The Finales II: Hypowar Page #11

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Shane (as he’s stabbed): MOTHERF***ER--!

Eli:
LET ME GO!

Lisa laughs, and injects a green liquid shot in his shoulder. Eli then begins shaking his head, his body begins stretching, and skin begins to wrinkle before Lisa turns off the electricity.

Lisa (feeling of Eli’s cheek): Your powers are weak!

She peels the skin off his shoulder. Eli screams in agony, and she then puts his legs in a metal bowl of acid. Eli then screams louder in agony, and Lisa pours a lot of gasoline near Eli’s chair. She then drenches his head in the remains of the gasoline, and as she smokes a cigar, she throws it on his head, It gets on fire, and falls on the ground as he screams (very, very loudly). She then slams the door, and jumps out of the tower as it explodes.

Lisa:
MY PARACHUTE!

Her body splats on the ground. We then cut to Dave walking in a dark alley, before a voice says something.

Devin:
Hello, Chump.

Dave (looking at him): What the f***?!

Devin jumps off the pipe he was sitting on.

Devin:
What the f*** indeed.

Dave:
Oh, You f***er.

Dave and Devin then begin fighting, using their powers to counter each other several times (Devin tries to slice Dave’s hands off, but his reflexes allow him to miss, and whenever they are cut, they instantly regrow, Dave tries to punch Devin, but Devin uses his telekinesis to make Dave punch himself instead).

Dave:
What the f*** did I do?!

Devin:
YOU LET ME F***ING DIE!

Dave:
F*** OFF! I’M SORRY I F***ED UP!

Devin:
F***ING DIE ALREADY!

Devin slams Dave on the ground, and he uses his telekinesis to hold him down.

Dave:
JUST F***ING LET ME GO!

Devin:
F***ING F*** YOU!

Dave:
YOU’RE JUST A F***ING SCAB! F***ING--!

Devin then begins to make a fist, and he screams.

Devin:
F*** YOU!

Devin suddenly is blasted to the sky as Dave opens his closed eyes and he moves Devin with his eyeballs, He then throws Devin somewhere random.

Dave (getting up): My f***ing back.

Dave gets a call, and he pulls out his phone. He answers it.

Logan:
Dave?

Dave (walking off): Logan?! Oh my god, I--

Jason (taking the phone and punching Logan): Who the f*** is this?

Dave:
Joe mama.

Jason (laughing): Oh, OH! Reflexes! Nice to meet you!

Dave:
Who are you?!

Jason:
Who am I?! Who are you? Explain to me, Dave, What is it about, I don’t know, Being a hero? You think being a hero is actually heroic? We are all Villains, Dave, I want you to finally figure that out, friend.

Dave:
You’re not my f***ing friend! Who the hell do you think you are?!

Jason:
Who do I think I am?!

Jason’s voice randomly becomes dark.

Jason:
I am Son of Satan.

Jason then destroys the phone with his fist.

Dave (shaking his head and throwing the phone): DAMMIT! F***ING DAMMIT!

As Dave runs off, we cut to Logan, Bill, Emma, and Tobin chained to a wall. Logan is slowly shaking his fingers as Emma wakes up.

Emma:
Where am I?! Where--

Logan:
Emma?! Emma?!

Emma:
Logan! Logan--!

Logan:
Oh my god! You’re alive--

Jason (we cut to a shot of him walking by his feet as he makes it to them, we then cut to a normal shot): Oh, How f***ing kinky.

Emma:
Who are you?

Jason:
Who am I?!

Jason throws a burning chain at her arm, causing her to scream in agony as her left arm burns.

Jason:
THE SON OF SATAN! WHO THE F*** DO YOU THINK I AM?!

He stomps on the ground, Tobin and Bill wake up.

Tobin:
The hell?

Omar and Mock walk in, slowly clapping.

Mock:
Well, Well, Well.

Omar:
Logan, Bill, Emma, Tobin, Sitting in a f***ing hell tree.

Mock (chuckling): The thing about it is, This could have been different.

Jason (smiling like an evil villain): Could it?

