The Feels Page #5
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 2017
- 90 min
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Don't short-sell yourself.
This could be
the best present.
I doubt it.
- Oh!
- You can wear it every day.
You get the practical sh*t
for every day.
Make it work.
- Period panties, yeah.
- Thank you.
I don't care if they're cute.
Sling it on your vagina
when you're on your period.
This is my gift!
- [groans]
- Thanks.
Really classy stuff.
- Is it a hat?
- It does look like a hat.
Is it a hat?
[Krin] No, but we could
also figure that out.
Okay, well, first we got
Yay!
That's what I was
imagining you wearing!
They feel kinda Christmassy.
Look at these!
You come in 2.5 seconds
every time.
I have them in four colors.
- A whole rainbow.
- Yeah, the whole rainbow.
I bet they're great
for tantric.
Do you guys know
what that is?
It's like when you almost come,
and then you stop,
and then you go again,
and then you almost come.
You don't...
Okay, can you guys just stop?
Can you stop?
No, no, dude,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I can't even believe I have to say
please stop making fun of me.
I'm sorry.
No, you were just
making fun of me.
You were eating the fruit
and making girl-coming sounds.
That had nothing to do with you.
That wasn't about you.
Okay, well, who did it have
something to do with then?
- What?
- Are you gonna tell her?
What's happening?
Tell me what?
They were making fun
of me and Josh.
Why were they making fun
of you and Josh?
Because we, um...
We had sex.
She's got a big problem with it.
You f***ed Josh?
You cheated on Adam?
- No, I didn't cheat on Adam.
- Yeah, you did.
If you f***ed Josh,
you cheated on Adam.
We're separated.
You're separated?
Yes, I'm separated from Adam,
and yesterday...
How long have you been...
Look, I just didn't want to
tell you before this weekend.
I wanted you to have
a good weekend.
I'm sorry, I was trying
to protect you by waiting
till after the weekend
to tell you about it.
You didn't wait till after
the weekend to f*** somebody.
Oh, no.
Guys, just chill out
for a second.
I'm sorry, you guys.
You guys are
f***ing obnoxious.
So you guys weren't just trying
to turn me on with that fruit?
I don't know
what we were doing.
We were f***ing around.
It just got out of hand.
Did you know?
Is that what you and Josh were
talking about in the kitchen?
Did you know?
Everybody knew?
Yeah.
What the f***?
I'm sick of this going on.
Vivien just told me
10 minutes ago,
and I didn't have time
to tell you. And I'm...
[sighs]
This is all
so f***ing weird now.
Everything's weird.
Everything's weird.
I want to make it right.
[Helen] Why was Lu thinking you
guys were making fun of her?
I mean, everything
about last night.
What happened last night?
Are you kidding?
No, I'm asking.
She admitted
she's never had an orgasm.
Lu's never had an orgasm?
Lu and Andi have
never had an orgasm?
This exact same reaction
last night.
You don't remember that?
No. We were all drinking.
We all got out of hand.
You were
the designated driver.
Yeah, to the bar, Vivien.
No. "Designated"
means to and from.
Okay, well, I got us to,
and an Uber took us from.
You want me to kick them out?
I'll kick every one of them out.
I'm not that strong,
but I'll do it.
I'll do anything
for you, baby.
I just want you
to be happy.
And I just want you
to feel good.
You know that, right?
You know that, right?
So just let me know
what I can do.
I love you.
I know.
I love you too.
I do. I just don't want there
to be any...
It's all weird now,
and I feel like...
Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt.
I bought you guys this gift.
We didn't really get a chance
to do my gift yet.
- Oh, it's okay.
- Thank you so much.
Let's just do it later.
I really appreciate it.
Thank you.
I feel really bad
about the come thing
because I didn't know,
and I blacked out.
- And I'm really sorry.
- Helen?
- I really didn't mean it, Andi.
- It's fine.
I felt bad,
so I'm really sorry.
- It's all good.
- Okay.
And I also left my van
at the bar,
so we need to get it
and I was wondering
maybe if you wanna ride,
kinda get out of here...
I would love to get the f*** outta here.
I'm gonna go, okay?
- Okay, I love you.
- Love you.
I love you guys too.
Okay. It's okay.
You know what, he's like
a really good dad.
He's really good to you.
Yeah.
What did you do?
right in this very moment.
Okay, or ever, like...
No, I just don't,
you know.
I just...
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.
This the first time up here?
Oh, yeah, for me,
for sure, yeah.
[Driver]
How you liking it?
They're...
Honestly, Doug,
it's been really rough.
It's just really tense.
We're up here for a bachelorette
weekend, and it just...
Things just kinda blew up.
Well, there's a lot to do.
It's quiet, obviously.
- How long you gonna stay for?
- The weekend.
Okay, cool.
I'm a sleep-eater.
- I'm sorry, what?
- What do you mean?
It's kind of like
sleepwalking, but...
instead of just walking,
I walk to the kitchen,
and I prepare food.
- Like actual meals?
- No, no.
Probably the weirdest thing
I ever made
was I retiled
our entire kitchen
out of different
colored cookies.
Oh, cool. That's cool.
I made a big mosaic pattern
everywhere.
Apparently I took the cookie,
got butter, spread it on there,
got a fork with the ridges,
stuck it right on.
I used to be a stone mason,
- Like artwork?
- Yeah!
Sometimes I eat it,
sometimes I leave it.
It's really beautiful
how the mind works.
That's your subconscious
just really emitting
through the physical world.
I think that inside
I'm like this struggling artist,
and it wants to come out
at night.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
or something.
I would love to see
like a blog of this.
Do you have like a...
was is it, a portfolio?
- I've actually got a site.
- What?
I'll send you a link.
Okay. I mean,
you guys aren't talking.
- I have a headache.
- Lu, it's all about you.
- Oh, my God.
- Well, you know what?
- Come on. This is... come on.
- All right, I'm sorry.
There's a lot of tension.
- Thanks, Doug, yeah.
- You're welcome.
Thank you guys.
Great to meet you, dude.
[Doug] Do that survey.
Could you, please?
Yeah, five stars
all the way, dude.
I really appreciate it,
you guys.
[Helen] Let me know if you
wanna hang out sometime.
- Definitely! Take care.
- Bye.
That guy was all right.
I'll say that I don't recall
my first orgasm.
Just doesn't... I don't know.
I have no idea, no answer.
Just probably
could have been anything.
Probably was masturbating
or something like that.
I do recall that Andi
became sexually active
much earlier than me.
I was a late bloomer
on all fronts,
and she would kind of divulge
every little detail.
and remembering...
those stories.
You know what I'm saying?
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