The Feels Page #2
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- Year:
- 2017
- 90 min
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and how they feel,
they're going to determine
whose are whose on the banner.
Yours too?
I drew something on there.
Tried.
I guess it's debatable
which it could be.
- Like a nut sack?
- I don't have a chest.
- Like symmetrical moles?
- I should've drawn those.
Be prepared to be perplexed.
I'm wearing
a sports bra, so...
You have to take the bra off.
Hey, you don't gotta
ask me twice.
Oh, my God!
You guys, you guys...
- Aw!
- What's that?
Come here.
- Kitty and Pups.
- Yes.
This was like a thing we had
when we were kids.
Kitty and Pups,
because when I was a kid,
I thought that all kitties
were girls,
and then all dogs,
or pups, were boys.
I mean, I think it's true.
It's the child logic.
The brilliance of childhood.
But being the brilliant
artist he is,
he made me
these comic strip, these...
this anthology
of Kitty and Pups comics.
Every time I had
he would make me
a Kitty and Pups comic,
and it made me feel better.
And you haven't made me one
in so long!
- Like 20 years or something.
- I'm so happy to see it!
- Very cute!
- Well, it's good.
He hasn't made me one
because I haven't needed it.
Do you still have them even?
You still have any of them?
[phone chime]
[Lu]
You look pretty.
Thank you.
I was thinking of wearing
this white thing.
What do you think?
- I don't know.
- Yeah.
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
Oh, it's just Nikki.
She's not gonna...
And what did she say?
She's not gonna make it
to the house,
maybe the restaurant.
You want me to text her
and be like,
"Come on. Don't be a flake.
Don't do what you always do."
Okay, hang on. I can only
talk sh*t about my sister.
Okay, but you talk a lot
of sh*t about her.
I can.
- I can't?
- No.
Oh, is that the contract?
Those are the rules?
Yeah, sign here.
Okay.
Oh, a calligraphy pen.
Wow. Very long signature.
- Yeah.
- Well, we're hyphenated now.
We're modern ladies.
[laughing]
Hey, let's try
to have fun, okay?
All right, I'm gonna go
get dressed.
I was really, um...
I was a little nervous
going into the weekend
just because my best friend
Megan couldn't come,
and I just felt like
I didn't really have
my peeps there,
you know?
So...
But it's fine
'cause she's super pregnant,
and I totally get
not wanting to, you know,
potentially slide one out,
being surrounded by
Helen's here 'cause Helen...
I work with Helen
and she's a delight.
Helen's the sh*t.
I love her so much,
and there's no one...
there's no one like her.
When I first met Andi,
I was really intimidated.
I mean, even just seeing her
across the way,
I was like, "That's a...
That's an attractive,
cool, powerful woman."
But I just would never have the
guts to go up and talk to her.
I just thought it was just
a moment of adoration.
She made a beeline towards me,
and I was just double-checking
like, "Is it me?"
to me, and then we were talking,
and it just felt so natural,
and it felt so...
like it's happened before,
that moment.
Like a very dj vu.
I don't... I just knew.
I just... know.
How long does it take
to get pampered up there?
Probably f***ing.
Probably.
You know, people,
they love to f***.
I know.
I came up here and I thought,
"Look at all these pine trees."
Could you imagine
just like outdoor, nature,
you know, like just really
raw dogging it out there?
Yeah, I can.
Raw dogging it out there?
Raw dog in the pines?
Like raw dogging it
in the nature, you know.
Just nothing in-between.
Just you and skin.
- I'd just bump my head.
- I would maybe want a blanket.
Well, that's why
I got Rosie.
- Who's Rosie?
- That's my van.
Yeah, I named it
after my grandma
because she's a little crusty
around the edges.
- You look good in that van.
- Thanks.
- You look good, Vivien.
- Oh, thanks.
- I think you look good.
- I'm sorry.
What's so funny?
What are you giggling about?
You have a great laugh,
a great smile.
- Oh, thanks so much.
- Your hair looks good.
You did yourself up.
You cleaned up nice.
Not to say you were
unclean before.
Well, I think you look nice too.
I like your shirt.
[Krin]
Let's get this party going!
- Who's driving tonight?
- Not me, not me, not me!
- Okay, I'm gonna do it.
- [Josh] You're gonna drive?
Not me.
- [Josh] Pick it. Yes.
- Good vibes.
I wanna get f***ed up.
Me too.
Not me, not me, not me.
- Oh, no, it's not you.
- All right!
It's Helen!
[all cheering]
- Cheers!
- Cheers to tonight!
- To meeting new friends.
- It's nice to meet you guys.
I've heard a lot of good things
about you guys.
Okay, but for real,
whoever's in the back seat,
you're gonna hear like
a noise.
It's coming from
an El Pollo Loco bag.
I don't want you to open it.
Don't be alarmed.
What the f*** is
in that bag?
Don't be alarmed
if you smell ass.
You're gonna smell a lot of that in Rosie.
I'll tell you that much.
[Vivien] Oh, good.
A nice stinky ride.
- Real appetizing.
- [Helen] All right, let's go!
Who's round, brown,
and ready to go to party town?
Come on! Get in Rosie.
Come on, hurry up!
One, two, three, four.
Everybody shut the door.
[laughter]
Wait. What do you mean,
Regular Helen?
- That's what they call me.
- Regular Helen?
We met
in culinary school, man.
So we met in culinary school.
There were two Helens.
for obvious reasons.
Then the other girl, by default,
she was Regular Helen.
And she got some note
from the teacher.
He went around,
He referred to her
hollandaise sauce as a mistake.
She kind of flinched
a little bit,
picked up her paring knife,
flung it across the room.
No!
And so what happened is
got promoted to Regular Helen.
If you have a problem making
hollandaise sauce from scratch,
you could just buy it
in a packet, you know?
She was like, "Shut up!"
- That pissed her off.
- It really got her.
[Andi] You guys make culinary
school sound real scary.
I mean, all those knives.
I had a great time.
I bet you did.
I mean, it was funny.
Oh, for sure. I went home
and had a good laugh.
[clinks glass]
Atenciones.
[laughing]
Um...
I love you both,
and I love this.
And you know I don't do this
all the time,
but I'm gonna sing you
something.
- Ooh!
- She never does this.
I don't, but I'm gonna
do it for you.
My special request this weekend,
that we get to hear her sing.
[clears throat]
The higher I get with you
The further I fall
The lessons I learn
with you
Are worth it all
And if I can't get me right
this time
And you can't get you
Promise compassion
for after
You're full of grace
Sounds like truth
Truth
Truth
- [applause]
- Oh, my goodness!
You know, the whole restaurant
could hear you.
I'm so happy
this is happening.
Like, honestly. Like...
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