Logan:
F*** you.

Jason:
What?

Logan:
F*** you.

Logan spits at him.

Jason (humming):
Ah, You f***er.

Jason throws a fist at Logan’s head.

Logan (blinking): Ah, You’re hilarious.

Jason looks out the window of the tower they’re in. Devin walks in.

Devin:
Jase?

Jason:
Agh.

Omar:
Who’s this?

Mock:
You don’t know who this f***er is?

Devin:
Let’s just say Dave wasn’t having it.

Jason (Looking behind him at Devin, looking angered): What?! He’s still alive.

Devin nods slowly.

Jason:
AGH!

Jason kicks a can.

Jason:
F*** it. Omar, Mock, Go f***ing find him--

Devin:
I can, I swear, I can--

Jason:
SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE F*** UP!

Omar:
You want us to find who?

Mock:
He said Dave.

Logan (looking up): He’s coming.

Jason:
Coming?

Logan:
He’ll f***ing kill all of you.

Mock kicks Logan in the head, and as he goes to punch him, Omar stops him.

Omar:
Don’t, We need the bones solid for the dog.

Mock:
Ugh, I’m hungry.

Emma:
Huh?

Logan (whispering to Emma): They’re cannibals--

Jason:
No use whispering, I can still hear you.

Tobin:
You think you’re the devil?

Jason (Looking at him): Think?

Tobin:
I’ve seen the devil. He’s much scarier than you’ll ever be.

Jason (walking up to Tobin, and screaming in his face, his face looks like one of the most terrifying faces to ever grace film): I’M NOT THE DEVIL?! NO. I’M NOT THE DEVIL. I’M THE SON OF THE DEVIL!

Tobin:
You will never be the devil.

Jason:
I WILL NOT BE THE DEVIL EVER. I WILL BE THE MOST DEVIL!

Jason goes to snatch his face.

Dave:
Boo.

Jason stops, and looks behind him.

Jason:
DEVIN?!

Dave:
You don’t have to worry about him.

Jason (gulping):
Worry? THE DEVIL DOESN’T WORRY.

Dave:
Oh yeah, Omar and Mock were really fun to dance around with.

Jason sees their dead bodies, still shaking somewhat.

Dave (looking at everyone and nodding): Somewhat.

Suddenly, Everyone jumps up on Jason.

Jason (running towards the window): ALRIGHT! COME ON!

He jumps off, and Logan grows several other arms, and grabs everybody.

Emma:
LOGAN?!

Logan:
It’s alright!

Bill:
Let go of me and I can--

The building begins randomly exploding.

Jason:
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!

His eyes become fireballs.

Jason:
I AM SATAN!

Logan (throwing Emma on top of the tower): Alright Emma!

Emma:
What are you doing?!

Logan:
Stay there!

Dave (Grabbing onto the wall): ALRIGHT! LET’S F***ING GO!

Logan throws Bill onto the tower.

Tobin (shooting at Jason’s army of growing mini demons): Keep ahold, Logan!

Logan begins slipping.

Logan:
F***! My hands are--!

Logan suddenly becomes water, and Tobin begins falling, but Dave quickly jumps down and grabs Tobin.

Tobin:
Yeah! MOTHERFUCKERS! TOBIN IN THE-- Wait, Where’d Logan go?!

Dave:
He’s watered down.

Tobin:
What?!

We cut to Logan punching Jason’s clones as Jason looks and sees Tobin kill them with his pistol, and Bill using his wind powers to suffocate the clones.

Jason:
No, No, NO! COME ON!

Jason snaps his fingers, and all of his clones fade away.

Jason (as he snaps and kills his clones): ENOUGH!

Logan (punching air and hitting a rock): Motherf***er!

The snap causes the tower to begin falling, Emma begins falling.

Emma (screaming): LOGAN!

Bill sees her, and as Logan begins fighting Jason, Dave and Tobin fall off the window and fall on their backs, killing Tobin and injuring Dave.

Dave (seeing Tobin’s dead body): TOBIN! NO! TOBIN!

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