The Finales II: Hypowar Page #10

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Jason (moving his hands): Come on! Work!

Logan (to Jason): WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Jason:
You let your cat die of rabies, Now, You’ll die of rabies too!

Logan (proceeding to body slam Devin to the ground and break down to the bottom floor of the tower): IT WASN’T MY FAULT DAVE IS A HORRIBLE F***ING CAT CO-OWNER!

Logan then makes a water knife and begins stabbing Devin in the neck, but Devin begins strangling Logan with telekinesis.

Logan:
AH MOTHERF***ER--!

Logan manages to stab Devin with water enough times to knock him to the ground as Devin manages to get up as Logan keeps stabbing his leg.

Devin (as Logan knocks him out with a final water punch): I’m thirsty--

Devin falls to the ground, and then, Logan is then knocked out by Jason.

Jason:
Shut the f*** up already.

We cut to Chase packing his bags, Emma walks in.

Emma:
Where’s Logan?

Chase (sounding upset): I don’t know.

Emma:
What’s wrong, Chase?

Dave walks in, crying.

Dave:
Blake had an accident.

Emma:
What?

Dave:
She was in a cab, and I guess the driver just wasn’t having it. He purposely drove off the bridge, and--

Chase:
Why aren’t you trying to kill us?

Dave:
What?

Emma:
Yeah, I thought we were against each other.

Dave:
Things change--

Chase (Pulling out a pocket knife): Things never change.

Dave:
What are you doing--

Chase proceeds try to stab Dave, Dave however, grabs the knife.

Emma (backing away): F***!

Dave and Chase engage in a fight, getting the knife from one another several times before Chase lasers Dave’s right arm off, but the laser reflects as it hits a mirror and it hits Chase in the head, killing him as Dave falls on the ground.

Emma (grabbing the knife): What the f***?!

Dave (right arm regrows): The f***?

Emma:
What are you doing?!

Dave (getting up, shaking, and having a very, very bad nose bleed): The hell?!

Emma (kneeling down and examining Chase’s corpse): Oh my god, Oh my god--! You killed him!

Dave:
I’m sorry, I’m-- He was trying to kill me--!

Emma:
You f***ing killed him!

Dave:
What the f*** do you want me to say?! He was trying to kill me!

Emma:
Go.

Dave:
What?

Emma (Looking up at him): F***ING GO! NOW! GO! GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!

Dave runs out of the room. As she gets up, Jason appears and grabs her. We cut to Bill on a train, reading a book. He squints his eyes as a man sits next to him.

Tobin:
Hello.

Bill:
Tobin, You’re that priest who used to be an assassin right?

Tobin:
Yeah, I guess you could say I’m very vocal about my brutal past.

Bill (shaking hands with him): I’m Billie Ross Drucker.

Tobin:
And I’m Tobin Benjamin Nicole.

Bill:
What a name.

Tobin:
You don’t like the name?

Bill:
I always thought Nicole was a middle name, My former colleague friend’s sister’s middle name was Nicole.

Tobin:
What’s her name?

Bill:
Woah, Woah, Woah, All I know is that she has a daughter named Macie Grace--

Tobin:
That’s one of my student’s names.

Bill:
You’re a teacher too?

Tobin:
A sub, I do it as a hobby, I don’t know why, but I guess they mistaken me for my father with the same name, because they thought I was a teacher.

Bill:
Identity Theft! I like it!

Tobin:
Theft! I like that word.

Bill (as Tobin looks at what he’s reading): Oh I bet you do.

The train randomly comes to a grinding halt (still going, but slower), and screaming is heard.

Tobin:
What the?

Bill (looking up out from his book): What’s going on? I miss a big fight?

Tobin:
The train’s stopped, Well, Not stopped, but--

Bill (getting up): I’ll go check.

Tobin (as Bill’s walking off): Wait, Aren’t you the guy with the power of wind from The Finales?

Bill flips him off, Tobin chuckles, Bill walks in, and sees the train conductors bloody skulls.

Bill:
The f***--?

Bill is then knocked to the ground with a baseball bat by Omar.

Omar:
You thought I was dead for sure wasn’t you?

Bill (barely conscious): I thought… we were on the same….team---

Omar (hitting his head with a baseball bat): We are, The team of people who f***ing suck, I think I switched too--

Tobin (holding a gun to Omar): I’d recommend you put down the bat, friend.

Omar (then pulling out a revolver): Oh yeah, What are you gonna do about it, Old Man?

Tobin (shooting his bat causing it to break in two): This.

Suddenly, Mock (the cop from first movie) hits Tobin in the back with his police stick.

Mock:
Sit down, old man.

Omar:
We don’t got long before the cops figure out about this--

Mock:
We got as long as I can get, I’m a f***ing cop, If we need a decade, I can get us a f***ing decade.

Omar:
That’s the sh*t I like to hear.

Mock (as they drag the bodies somewhere): Welcome to the Cult of Hypowar, Omar. Nate was our first test subject, Now, Let’s see how Jason does.

Omar:
This can be massive! We will test the world to the maximum warfare it can handle before it surrenders to us.

Mock:
Everybody is a villain. Not us, Not the f***ing pigs-- Police, Not Hitler and his pigs/rip-offs, All Of Us. We’re fighting the common goal, TO see how much bloodshed will occur before the world gives in to the end.

Omar:
And when they’re done, We’ll continue with our next generation.

We cut to Eli drinking beer, He notices Shane screaming at the TV, football is on.

Shane:
MOTHERFUCKERS! GRAB THE F***ING BALL! GRAB THE F***ING BALL! MOTHERF***ER! F***ING KICK THE BALL--

Eli:
Do you mind?!

Shane (looking behind him to Eli): The f***?! You wanna fight boi?!

Eli:
Boi?!

Shane (walking up to him): Yeah! Come on, motherfuckers!

Lisa:
Alright, Alright.

Shane:
Shut up, Lisa! I’m gonna fight this kid!

Eli (jumping down to the ground off his stool): Kid?

Lisa (eyes wide): Wait, Aren’t you Eli Zelk?

Eli:
Zelk? Well, Yes.

Shane:
What a stupid f***ing last name.

Eli:
You wanna fight, motherf***er?!

Shane:
Fine!

As Shane is about to punch Eli, Lisa holds Shane down.

Lisa:
Didn’t you get powers?

Eli:
Is that even a question? Obviously, considering I’m part of The Finales.

Shane:
Isn’t that gay guy Kevin in it--?

Lisa:
Can you come with us?

Eli:
Got any prostitutes you can get me if I do?

Lisa:
Depends. Would I count if I--?

Eli:
Too old, but f*** it, a couple drinks and you’ll be good enough.

We cut to Lisa, Shane and Eli walking in a garage, Lisa turns the light on, and a chair with several machines hooked up to it.

Eli (drinking his beer bottle): That’s hot.

Lisa:
Sit down.

Shane:
Can I sit down--?

Lisa:
NO.

Shane:
F*** you.

Eli sits in the chair, Lisa flips several switches on, and Shane cuffs Eli to the wires.

Eli:
This chair is f***ing washed up as sh*t.

Lisa:
These switches are f***ing hard to flip--

Eli:
What’s going on?

Lisa (chuckling): Eli, Oh Eli. You sweet dumb f***ing blonde.

Eli:
Huh?!

Eli begins being shocked, and Lisa laughs like the evil villain she is. Shane looks at her, and realizes how insane she is.

Shane:
What the f*** are you doing?!

Lisa (Laughing like an evil person as she grabs a screwdriver): Cult of Hypowar!

Lisa throws the screwdriver at Shane (it stabs him in the eye like General. Shepard’s death from MW2).

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