The Feels Page #4
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2017
- 90 min
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and I looked like an a**hole
in front of everybody.
I understand.
I just thought... I was
I gotta get some water.
[sniffles]
[Josh]
You okay?
I'm okay.
[sobs]
What's wrong?
I just... I feel bad.
I feel like I f***ed up.
[sighs]
It's okay, it's all right.
- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry
if I was mean just now.
- I don't care that much.
- No, you weren't mean.
It's just
I'm getting a divorce,
and I'm just f***ing sensitive
about everything.
Sorry.
- It's all right.
- It's okay. It's okay.
You've still got
a wedding ring on.
Yeah.
Thanks. No.
I'm okay.
I'm sorry.
It's not supposed
to be like this.
I know a lot of people
who have been divorced.
Yeah?
[laughing]
It's a very common thing.
yeah.
Even since I was a kid,
I've had a lot of friends
who've gotten divorced.
Feels really different
when it's you.
This doesn't feel like...
some statistic.
It feels like...
Feels like my life is over.
I know that sounds
really dramatic.
Obviously, it's not.
Your kids are gonna
get real messed up,
but they'll probably be
really independent.
[laughing]
Yeah, thanks.
How many do you have?
- Two.
- Oh, yeah.
They're gonna get
real messed up real good.
[laughs]
You're a nice person.
- I'm all right.
- [laughs]
Uh...
I, um...
No, it's okay.
I just... I...
- You wanna stop?
- No, I just, uh...
I breastfed two kids, so...
I don't care about that.
I don't care.
I like a woman.
I don't like a little girl,
all right?
- I like a woman.
- You like a big woman?
Yeah, I want a woman.
You feel okay?
- Ouch.
- [laughs]
Yeah, I think I just
need some water.
[gibberish]
I have to go help.
Okay, go help.
In the kitchen.
Cook, so...
I'm excited for the day.
[sighs]
Hey.
Uh, coffee?
Yeah, sure, thanks.
Aren't you married?
It's not the most comfortable
thing to talk about
'cause she's my sister and...
you know.
So...
I guess I was like 11,
and we went to my aunt's house
to go swimming.
She had this communal pool
at her place,
so it was like Lu and me
and our cousin Tanya.
And that day
there was this older girl.
She was probably like
13 or 14,
and she had braces
and this, like, huge cold sore
that was super crusty,
and it kind of like
sloughed off
over the course of the day
in the pool.
Anyway, so we were
in the hot tub,
and I was like
leaning over the edge,
and the jet hit me
at just the right angle,
and then I was like, "Oh!"
Two seconds later,
you know, it happened!
I blurted out
in front of everyone.
"You guys,
the jet just hit my vagina,
and it felt really good!"
And this older girl,
the cold sore girl,
and no one had ever
laughed at me like that before.
And I just froze,
and I was f***ing terrified
of the hot tub.
I didn't step foot in it
for the rest of the summer.
I think it's important
to mention
we were not taught
the word "vagina."
I definitely didn't
say it that day.
We were told
it was called a "missy."
And I definitely knew
the word "penis."
So I don't know why my family,
like, you know,
taught us male anatomy
but not female.
right?
It's so... What the f***?
Missy?
That's so f***ed up.
Hi.
How are you?
Hungover. How are you?
Yeah, I guess
I'm a little hungover.
You have like
a Molly hangover.
Nikki f***ed Josh.
- Lu's sister?
- Yeah.
Yeah, that's her name, right?
Nikki, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Why does he always do this?
Doesn't he know
that she's married?
She just told me
that she's getting a divorce.
A divorce.
Well, I asked,
"You're married, right?"
And she just... Yeah.
She's just so selfish.
I mean, this was supposed to be
nice for us, this weekend.
Now I gotta tell Lu?
Do you?
Yes, I do.
everything.
It's that Josh always
has to f*** everything,
I guess including
my sister-in-law.
Not me though. Sorry.
Oh, honey.
about yourself
because he didn't want
to have sex with you?
No, I'm not.
Kind of.
Okay. Gone, gone, gone.
[phone chimes]
My grandma had all these
romance novels in her house,
but they were
my aunt's romance novels.
But she was like always
in and out of rehab.
So my grandma had all these
romance novels in her house,
and I was spending the summer
with her, after my mom died.
And like she would go to work,
and I had all these books
around the house,
and then I started reading.
She was like,
"Don't go in your aunt's room!"
I was curious.
What's in my aunt's room?
She had this huge library of
books and ashtrays everywhere.
But I found this book and said,
"This is a cool cover."
I just remember reading
about this man,
and he had like this
throbbing thing in his jeans.
And I was like,
'Cause I started feeling weird
in my pants.
It was crazy.
Then I started touching
where my zipper was,
and I was like,
"How come I don't have that?
What's going on?"
Then I put my hand
a little lower,
and there was something there.
I was like,
"That's my throbber.
How do I get it to grow?"
So I was just addicted
to these books
when my grandma was at work.
And then I remember one day
reading this and going,
"Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
Like really feeling
my throb spot,
and just went to town all
afternoon in my grandma's bed.
We had to share it
at the time.
Looking back, I feel like
I disrespected my grandma.
But that year at school,
we had health,
and we learned about
puberty and stuff,
and the lady was like,
"And then an orgasm happens."
And then I rose my hand like,
"Oh, I know what those are."
And ever since then,
I've been really touching myself
I saw this lady
wash her dog once,
and her tits moved when she
was scrubbing the undercarriage.
being in that dog's skin
and like having this woman's
So yeah,
I could come to anything.
- Oh, God.
- Well, there she is.
Good morning, guys.
Hi.
Mmm! You smell so good.
[whispering]
- Hey, Andi, good morning.
- Hey.
How are you this morning?
Good. How are you feeling?
Good, yeah.
Would you just please
keep it in your pants, okay?
Just for one f***ing weekend.
[phone chimes]
What?
Hope you guys like
mini quiches.
I hope you guys
like mini quiches
All right, brunch time!
Oh, my God, I need food
so bad right now.
What was that all about?
Just stupid.
Just Josh being Josh.
[giggling]
You guys eat fruit weird.
- Hey.
- Hey.
[laughing]
Oh, my God, what if you guys
kiss right now?
What? It looked like you guys
were gonna kiss.
Can you guys
just cut it out, please?
Grow up, be a little mature.
This is a bachelorette party.
No. Yeah, grow up.
- You wanna open some presents?
- Yeah, let's open presents.
Mine's gonna suck,
so just don't get too excited.
Come on!
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