The Feels Page #3
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2017
- 90 min
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[sobs]
It's really nice to see this
and see how the universe
can bring two people together.
You know, like...
I'm sorry.
That song really
got me going, you know?
a lot of painful things,
but it's like so beautiful
to be here
and to be reminded that the reason why
you fall in love in the first place
is because you do have
that emotion, and it's real.
[sobbing]
You know. I mean...
Oh, Helen,
you're so sweet.
Well, don't tell anybody
'cause I'm not a wuss.
[laughter]
[phone chimes]
I can't sing like you,
beautiful.
Not without whisky.
- [laughter]
- True.
My voice is at the bottom
of the bottle.
- Raspy voice.
Many things are
at the bottom of the barrel.
But I'm also not,
you know,
I'm never one
to get overly emotional.
Sorry. I wanted you to know
that I actually...
- Hey, guys!
- Oh, my!
Hey, I'm Helen.
Nice to meet ya.
I'm Nikki.
I'm the sister.
I know who you are.
Hey.
- I'm Josh.
- I'm Vivien.
Oh, yeah, Vivien, Karin.
I know you.
Everyone knows you.
Good to meet you.
Anyway, I wanted to say
really quick
is that I lied to my boss
and told him I was having
my eggs harvested this weekend,
so that I would
not miss this.
I love you that much,
my darlings. Cheers!
- Born of a lie!
- What's gonna happen
when your boss finds out
you still have eggs?
They don't harvest
all of them.
Oh.
Well, don't yell at him, man.
He just didn't know.
Don't yell at a guy.
Were you still saying anything?
- No, I'm done now.
- Oh, okay, well good.
Because I wanted to take an
opportunity to say a few things.
Oh, you have some things?
I had a couple things I wanted
to say. I think, like...
Technically... You can have it.
I was working on it.
But I guess, technically,
I'm kind of the best man
or whatever.
- The only man.
- The only man at the table.
We may as well change
the terminology to "only man."
Andi has been,
as you probably all know,
has been my best friend
for my whole life, basically.
We've seen each other
at our best and worst.
I've had so many ups and downs
over the years,
and I know that you've had
mostly ups, you know?
And very few downs.
The only downs
is when you guys broke up,
and you were a miserable...
like she absolutely was like
the worst I've ever seen her.
And so I just thought, like,
all right, I guess... if it
was causing her so much trauma,
maybe it wasn't right
or whatever.
Hey, dude, come on.
[stuttering]
I... I'm getting there.
Well, who are you, you know?
You just showed up.
So anyway, sorry.
You don't bring up breakups
at these things.
[Josh]
I'm getting to the point.
- You are?
- Yes.
Get to the point.
You know, so it's very clear
that you guys belong together,
- and you are perfect.
- Yes!
raise a glass and say...
[speaking Chinese]
Oh, my God.
He's been trying to learn
Chinese like since I was a kid,
and you always f*** it up,
but I love you anyway.
Gong xi means
"congratulations."
I have no idea what the f***
else you were trying to say.
[laughter]
Gong xi?
Yeah, gong xi, gong xi.
Gong xi, gong xi, man.
Hi, everyone, hi.
I'm sorry I'm late.
It's all right.
I just want to say,
even though I'm older,
Lu has always been
my big sister,
and she's always taken
such good care of me, you know?
And I brought something
to take care of y'all tonight.
- I want to give it to you.
- I like presents.
What's in the...
Oh, my God.
That's Molly?
Oh, my God.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Hope you're down to clown
'cause I could take about
[laughter]
Everybody's looking.
It's gonna be awesome, Lu.
[Nikki] You're gonna take it now?
Yeah, sweet.
Are we supposed to wait?
No. I just didn't expect
everyone to be like, whoo!
I'm gonna give you one.
[Helen]
I'm ready to roll.
[Nikki]
Are you chewing it?
- [coughs]
- [Josh] Isn't it bitter?
Drink it with water.
This was a terrible choice.
- Josh.
Everybody drink water
throughout the night.
[Josh] Police!
Thanks.
How you doing?
- Fine.
- You feeling it yet?
- No.
- No?
I don't wanna go through
the whole weekend
I mean...
No, it's fine,
there's not.
Look, I was supposed to take
the kids to Adam's office,
and when I got there,
he wasn't there,
and then when he got back, he had
to go straight into a meeting,
and it was just
a total miscommunication.
I thought that...
Nikki, you really
hurt my feelings.
- I know.
- You really let me down.
I'm... I'm really sorry.
This is a big weekend, and I'm
really nervous about it, okay?
I don't really have
a lot of people here.
I promise you I'm here.
I'm ready to just
make it up to you.
I'm ready to just...
[chuckles]
[laughs]
Okay, this is...
Okay.
[Andi]
True love! True love!
[cheering]
[club music]
Hey, what's going on
with Vivien?
She looks like she came from
a lobster dinner at Forever 21.
- They used to f***.
- They used to f***?
F*** buddy.
I think they're
gonna f*** tonight.
[continues]
The next morning,
I came to my dorm room,
and I found this letter
that was like, "Oh, my God.
Last night was so amazing.
I hope that we can do it again."
And there was like
rose petals everywhere.
That whole message
in rose petals?
- [Well, no, he didn't...
- laughter]
No, he wrote it on paper,
and the rose petals were there.
But I was like,
"What the f*** are you...?"
- I think he got the wrong bed.
- You didn't talk to him?
I didn't talk to him.
I didn't even like barely...
[Josh] Did he know that
you had a boyfriend?
And he also knew
I had a boyfriend.
So I was like,
what is his angle?
[Josh]
I wouldn't do that.
If I knew that someone
had a boyfriend,
- I would be just like, "All
right, fine." -Is she okay?
How you doing?
You okay?
[heavy breathing]
Is this what an orgasm
feels like?
What?
You never had
an orgasm before?
Lu.
With a dude,
or with like a lady?
Like with Andi?
I... No idea.
Well, I've felt good.
She's had one.
Like a lot.
[Josh]
Are you on antidepressants?
'Cause I was on Lexapro
for three years
and sometimes
you can't finish,
and that's just like
a side effect of it.
I don't want to hear about
f***ing antidepressants
one more time, okay?
[Josh] I'm just trying to,
you know, cut the tension.
[Vivien]
It's cool. It's cool.
[Josh]
Sorry.
Hey.
[sighs]
Did my decorations fall down?
No, they were fine.
I just...
I was trying
to make them fancy,
a little fancier.
They weren't fancy enough?
No. I just wanted to contribute
because I wasn't here earlier.
You don't like my decorations.
You don't like
my speech at dinner.
I know what I said,
and I know that it was dumb.
As soon as I said it,
I realized what I said,
and I started backtracking,
but then you pointed it out
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