The Finales II: Hypowar Page #15

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Dave waves at the camera.

Bill:
Did you take those sleeping pills last night with whiskey and Viagra?

Dave:
Let’s just say, Yes to the V, and I got to the puss--

Bill (laughing):
Jesus Christ. You have to tell me every time?

Dave:
Viagra!

Dave pulls out a purple pill.

Dave:
You want one?

Bill (sighing):
F***, Fine.

As Dave hands him the purple pill, We cut to Chase reading a math book, Eli and his friend Amy in their bare-underwear walk in.

Eli:
Oh, Chase--

Chase (seeing them): The f***?

Amy:
We were ummmm….

Amy then notices he can see her breasts, so she covers up.

Eli:
We’ll just go--

Chase (getting up): Oh no, Don’t let me ruin your time, Don’t let me get in the way of you f***ing a random hoe--

Amy:
That’s not nice!

Chase:
I’m not meaning it directly--

Eli:
We’ll just--

Chase walks out of the room.

Eli (as Amy kneels down): This is my room anyway, The hell was he doing in here?

Amy:
You said you guys share a room.

Eli:
F***.

We cut to him on the porch, Logan and Emma then walk out the door, and notice Chase.

Logan:
Chase?

Chase:
What?

Emma:
You okay?

Chase (getting up): Just another day in hell I suppose. What about you?

Logan:
We’re going to see a movie and get a pizza.

Emma:
Wanna come?

Chase:
Naaa, I’ll just make a sandwich and--

Logan:
No, I insist.

Chase:
Well, Money--

Logan:
My treat, plus you’re rolling in just as much dough as we are.

Chase (shrugging shoulders and walking with them): Well, Now that you mention it, Maybe I will.

We cut to them in the movie theater, They’re watching some weird rom-com.

Dialogue/scene in movie:

Jason (running up to Bethany): But I love you!

Beth (yelling in anger at him): YOU’RE F***ING GAY!

Jason:
Come on, Lacey!

Beth:
My name’s Bethany!

Beth slams the door in his face, he drops his beer bottle in his hand.

Jason:
F***ing whore.

He turns on some random musical with people all wearing pink attire.

Jason (drinking beer): That chick’s hot.

Lacey (pointing at the TV, popping up behind him): That’s a guy..

Jason spits his beer at the TV, and looks behind him.

Jason (getting up): You……

Lacey:
What? I told her the truth, You’re a gay womanizer.

Jason:
I’m--

Back to theater.

Chase (whispering to Logan and Emma): This movie f***ing sucks.

Emma:
Well, It’s a locally made movie, so We gotta support local film.

Logan (getting up to leave): Not if it’s this shitty.

Emma forces Logan back down. He makes his arms wet so her hands slip, and Logan goes to the bathroom.

Logan (washing his hands): F***ing local film.

Jace (looking at him): What?

Logan:
Oh, We’re watching this stupid f***ing rom-com called Express Yourself, and it’s f***ing bad.

Jace:
Oh yeah?

Logan:
Yeah, Jason is a f***ing moron, and Lacey and Bethany are just pointless sex objects with hints of dialogue in there.

Jace:
I directed and written the film.

Logan (Laughing in his face): Well, You’re doing a great f***ing job!

Jace:
I know you got powers, but I can still kick your little f***ing ass if you don’t shut the f*** up.

Logan (putting his hands up): Oh no! I don’t want to be kicked! Oh no--!

Logan then sprays him in the head with water, and runs back in the theater, He tells Emma and Chase to leave, and they reluctantly follow him out.

Emma (as we cut to them getting in the car): What the f***, Logan?!

Logan:
I kicked a f***er’s little ass.

Chase:
Ohh, Who?

Logan:
The director of the sh*t we we’re just watching.

Emma:
Jesus Christ, Logan, You’re being way too reckless!

Logan:
Sh*t, They knew what they were getting in for when the little sh*t threatened to kick my ass, I had to teach him the hard way not to say sh*t like that to a bad motherf***er like me.

It begins raining.

Chase:
Here Comes The Rain Again.

Logan (rolling the windows down): Jesus, I can be water, but it still feels like it normally would.

Emma:
Would you expect it to feel different?

Logan:
Yes actually.

Chase:
You have reasons for saying that you don’t need to explain.

Logan:
Chase gets it!

Emma:
The f***?

There is a truck pileup at the middle of the road they’re on.

Logan (getting out): Hello?

Chase (using his thermal vision to check): No one is in the trucks.

Logan:
Something’s wrong.

We cut to them looking behind the pileup, Gasoline is leaking.

Emma:
You guys are f***ing paranoid.

Logan:
Well, After the sh*t that happened months ago, Do we really need to go over this again?

Chase (putting his finger on the gasoline and licking it): This isn’t gasoline.

Logan (eyes widen): What?

Emma awkwardly laughs, as Chase and Logan look at her like she’s retarded.

Chase:
This is gasoline colored grape juice.

Logan (walking to Chase and taking a sip of the gasoline too): The f***?

Emma:
What?

Logan:
This is grape juice.

We film over to Jason looking at them behind a bus.

Jason (falling onto the ground): You will pay, f***er.

The child from the first movie says the word Daddy? And he looks behind him.

Jason:
Honey?!

The child isn’t there.

Jason (kneeling down): I’ll bring you back.

He spins his hands around, whispering numbers, The child comes back, and he hugs the child as it fades away.

Jason:
One month. Give me a month.

We fade back to Emma and them, Chase (looking at Jason)’s eyes are wide.

Chase:
The hell?

Logan:
What?

Chase:
Look.

Logan and Emma stare at Jason hugging his child made out of magic.

Logan:
What is he doing?

Emma:
It’s like in Infinity War, where they dusted--

Logan (yelling out at Jason): HEY?!

Jason (looking at them): Disappear now, Child.

Logan (walking towards him): Hey?!

Jason disappears.

Logan:
The hell? You guys get a good look at him?

Chase (walking towards the dust that Jason left when he disappeared and licking it with his finger): Strawberry.

Logan:
The hell? You had a Sam Rami Spider-Man moment there.

Chase:
You have a problem with the Sam Rami Spider-Man movies?

Tobin (walking to them): Sam Rami, That dude was pissed off a lot.

Emma (hugging Tobin): Tobin!

Chase:
Who’s this?

Logan:
Her priest.

Tobin:
I haven’t seen you around at church, Logan.

Logan:
Well, You see, Things have been different.

Tobin:
Different? How so.

Logan (awkward face): Well...

We cut to Dave, Chris, Eli, Bill and Blake in a meeting room at a table.

Chris (checking his watch): Where the hell are they?

Dave (calling Logan): Come on, Logan, Pick up!

Logan’s voicemail plays.

Dave (breaking his phone with his hand): DAMMIT!

Blake (running his arms): Hey, Baby, Baby, It’s alright.

Jason (government agent swiping on his powerpoint about superheroes): I gotta do this at 3:30.

Eli (checking his watch): It’s 3:29.

Logan, Chase, and Emma come running in.

Logan:
Did we make it?!

Dave:
Motherf***er! Where’ve you been?!

Emma:
We went to a movie.

Bill:
A movie? Chase, You can only see in red and blue!

Chase:
Yeah, It looked like a f***in’ acid trip.

Emma:
It might as well of been one! It was a sh*t-fest.

Logan:
I met the director too, I wanted to knock his smug f***ing face off his body, I want to f***ing kill that son of a b*tch--

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