The Finales II: Hypowar Page #17

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Jason:
Logan, Chase, Eli, and Emma.

Meryl:
Emma doesn’t have powers--

Jason:
You said she counted, Blake doesn’t have powers either, but she agreed--

Meryl:
Blake was one of our members a while back, but things happened.

Jason:
What?

Meryl:
Things beyond your pay grade. Okay, F***, man, The others agreed, right?

Jason:
Yes.

Meryl (leaning back in her chair): Last time a disagreement happened of this caliber, War occured.

Jason:
That’s the last thing we need madam.

Meryl:
Yes, Jason. We can’t have this become as big as it most likely will.

Jason places his backpack of the papers on her desk.

Jason:
I’ll leave now.

Meryl:
How’s Allie?

Jason (walking off, but stopping): She still isn’t really over losing her niece.

Meryl:
She’s a f***ing idiot.

Jason:
What?

Meryl:
I know her secret, She hasn’t paid her taxes in years.

Jason:
Who gives you the authority to call her that?

Meryl:
Congress.

We cut to Jason walking in an alleyway, Devin’s asleep body is leaning on a trash can.

Jason:
Hello?

He creates a pistol with his magic hands.

Jason:
Show me your hands!

Devin does nothing.

Jason (using his magic to wake up Devin): Wake up!

Devin wakes up.

Devin (jumping and grabbing Jason’s pistol): Help me! Help--

Jason uses his magic to knock Devin to the ground.

Devin:
Jesus Christ.

Jason (Looking at him): What are you?

Devin uses his telekinesis to make Jason choke himself.

Jason (using his magic to make Devin stop): STOP!

Devin is knocked aback.

Devin (heavily breathing): You’re one of them.

Jason (coughing): Who?

Devin:
Wat squad.

Jason:
Who?

Devin:
You know, The water f***er? The reflex dude--

Jason:
Oh, Well. I’ve got news for you.

Devin:
News?

Jason:
I think they’re dividing.

Devin (getting up, eyes becoming wide): Divide?

Jason:
The Amber Accords, Half of them didn’t agree, other half did.

Devin:
Who agreed?

Jason:
Some fat guy, a black guy, skinny guy, and a trans chick.

Devin (coughing and groaning): The taste of trash is in my mouth. Motherf***er! The fat guy, Blonde? Glasses?

Jason:
Yes.

Devin (laughing): That one! I want him gone.

Jason:
I want all of them gone.

Devin:
And guess what we’re gonna do?

Jason:
What?

Devin (Putting his hand on Jason’s shoulder): We’re going to f***ing tear them apart.

Jason:
I’ll take the fat water guy.

Devin:
I’ll take the fat glasses guy.

Jason:
The water guy has glasses too.

Devin:
The blonde one.

Jason and Devin dust as Devin screams “What the f*** is going on?!” and Jason says “Just roll with it.” We then cut to Logan and Emma sleeping, Logan is having a nightmare.

Nate:
You were warned.

Logan:
DON’T STICK YOUR HAND IN MY FACE AGAIN--

Nate:
Now your friends will have to watch.

Moaning can be heard.

Devin:
F*** you! You f***ing--

Knocking is heard, Logan wakes up, and opens the door, Kevin is there.

Kevin:
Hello, Logan.

Logan hugs Kevin.

Kevin:
You okay? You having some bad dreams?

Logan:
Just happy to see you I guess.

Kevin:
Alright.

Eli comes in, waving around his boomerangs.

Eli:
I’ll f***ing kill you! I’ll f***ing (notices Logan and Kevin)-- Oh, It’s just fat guy and fat guy’s father.

Kevin:
Figure. Father Figure.

We cut to Logan telling Kevin about the accords, Chase, Emma, and Eli are sitting at the table Logan is telling Kevin about the accords at.

Kevin:
Oh my.

Logan:
They’re forcing a lot of sh*t on us, and we f***ing saved the city!

