The Finales II: Hypowar Page #13

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Nate:
Shane?

Shane:
The f***? It's been 2 years! Where the hell have you been?

Nate:
I think I figured it out! It is several algorithms + several blood types and urine.

Shane:
That was the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

Nate:
It was?

Shane:
Yeah! Oh yeah, That was Lisa’s idea!

Nate:
You fired me that night! I can take a dead whore’s idea if I f***ing wanna!

Shane:
You’re f***ing crazy!

Nate:
No! I’m a f***ing genius!

Shane:
This is like a scientific Hypowar! You can’t go beneath the human genes! Me and Lisa did that for years! You’re the craziest person I’ve ever met!

Nate:
You’re the guy that f***ed your colleague's daughter...

Nate hangs up, and then calls her contact Jay.

Nate (calling someone on her flip phone): Jay! I’ve got it! I’ve f***ing got it! Oh, Voicemail.

Nate throws her phone to the ground.

Nate (while throwing it): F***ing dammit!

She stops walking.

Nate:
GOD--

A car drives by, drinching her and causing her to lose grapse of the laptop and dropping it, The screen is cracked, and the battery breaking in half.

Nate (checking the injections, still intact): Great.

We cut to Jason walking into a strip club, He sits, looking at the nude woman dancing, and Chris sits next to him.

Jason (looking at the nude’s b*obs): Hello, Chris.

Chris:
Hello, Jason.

Jason (whispering in his ear): You got the dough?

Chris:
You bet your ass I do.

We cut to them walking outside, behind the back.

Chris:
Well--

A drunk guy with the blue water from the previous movie walks out of the door.

Eli:
Aye! Aye!

Jason:
What’s up about that water?

Eli takes a sip before falling and spilling the water in a concrete hole, making a puddle.

Chris:
Oh my god!

Jason:
What the hell do we do?!

Chris:
Drag him away!

Jason:
Huh? I’ve got an idea!

Chris:
You do?

We cut to Jason throwing the body in his trunk, and we cut back to him walking to Chris.

Chris:
So, You’ve got the stuff?

Jason (Pulling the bag out of his pocket): Oh boy yeah. I’ve f***ing got it. Hell yeah!

Chris (pulling out his bow): Put the bag back in your pocket.

Jason (Putting his hands up): The f***? What the hell is this?!

Chris:
I’m part of the DEA.

Jason:
Motherf***er! I should’ve blasted you when I had the chance!

Chris:
Nigga, The f***ing po-lice would be on your ass the second you blasted me!

Jason:
Really?!

Chris (pulling the bow back): Is that a f***ing threat?

Jason then shoots Chris in the face, and Chris pulls the bow, It stabs him in the arm, and falls, his open bag of coke falls on the (green) water, Jason sees the coke.

Jason (crawling near the water): No, No!

Jason sees Chris’ face with a huge bullet hole in the cheek, We cut to him placing Chris’ bloody cheek on the coke infested puddle.

Jason (getting up and stumbling on the ground as police cars park near him and get out): F***ing pigs.

Kevin gets out of his police car, He aims his pistol at him.

Kevin:
STOP!

Jason (looking behind him, seeing his gun and bag on the floor): I ain’t got nothin’!

Kevin:
Who are you?

Jason:
WHO AM I?

Jason begins creating pink fire in with his hands.

Kevin (squinting eyes): What the hell?

Jason throws a fire at Kevin and the car, He falls on his flipped car, He sees his left hand have a shard of glass stabbing it.

Kevin:
You f***er.

Jason:
There’s a reason why Chris had to go. Now, I have a reason for you to go too--

Kevin (coughing and getting up): Motherf***er, Did you drink urine and then burp without me hearing it?

Jason (running into him): I’mma f***ing kill you!

Kevin pulls out a baseball bat and bangs him into the sky.

Kevin:
F***ing druggies.

Kevin examines Chris’ head.

Kevin (Pulling out a flashlight): The f***er was supposed to be killed!

Kevin pulls out his phone, he calls Peter.

Peter:
You’ve reached Peter, Unfortunately, I’m not at the phone right now--

Kevin:
Motherf***er. The f***er’s gone!

Kevin throws his phone at the car. He runs off, and as he walks off, Chris’ head and arms begin to shake heavily. Shane then opens the back door, smoking a cigar.

Shane:
Where you f***ers go?!

He notices Chris’ lumping back and increasingly big arms.

Shane (heavily breathing): Oh my god, Oh my god.

He grabs him, and looks up.

Shane:
The water-- Nate. Nate, Oh my f***ing god, She did it--

Chris wakes up and punches him, he then falls onto the ground. They engage in a fight, Chris stands still as Shane punches him once, and notices his throbbing hand.

Shane:
Ahhhh--

Chris then stabs him with his bow, and then walks over to the car, He gets in, but hears screaming.

Chris (getting out of the car and going to open the trunk): The hell?

He opens the trunk and notices Eli.

Eli:
Chris?

Chris:
Oh my god!

Chris grabs Eli, and runs off with him in his arms, We then cut to a man named Willy (who looks like a female) sitting at a table, Kevin is running in.

Kevin (sitting down): Sorry I’m late.

Willy (drinking his whiskey): Excuses, Excuses.

Kevin:
What? Come on, honey. I’ve been dealing with weird sh*t lately.

Willy (slamming his glass on the table): F***ing excuses.

Kevin:
What?! I’m so sorry I’m telling you the truth.

Willy:
Yeah, I’ve organized this date for weeks! You said you’d clear your--

Kevin:
Well, F*** me.

Willy (getting up): You wish.

Kevin (getting up too and grabbing his arm): Come on!

Willy:
Let go of me!

Kevin lets go.

Willy:
F*** you.

Willy runs off, and trips over his heels.

Kevin (Laughing): You f***er!

We cut to Dave banging the roof to try to create a bigger hole to fit himself through so he can get out. We then cut to somewhat later, Dave is still in the building, drowning, He is trying to destroy the roof, As he begins destroying it, we hear the sound of Emma’s van ramming into the building, and Dave then is pushed down to the ground as the air puts too much pressure on him, he screams, he then closes his eyes, and floats down to the ground. Devin then begins screaming through the hole.

Devin:
David! Dave!

Dave swims up to him.

Dave:
I can’t get out! The pressure’s too high!

Devin:
I’ll have to jump in there and push you up!

Dave:
How?! The f***ing pressure man!

Devin:
I got an idea!

Devin jumps in the hole, He then pushes Dave up.

Devin:
Come on, Fatass!

Dave (grabbing hold of the roof): This roof is f***ing cutting my hand!

Devin:
F***ing get on!

Dave makes it on the roof, Then however, A mirror hits Devin on the head, he falls on the floor, It begins drowning him, We then look up. Dave is heavily breathing, he is shivering, he then lays down.

Dave (looking at the sun, blocking it with his hand): Jesus Christ!

Dave then slips down on the ground. He notices Nate’s dead body covered with ashes.

Dave (getting up and backing away): The hell?!

Dave grabs Nate’s dead body, and squeezes the neck until the head and Brody slips.

Dave (tilting head): F***ing whore.

We cut to The Finales eating in the diner when Dave stumbles in. Logan and them notice.

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