The Finales II: Hypowar Page #14

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Logan (getting up and running to hug him): Oh my god! Dave!

Dave:
Water--

Logan:
Where’s Devin?

Bill (running and squeezing Dave): Oh my god! Dave!

Dave:
Since when were we BFFS?

Logan:
Dave? Where is Devin--

Chase:
Oh, Hell yeah! Dave!

Emma (walking to Logan): Dave’s back?

Logan:
I suppose so.

We cut to a shot of Jason landing in a kiddie pool. A little girl is running to jump in the pool, but she sees Jason and she then runs off screaming into her home. Jason then gets out of the kiddie pool.

Jason:
F***ing pools. I don't even know how to f***ing swim.

Jason begins shivering, As he walks, everything he walks past by suddenly falls down on the ground.

Jason (noticing a table falling): The hell?

Jason grabs the table, and it immediately breaks.

Jason:
My magic tricks! Hell yeah, They're finally working!

Jason begins moving the table with his fingers.

Jason:
About f***ing time.

He accidentally smashes the table onto the house.

Jason (running off): Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t.

As Jason walks off, and old lady walks out of the house, screaming "You kids! Get off my roof!" as Jason runs off.

Jason:
The hell? Roof?

Jason almost trips on a basketball, but as he gets near it, it flies away.

Jason:
Magic! Magic……

Jason proceeds to stumble on the road like a drunk person.

Jason (feeling of his stomach): The hell did I drink last night?

He falls on the road.

Jason:
Or eat?

We cut to several CDC agents walking in the storage building.

Melissa:
Check every room for survivors.

Michael:
It's been 2 weeks since the Battle, Those f***ers killed her--

Melissa:
I don't give a sh*t, You've got your orders, Now follow them.

Wade (laughing):
Whatever you say.

Melissa:
I'm watching you, Wade. You can't run off this time.

Wade:
I'm sorry! It was a dead body and it made me jump!

Michael:
It was a dead cat.

We cut to Wade and May checking the room that Devin was left behind in.

May (turning her flashlight on as it is dark): These f***ers really know how to destroy a building.

Wade:
You can say that again.

Wade spots Devin's unconscious body and jumps.

Wade (running off): Motherf***er!

May (turning around to see him run off and try to run and get him): WADE!

Wade:
Sorry May!

Wade is nowhere to be seen, She keeps looking.

May:
WADE?! MELISSA?

A ticking noise becomes heard.

May (turning around): MICHAEL?! WADE?!

Devin suddenly appears and stabs May in the neck with his shield in the shape of a knife. She drops down to the floor.

Devin (nodding):
Drop. Drop.

Wade (walking in): May?

Wade notices Devin.

Wade:
Oh my God! You're the dead body! You're the missing Finales member--!

Devin suddenly appears in front of him and stabs him in the chest.

Devin (shaking his head): Missing?

Devin throws Wade off the blade.

Devin:
I'm here now, Motherfuckers.

We cut to Devin walking out of the storage building, We can hear screaming, and as he snaps his fingers, The building explodes.

Devin:
And that's how we do it.

Devin looks on the ground, and spots a wet magazine, saying The Finales, Myth or Truth? He opens it up, and spots everybody's name, except for his.

Devin (looking up out from the magazine): Where's my name?!

Devin rips it in pieces.

Devin (screaming): WHERE'S MY NAME?!

Devin drops the ripped pieces of paper onto the ground, and begins growling.

Devin (making a fist, walking off): I'll get my name in the f***ing magazine, even if I have to kill the f***ers.

We cut to Dave and Blake sitting on the couch watching TV. Logan walks in.

Logan:
Mind if I sit?

Dave:
Naw fam, We're just watching the new MCU movie.

Logan:
How oddly specific.

Emma Knocks on the door, Logan goes and opens it.

Emma:
Hello.

Logan:
Hello pretty.

They begin making out.

Blake:
They went pretty fast in this didn't they?

Dave:
I guess they did.

They stop making out, and they sit on the other couch.

Logan:
So, Work?

Emma:
I quit.

Logan:
Oh, Well that's fine, We're doing some interviews tommorow, so money will be coming in hot.

Dave:
Oh yeah, Logan, Me and Blake can't come tomorrow.

Logan (drinking his coffee and spitting it out): WHAT?! This coffee is cold.

Dave:
Did you hear me?

Logan:
Yeah yeah you're leaving me with the black dude, the midget, the midget with glasses, the dude who can't read, and this chick, Aight.

Dave:
So that's fine?

Logan:
Yeah yeah, I guess.

Blake:
Dave, You didn't tell me we--

Dave:
Well, Girlfriend--

Blake:
You can call me sometime else.

Dave:
Well, Chick, I've planned something.

Emma:
Ooooh, Romance!

Dave:
I've got a romantic getaway for us, since Logan and her went on earlier, that I thought we could too.

Blake:
Oh wow.

Dave:
Yeah wow.

Blake:
Well, I've got several meetings tomorrow--

Dave:
Cancel em!

Dave gets up.

Dave (whispering in her ear): They were non-refundable deposits too.

Dave walks off.

Blake:
Y'all notice how weird Dave's been acting?

Emma:
Right?! He seems a little--

Logan:
He's a f***ing weeb, Don't worry about it.

We cut to Dave walking in a lab (it is underground), He turns on the lights, and opens up a lunch box at his desk, It has several stones in it.

Dave (grabbing a hammer out of a section in the desk): Please God let this work.

As Dave is about to grab a stone, Bill walks in.

Bill:
The hell is going on in here?!

Dave:
I'm creating a protective robot.

Bill (grabbing a screw out of the wall): With stone?

Dave:
This is step one. I'm creating the arms currently.

Dave bangs a stone with a hammer.

Dave:
I'm giving it thin arms.

Bill runs up to him on a wind-made surfboard.

Dave:
You know every time you do that you take all the cold air that's left in a certain location right?

Bill:
Eh, F*** it. Anyway, How are you going to get the wire through the rock? That's gotta be hard.

Chris (in a dark corner sitting in a chair): That's what she said.

Dave:
Why are you here?

Chris:
Ignore me, I'm napping.

Bill:
Are you?

Chris:
Yes.

Bill:
Nice.

Chris:
You bet your ass it is.

Bill:
Why would I bet my ass.

Chris's snoring is now able to be heard.

Bill:
F*** he's loud! Anyway, It's gotta be difficult to do this.

Dave:
Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Bill:
Oh really?

Dave:
We put a screw through the middle of the rock. We then put the wire through it.

Bill:
This is a really bad f***ing idea.

Dave (shrugging arms): Do you see all the technology we have now?! People f***ing love us for destroying that chick!

Bill:
I don’t get why, She was purely trying to kill us--

Dave:
UGH. We’ve been through this, We stopped her from destroying the f***ing state! And if she went through with her plan, she would’ve destroyed the country.

Bill:
Are we really sure of that?

Dave:
Yes.

Bill:
You’re making guesses based off f***ing superhero movies. This isn’t a f***ing superhero movie (Dave looks at the Camera).

Bill notices Dave is looking at the camera, but is unaware.

Bill:
What are you looking at?

Dave:
Them.

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