The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Mountain Page #7
bow my head and scuttle out.
- l`d notice.
- No, you wouldn`t.
Not usually.
So, can l ask you
something personal ?
How come you aren`t
in France ?
Well, l-l-l was.
Um, l w-- l was, uh--
l-l went out with the, uh,
first wave in 1914.
l was at Verdun.
l came back like Johnny.
Oh.
l`m sorry.
But you`re all right now. You just
need some lookin` after. [ Chuckles ]
[ Horses Approaching ]
- What on earth ?
- [ Morgan ] All right, boys.
l`ll see you up there.
We`ve got
the miners now too.
Looks like a carnival.
l feel terribly
responsible. l--
l hope your Mr. Garrad`s ready.
We`ll have a mountain for him
- [ Snoring ]
- [ Knocking ]
Tea wallah !
l-l-lt`s Anson, George.
Oh, Anson. Morning.
Um, l-l just thought l might,
uh, pop up the hill.
lt seems the, uh, the villagers
have made a little,
tiny alteration to the height.
l thought l might, uh, measure it.
Nothing much better to do, so--
Capital. Good for you. You could
probably use the fresh air.
Well, that`s what
l thought. Yeah.
Umm, y-you don`t
want to join me ?
- Where ?
- Eh, up the hill.
Oh, good God, no, no, no.
l`ll stay here if you
don`t mind. Lots of paperwork.
Scads to catch up on and such.
Absolutely.
All right. Say, you don`t want me
to open up a window or anything ?
[ Door Creaks ]
Um, l`m not sure that l
can rely on Mr. Garrad.
But, um, the thing is, l-l
will need an assistant. l--
- You wouldn`t, um--
- Me ?
Wh-Why not ?
Well... l`ve never
been to Abyssinia...
or to Aden...
or Sebastopol,
and l can`t speak
with a posh accent for long.
Well, l-l-l think
we can get over that.
l`m just a maidservant.
Well, l-l don`t think the word ''just''
could apply to you about anything.
- Was that a compliment ?
- Yes. Yes.
And n-now l`m going
to blush, so, um,
w-would you
help me... please ?
- Since you said please,
and you`re blushin`, yes, l will.
- No !
[ Chuckling ]
Good. Then, uh,
prepare the engineer`s
transit, please.
- The what ?
- l`ll show you.
This is extraordinary.
When Morgan gets
a bee in his bonnet--
Let`s keep
the hands up.
You know, l think
they`re going to succeed.
- [ Betty ] Hello.
- Hello, hello.
We`ll have a mountain
for your map.
Oh, indeed, l think you will. l--
l just hope you can finish it today.
We lost a lot in the rain,
but we still have a chance.
- Well, perhaps you should
cover it with turf.
- Turf ?
- He means sod.
- Sod ? We`ll need good sod.
A lot of good sod.
This is an outrage !
How dare you ?
Have the council been informed ?
Does anyone have written permission ?
l mean, look at this.
lt`s madness !
- Stop actin` so English.
- [ Man ] Go on up there.
- Right, then, boys. Carry on.
[ Man Shouting ] Come uppa !
Come uppa ! That`s it. That`s it.
[ Grandfather ] Absolutely everyone
climbed Ffynnon Garw that day,
except Davies the School,
of course,
and Johnny, who was happy
to help down in the valley,
but too fearful
to go up Ffynnon Garw again.
Thank you, Johnny.
l`ll take that.
There`s not much daylight left
for a measurement.
Well, stop
standing around and help.
Come on.
Look, l`m terribly sorry
about the motorcar.
l covered it with tarpaulin, but
l don`t know. The wind, uh, must`ve--
W-Would that be this tarpaulin
by any chance ?
- Yes.
- That`s all right, Mr. Williams.
l wouldn`t have missed this
for the world.
lt`s Johnny.
lt`s Johnny !
[ Grandfather ] lt was touch and go
to finish...
for Mr. Anson to measure.
And there are many who
still say we would`ve succeeded,
but fate had one more trick
up her sleeve.
Reverend Jones !
[ Grandfather ] Later,
when we all talked,
we realized that Reverend Jones
five or six times that day,
enough to make
a young, fit man stiff,
and definitely too much
for a man of 82.
Yes. We didn`t
know that either,
And we thought
he was just in his 60s.
Morgan !
- Morgan the Goat !
- [ Crowd ] Morgan. Morgan.
- He wants me ?
- Yes.
Come closer.
Take my hand now.
l know l can count on you.
[ Whispering ]
[ Whispering ] What`s he saying ?
What`s he saying ?
[ Whispering Continues ]
What`s he saying ?
Get Jones the J.P. !
[ Grandfather ] The sergeant
verified death,
to consecrate the ground...
before the Reverend Jones
could have his dyin` wish.
This plot of earth
at the summit of Ffynnon Garw...
is duly consecrated to receive
the mortal remains...
of our dear friend
and spiritual leader,
SngSng [ Singing ]
So you`ll be takin` the first train
out in the morning ?
Yes. Yes, l`m
afraid we will.
Fair is fair.
We had a damn good fight, didn`t we ?
lf it wasn`t for the reverend--
lf it wasn`t for the reverend,
it wouldn`t have been built
in the first place.
- Aye. True.
- True enough.
Come on.
Well-- l-lt will be measured again.
l mean, eh--
Perhaps we`ll even come back
through here on our return, and--
You won`t be back.
This isn`t a place that people
like you come back to.
Well, l`ll try.
l`ll really try.
''l`ll try'' ?
ls that the best you can do ?
After all they`ve done.
All this work.
How would you like them to say
But what am l supposed to do ?
Measure it in the dark ?
Wait up here `til the first light
of dawn, and th-then race down--
The sun`s up at 5:00.
That`s only a few hours away.
l`d keep you company.
W-Well, i-if it is
that late, and, uh,
a-and the sun will
be up soon, l, uh--
l mean, l may as well stay here
and, uh, wait for dawn.
Uh, after all,
we`ve come this far.
- Good night.
Drink, Blod ?
Good night, Morgan.
They`re in chapel. lt`s Sunday.
What`s yours ?
[ Grandfather ] And so it was
Now you know what the Welsh
say about people...
who stay on mountain peaks
at night, don`t you ?
They become poets, madmen,
very, very wise, or--
SngSng [ Band Playing ]
And when they descended,
it was to announce...
that Ffynnon Garw was indeed
a mountain-- of 1,002 feet--
and that they were
engaged to be married.
Yes, it was
an odd courtship,
but one befitting a man
who went up a hill...
but came down a mountain.
[ Townspeople Cheering ]
[ Snoring ]
[ Young Man ] And should you think
this is just a shaggy-dog story...
told by a senile man to his
young, impressionable grandson,
l`d ask you to come
to South Wales,
to the village
where l was born.
And as you drive north
from Cardiff,
look for
the first big hill--
not just a hill,
but a mountain--
and the children
However, just before this film was made,
the mountain was remeasured...
and found to be 997 feet.
Thus the mound
had settled back into a hill.
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