The Feels
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2017
- 90 min
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Um, yeah, so I got
an early start.
I was 10 years old.
We had just moved
into this new house.
I was really excited
because it had two stories,
instead of one story.
I thought that meant
we made it.
And so we also had a staircase,
which had a banister,
and like how great
would it be
to like just slide
down the banister.
I realized that it was
really, really great.
What was even better was, like,
once you slid down
to the bottom,
inching your way back up
the top was really good.
Many followed
with multiple partners,
but I never had multiples
until I met Lu.
Sex with her was just
so amazing
in this way
that wasn't just physical.
But then just to be
so surprised
that my body could like
have the capacity
for this thing that I thought
I'm a total pro at.
Well, I mean, there were,
I guess, powers unleashed within
that I did not
even know I had.
[chuckles]
And I don't even really know
what it is about Lu
that just...
I guess I just like her.
[chuckles]
I mean, I love her.
We know that.
I also just really like her.
Hey!
Catch up!
Mm-hmm.
[Andi] Come on,
we're almost there.
You made it.
[panting]
Hi.
- Hello.
- Hello.
You were getting a little slow
back there.
- Ha ha ha.
- Yeah, you got to catch up.
Gonna be horsin' around.
I like that stretch.
It's good.
I'm really excited
about the weekend.
Yes, yes.
All right,
so we've got to pack.
Gotta get chargers.
You gotta pee?
I gotta pee.
- I gotta pee?
- Really bad, actually.
- Okay.
- Ready?
Come on, catch up!
You're such a dork.
[laughing]
- Okay, I need to slow down.
- Aw, come on!
You got this, girl.
Come on!
[moaning, panting]
Wait, wait.
Oh!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, God! Oh, my... wait!
[laughing]
- Jesus.
- Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
[phone chimes]
If I were a dog,
what kind of dog would I be?
If you say Chinese Crested,
I'm gonna kill you.
Well, hold on then.
Because they're ugly,
and they're Chinese.
Not that there's anything wrong
with being Chinese.
Is Pikachu a dog?
What is that?
- That's like a Pokmon.
- Oh.
[laughs]
Or like it starts with a P.
Percosassy or...
No, that's...
- Pekingese? Oh, God!
- Pekingese.
It just gets even worse!
You know, if you were a dog,
you know what kind you'd be?
- [phone chimes]
- Hold up.
It's Josh.
Yeah. I mean, he got in.
Should be fine.
Yeah, but what is she doing?
Why did she leave?
She's probably stuck in traffic,
or she's like...
I don't know.
She would've texted me then.
This is incredible.
I can't believe it.
Whoo!
- Hello?
- Hi! One sec, one sec!
All right, yeah.
Hi!
- Hi, how are you?
- Hi, Josh!
- Hi!
- So good to see you.
- How was your flight?
- It was so good.
- So good?
- Not really.
- Well, I'm sorry.
- I was in a coffin flying.
I'm starving.
Oh. Are you still on tour?
No, I have four days off.
Four days to be here.
- Yes!
- Four days.
In it to win it.
That's right, baby. Hi.
- Hi. How's Brad?
- Oh...
- Ryan?
- Right! Sorry, sorry, yes.
- I met Ryan at Christmas.
- Christmas, that's right, yeah.
- I don't know. He's fine.
- What's wrong with Ryan?
I don't know.
He's just kind of boring.
He's good at a party.
I like partners like him.
But I'm, like, blehh.
- He's a nice guy.
- You're hilarious.
- Anyway...
- You should break up with him.
It's like so much hassle though
to break up with someone.
Whatever. Let's... what are we?
This house is amazing.
What's new with you?
I can't wait to party with you.
Yeah. We're gonna have
a great time.
- Hello! Hi, guys.
- Hey, I'm Helen.
- Hi!
Need help with your bags?
No, I'm self-sufficianado.
[laughs]
- Hi, I'm Josh.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, man.
Oh, hey, hugs, hey!
- I'm Helen. Nice to meet you.
- Hi, Helen. Vivien.
You were hard to find
on social media.
- I tried to look you up.
- Oh, my God.
- I know who you are.
- Karin.
Helen.
Nice to meet you. Cool.
I watched you... Sorry,
I'm a little excited.
Yeah, I love it. I loved it.
Hey, do you auto-tune?
I've been dying to ask you,
and it's been on my mind
for the whole drive.
You're so sweet.
No. Oh, my God, no.
Dude, that pool out there
is crazy sick.
Right by the kitchen!
[laughter]
Hell yeah. I'm gonna be
making some sandwiches,
getting right back
in that water.
- That sounds good.
- 30 minutes, I think.
No, you don't have
to wait 30 minutes.
Oh, it's okay.
So I see groceries, but what
are we doing this weekend?
So, yes, we're gonna
and unpack our clothes
and hose off,
and then we're gonna go out
to a nice restaurant.
- Hope it's to your standards.
- It will be.
Then we're gonna go just
booze it up and drink,
and then I think we're
staying in tomorrow night.
I'm cooking, if you guys are
ready for some sandwiches.
- I'm just kidding.
- [laughter]
Chef joke.
That's cute.
- It's gonna be good.
- Let's have a drink.
- Yeah!
- Let's do it.
Right now.
Let's do it, guys.
So I'm going out
every weekend
Just to see my boo again
At night
I think of you
I want to be
your lady, baby
If your game is on,
give me a call, boo
If your lovin's strong,
gonna give my all to you
I only listen to your music
because I don't
have time to seek.
I don't even care anymore.
I'm too old.
- Just press a dial.
- I gotta send you some stuff.
It's not really a compliment.
I just don't have time.
Oh, thanks.
That's why I love you!
"I don't have time,"
you wanna know.
I love your music.
- See?
- I didn't say I didn't love it.
I said I listen to it.
- Thank you, regular.
- Thanks.
Everybody in the kitchen
was like, "You gotta ask this."
And I was like, "I will."
When you play live...
I'm being for real,
when you play live,
do you play to a click track
or like a live recording?
- Or is it like pre-recorded?
- Wait, I have a question.
Who was asking you?
- Hi!
- [applause]
[shouting and cheering]
You!
- Yay!
- Hi!
Hi! Great to see you!
Good to see you, Josh!
- Hi!
- Did you get younger?
Hey! Thank you so much
for coming.
- It makes me happy.
- I wouldn't have missed it.
How's Flaccid Dick?
- Someone's getting married
- [Lu shouts]
Hi! Yay!
- Hello!
- Did you have a good drive?
- Yes, fine.
- You didn't get lonely?
- Oh, I got so lonely.
- I know. You're always lonely.
I was like bored, lonely.
And did you decorate okay?
I mean, I think it looks okay.
What do you think?
- This is good!
- Yeah?
Wait a second.
You guys!
Um, what's the situation?
Is this part of the decor
that you thought I would like?
Well, this was Nikki's idea.
- Oh, this is a Nikki thing.
- Yes, yes.
She's coming.
Nikki will be here.
So, guys, per Nikki's rules,
those pictures
that you sent me,
I have drawn them
on the banner,
and Andi and Lu
are going to feel everybody's
b*obs during the game,
and based off the numbers
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