing
biz are all just awed by your picture
in Time, and your agent and editor are
good people, but they have their own
agendas. It’s fun talking to you
about it, but you've got an agenda,
too, and a set of interests that
diverges from mine.
LIPSKY:
That’s true...
27.
DAVID:
There’s something nice about having
somebody who kinda shared your life,
and that you could allow yourself just
to be happy and confused with.
LIPSKY:
Somebody you can call when you get
back to the hotel.
DAVID:
Uh huh. (A beat.) So, why aren’t you
married at thirty?
LIPSKY:
Why aren't you married at thirty-four?
DAVID:
You first.
LIPSKY:
Okay. Um... I think it's hard to cast
that role … to fill it when you know
it's for thirty or forty years …
someone who, whatever mental landscape
you're in, they're going to be in it
too, you need someone who'll fit any
landscape you can imagine.
DAVID:
Well, I can't put it as well as you
did about the “mental landscapes,” I
just know I'm hard to be around.
David’s “mental landscapes” reference: competitive, fawning,
mocking? Lipsky isn’t sure.
LIPSKY:
Why?
DAVID:
Because when I want to be by myself,
like to work, I really want to be by
myself. I think if you dedicate
yourself to anything, one facet of
that is that it makes you very very
self-conscious. You end up using
people. Wanting them around when you
want them around, but then sending
them away.
LIPSKY:
Comes with the territory, though,
doesn’t it? Self-consciousness?
28.
DAVID:
There’s good self-consciousness. And
then there’s this toxic, paralyzing,
raped-by-psychic-Bedouins self-
consciousness.
Lipsky laughs.
LIPSKY:
(re:
Alanis poster)Can you do me a favor? Can you tell
me about that poster over there?
DAVID:
Alanis? I don’t know, I guess I'm
susceptible like everybody else. Why?
LIPSKY:
She’s pretty, alright...
DAVID:
Yeah, but in a very sloppy, very human
way. That squeaky, orgasmic quality
in her voice? Here’s what it is: A
lot of women in magazines are pretty
in a way that isn’t erotic because
they don’t look like anybody you know.
LIPSKY:
True.
DAVID:
You can’t imagine them putting a
quarter in a parking meter or eating a
bologna sandwich. But her, I don’t
know, I just find her absolutely
riveting.
LIPSKY:
How’d you get to know her, her music,
I mean?
DAVID:
Listening to cheesy Bloomington radio,
and “I Want to Tell You” came on.
LIPSKY:
(correcting him) “You Oughta Know.”
DAVID:
What?
29.
LIPSKY:
“I Want to Tell You” is the book O.J.
Simpson wrote.
DAVID:
Oh, right.
LIPSKY:
Wouldn’t it be great if O.J. Simpson
sang “You Oughta Know” and Alanis
Morissette wrote a book about not
killing two people?
They laugh. Lipsky is pleased to make David laugh.
DAVID:
If somehow this whole fuss could get
me even like a five-minute cup of tea
with her...
LIPSKY:
Why don’t you put out feelers, see if
she’d be willing to meet you?
DAVID:
You serious? I would never do that.
LIPSKY:
Why not?
DAVID:
I’d be too terrified. Why, you would
do that?
LIPSKY:
If I were you? Why not?
DAVID:
A date with Alanis Morissette? What
would I say to her? “Hello, Miss
Morissette. What is it like to be
you?” (gruff voice) “I don’t know -
shut up. And get the f*** away from
me.”
LIPSKY:
But you’d go if she called? “Hey,
Dave. I’m at the Drake in Chicago.
Let’s have that tea.”
DAVID:
Yeah... except this is gonna look
ridiculous:
like I’m using RollingStone as a vehicle to, like -
30.
LIPSKY:
It’s been used for worse.
DAVID:
Yes, I would do it. I’d go in a
heartbeat.
As Lipsky cracks up, David paints the picture:
DAVID:
Perspiring heavily, all the way up
there, shoving Certs into my mouth.
Goin’ nuts. It would cost me like a
week of absolute trauma. But yeah, I
would do it in a heartbeat.
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