The End of the Tour Page #6
David realizes the late hour.
DAVID (CONT’D)
Look, I like... I like talking to you
but we have to get up real early.
LIPSKY:
What is it, like ten o’clock?
DAVID:
It’s eleven-thirty, dickbrain.
LIPSKY:
Sh*t...I am so sorry, I completely
lost track of time. When should I
pick you up in the morning?
Lipsky gets his coat.
DAVID:
Where you going?
LIPSKY:
Motel. There was like a Days Inn on
the main road. I thought I’d
DAVID:
(overlap) No no you don’t want to
stay there - trust me. I’ve got a
guest-roomish place you can crash in.
LIPSKY:
You sure? I don’t want to impose...
41 INT. DAVID’S HOUSE/GUEST ROOM - 1996 - NIGHT 41
The room is cluttered, not unlike Lipsky’s place in New York.
David clears stuff off a futon that’s on the floor.
31.
DAVID:
Let me get this sh*t out of the way...
Hm. (re:
the rumpled sheet) Might bea good idea to change that.
Together, they put on a clean sheet. When they’re done:
DAVID:
Uh, leave the door open for the dogs.
LIPSKY:
Oh, okay.
DAVID:
They like to wander from room to room
during the night; if the door’s
closed, they’ll eat it to get through
if they have to. ‘Night.
Lipsky makes a move to shake his host’s hand but doesn’t.
David goes. Lipsky finds himself surrounded by intimidating
stacks of domestic and foreign editions of David’s books.
41A INT. DAVID’S HOUSE/GUEST ROOM - 1996 - LATER 41A
Lipsky is in bed. From his POV on the floor: The looming
towers of Infinite Jest. The door creaks open: Drone and
Jeeves pay a visit.
43 EXT. DAVID’S HOUSE - 1996 - DAWN 43
In the middle of a wintry field.
44 INT. DAVID’S HOUSE/KITCHEN - 1996 - DAWN 44
Lipsky, wrecked, enters and finds David drinking coffee.
DAVID:
Morning. There’s coffee...
LIPSKY:
No, thanks. I don’t need caffeine to
wake up. But cigarettes...?
He lights up.
DAVID:
Brothers of the lung.
A Pop-Tart pops up from the toaster.
DAVID:
Want to split this with me? It’s the
last one I’ve got.
32.
LIPSKY:
No thanks.
David splits it in two and offers Lipsky half.
DAVID:
Mi Pop-Tart es su Pop-Tart.
Thanks.
LIPSKY:
They bite into their Pop-Tarts.
46 EXT. DAVID’S HOUSE - 1996 - MOMENTS LATER 46
A miserable morning. Grey, freezing rain.
ice off the windshield.
Lipsky scrapes
47 I/E. CAR/OUTSKIRTS - BLOOMINGTON - 1996 - MORNING 47
Windshield wipers clear falling sleet. The tape recorder onthe transmission between them. Radio plays softly. Ridingpast farmland, plants, strip malls. David, in the passengerseat, gives the lay of the land.
DAVID:
...There’s a Mitsubishi plant, and
then there’s a lot of farm-support
stuff, like Ro-Tech, Anderson Seeds...
LIPSKY:
What are you doing here?
aren’t you in New York?
I mean, why
DAVID:
Every time I go to New York, I getcaught up in this - there’s this
enormous hiss of egos at variousstages of inflation and deflation.
It’s me-me-me.
Lipsky takes out his tape recorder.
LIPSKY:
So, I gotta ask:
What’s with thebandanna?
What?
DAVID:
What do you mean?
LIPSKY:
People think it’s a way you’re trying
to connect with the younger readingaudience.
33.
DAVID:
Is that what people think? I don’t
know many Gen-Xers who wear ‘em.
Jeez. I don’t know what to say. I
guess I wish you hadn’t brought this
up.
LIPSKY:
Why?
DAVID:
Because now I’m worrying that it’s
going to seem intentional. Like if I
don’t wear it, am I not wearing it
because I’m bowing to other people’s
perception that it’s a commercial
choice? Or do I do what I want, even
though it’s perceived as commercial -
and it’s just like one more crazy
circle to go around.
LIPSKY:
Sorry. When did you start wearing
them?
DAVID:
In Tuscon. It was a hundred degrees
all the time. I would perspire so
much... I would drip into the electric
typewriter, I was nervous I was gonna
give myself a shock. And then I
discovered that I felt better with
them on.
LIPSKY:
Uh huh.
DAVID:
I know it’s a security blanket for me -
whenever I’m nervous. Or feel like I
have to keep myself together. It
makes me feel kinda creepy that people
view it as an affectation or a
trademark or something. It’s more of
a foible, the recognition of a
weakness, that I’m kinda afraid my
head’s gonna explode.
Lipsky laughs.
34.
51 I./E. CAR/OUTSKIRTS - CHICAGO - 1996 - DAY 51
The Grand Am on the highway to O’Hare. Trucks race past
spewing cascades of water. Wipers at top speed. Ambient
radio. Tape running. Lipsky at the wheel.
LIPSKY:
Your parents are both academics?
DAVID:
My dad, philosophy; my mom, English.
You?
LIPSKY:
Me? My dad’s in advertising, my mom’s
a painter. When they split up, I
lived with my mother in SoHo and my
brother moved in with my dad.
DAVID:
Sounds like there’s a story there.
LIPSKY:
There is; I just wrote it.
DAVID:
So what was that like, your family
divided that way?
LIPSKY:
Hey, who’s interviewing whom? How old
were you when you started writing
fiction?
DAVID:
Twenty-one?
LIPSKY:
Never before?
DAVID:
I think I started a World War Two
novel when I was nine.
LIPSKY:
What about?
DAVID:
A bunch of people with strangely
hyperdeveloped skills and powers, who
are going to invade Hitler's bunker.
Then, in college, I wrote a couple of
papers for other people.
35.
LIPSKY:
They were paying you to write their
papers?
DAVID:
Well, I wouldn't put it that coarsely.
But let's say there were complicated
systems of reward. I’d read two or
three of their papers to learn, you
know, what their music sounded like.
And I remember thinking, “Man, I'm
really good at this. I'm a weird kind
of forger. I mean, I can sound kind of
like anybody.”
LIPSKY:
Odds are I’m gonna want to talk to
your parents.
DAVID:
What for?
LIPSKY:
Biographical stuff.
DAVID:
I hereby request that you don’t.
LIPSKY:
Oh. Okay.
DAVID:
They’re real private people, and I
would have a hard time with it. So, no
you may not.
LIPSKY:
(backing off) Okay. I may not.
52 EXT. O'HARE AIRPORT/LONG TERM PARKING - CHICAGO - 1996 - DAY 52
Lipsky looks for a place to park the Grand Am.
53 INT. AIRPORT - 1996 - DAY 53
The Davids check in at the gate.
56B INT. AIRPLANE - 1996 - LATER 56B
Peanuts, pretzels and drinks sit on their open tray tables.
36.
DAVID:
Crap jobs? Let’s see: I was a security
guard for this software company for
three and a half months.
LIPSKY:
Really.
DAVID:
I had to wear this polyester uniform,
and walk under these fluorescent
lights, twirlin’ my baton, checking in
every ten minutes: [mimes a walkietalkie]
“All clear at this cubicle!”
Like, every bad '60s novel about
meaningless authority.
LIPSKY:
And were you thinking, “My God, I had
two books come out when I was in my
early twenties and here I am...”?
DAVID:
No. As a matter of fact, one reason I
liked that job is, I walked around not
thinking. In a really like, “Huh:
there's a ceiling tile.”
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