Kevin:
Well, The government is full of f***ing pigs that always love to cover sh*t up, but they can’t cover this up with a “Oh it was a mistaken nuke! It was a car wreck!” No, It was superheroes.

Eli:
And yet they called us Superbeings.

Kevin:
That sounds f***ing retarded.

Bill (smoking a cuban cigar): Oh, Hi Mark.

Kevin:
Who’s Mark?

Emma:
He was making a joke.

Kevin:
A joke?

Logan:
No smoking in the house!

Bill:
Who’s house is this?

Eli:
Mine, And no smoking, Bill.

Bill (throwing his cigar on the ground): F***, fine.

Eli gets up, and grabs the cigar, and then starts smoking it.

Emma:
You are disgusting.

Eli:
What?! I’m a little stressed!

Kevin:
Why is that?

We cut to Dave and Blake watching a movie.

Blake:
Hey honey?

Dave:
Yes?

Blake:
You ever think about the future?

Dave:
The future? The future, F***, Man, I don’t know. I mean, All I see in my future is you.

Blake smiles.

Dave:
Maybe a couple superhero things-- Oh yeah--

Blake:
The accords.

Dave:
I guess we just stay low, Life is life, and--

Blake:
Yes, and yes is yes. What do you mean?

Dave:
Life is f***ing us in the ass right now, but we’ll figure it out.

Chris (walking in): It always is.

Blake:
Hello, Chris.

Chris:
Blake (nods), Dave?

Dave:
What now?

Chris:
Those blueprints for the suit you left--

Blake:
Blueprints? Suit?

Dave:
Yes?

Chris:
It’s not worth it.

Dave (getting up out of bed): No! It is--

Chris:
I tried, It’s literally f***ing impossible to do what you’re trying to do.

Blake:
Impossible?

Dave (chuckling): After this sh*t, Is anything impossible?

Chris:
You’re trying to imprint life into a new AI, This is like f***ing Age Of Ultron.

Dave:
What’s Age of Ultron--?

Chris:
You’re f***ing insane, Dave.

Dave (walking up to him and beginning to choke him): Nothing. Is. Impossible.

Chris (grabbing his hand): Let go of my neck.

Chris grabs Dave’s hand, and throws it on his chest.

Chris:
Impossible.

Dave walks out of the room, Blake gets up, she has a shirt and panties on.

Blake (as Chris begins to walk out of the room): What’s he talking about.

Chris (looking behind him and looking back away): Well--

Blake:
F***, We’re all adults here.

Chris (looking directly at her): Fine. He was creating some Iron Man type of sh*t. The nigga made it sound like the most gangsta sh*t since the crack epidemic of 1994.

Blake:
F***ing hell, man--

Chris:
He was going to make it for you, design it to help you fight.

Blake:
Fight who?

Chris (as he walks off, he looks behind at her): Them.

Blake:
Who?

Chris:
Logan and them, Don’t tell him I told you, but he’s predicting that these accords aren’t gonna end well.

Blake:
What do you mean?

Chris:
We have to stop them. Logan is taking them on a trip to the burger joint later today, We have to attack them there.

We cut to Chase, drinking at a bar, A man named Omar sits next to him.

Omar (coughing):
Aren’t you laser eyes?

Chase (drinking his whiskey): You could say that.

Omar:
How do you do that, and not break your glasses?

Chase:
Simple, Reflection. I mean, Logan wears glasses, but he can turn into water at anytime, and from what he said, They regen along with his body.

Omar:
So his glasses are like a body part?

Chase (laughing): F***, I never realized how dumb that sounded.

Omar (pulling a can of water out of his pocket): I’ve got something to inform you about.

Chase:
What is that?

Omar:
I work for the president, I was hoping you could tell me about Jason.

Chase:
Man, I didn’t sign those f***ing accords--

Omar (Pulling out paper and pen): Good thing, I can help us out of this.

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