The Finales II: Hypowar Page #2

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Kevin (squinting eyes): What the hell?

Jason throws a fire at Kevin and the car, He falls on his flipped car, He sees his left hand have a shard of glass stabbing it.

Kevin:
You f***er.

Jason:
There’s a reason why Chris had to go. Now, I have a reason for you to go too--

Kevin (coughing and getting up): Motherf***er, Did you drink urine and then burp without me hearing it?

Jason (running into him): I’mma f***ing kill you!

Kevin pulls out a baseball bat and bangs him into the sky.

Kevin:
F***ing druggies.

Kevin examines Chris’ head.

Kevin (Pulling out a flashlight): The f***er was supposed to be killed!

Kevin pulls out his phone, he calls Peter.

Peter:
You’ve reached Peter, Unfortunately, I’m not at the phone right now--

Kevin:
Motherf***er. The f***er’s gone!

Kevin throws his phone at the car. He runs off, and as he walks off, Chris’ head and arms begin to shake heavily. Shane then opens the back door, smoking a cigar.

Shane:
Where you f***ers go?!

He notices Chris’ lumping back and increasingly big arms.

Shane (heavily breathing): Oh my god, Oh my god.

He grabs him, and looks up.

Shane:
The water-- Nate. Nate, Oh my f***ing god, She did it--

Chris wakes up and punches him, he then falls onto the ground. They engage in a fight, Chris stands still as Shane punches him once, and notices his throbbing hand.

Shane:
Ahhhh--

Chris then stabs him with his bow, and then walks over to the car, He gets in, but hears screaming.

Chris (getting out of the car and going to open the trunk): The hell?

He opens the trunk and notices Eli.

Eli:
Chris?

Chris:
Oh my god!

Chris grabs Eli, and runs off with him in his arms, We then cut to a man named Willy (who looks like a female) sitting at a table, Kevin is running in.

Kevin (sitting down): Sorry I’m late.

Willy (drinking his whiskey): Excuses, Excuses.

Kevin:
What? Come on, honey. I’ve been dealing with weird sh*t lately.

Willy (slamming his glass on the table): F***ing excuses.

Kevin:
What?! I’m so sorry I’m telling you the truth.

Willy:
Yeah, I’ve organized this date for weeks! You said you’d clear your--

Kevin:
Well, F*** me.

Willy (getting up): You wish.

Kevin (getting up too and grabbing his arm): Come on!

Willy:
Let go of me!

Kevin lets go.

Willy:
F*** you.

Willy runs off, and trips over his heels.

Kevin (Laughing): You f***er!

We cut to Dave banging the roof to try to create a bigger hole to fit himself through so he can get out. We then cut to somewhat later, Dave is still in the building, drowning, He is trying to destroy the roof, As he begins destroying it, we hear the sound of Emma’s van ramming into the building, and Dave then is pushed down to the ground as the air puts too much pressure on him, he screams, he then closes his eyes, and floats down to the ground. Devin then begins screaming through the hole.

Devin:
David! Dave!

Dave swims up to him.

Dave:
I can’t get out! The pressure’s too high!

Devin:
I’ll have to jump in there and push you up!

Dave:
How?! The f***ing pressure man!

Devin:
I got an idea!

Devin jumps in the hole, He then pushes Dave up.

Devin:
Come on, Fatass!

Dave (grabbing hold of the roof): This roof is f***ing cutting my hand!

Devin:
F***ing get on!

Dave makes it on the roof, Then however, A mirror hits Devin on the head, he falls on the floor, It begins drowning him, We then look up. Dave is heavily breathing, he is shivering, he then lays down.

Dave (looking at the sun, blocking it with his hand): Jesus Christ!

Dave then slips down on the ground. He notices Nate’s dead body covered with ashes.

Dave (getting up and backing away): The hell?!

Dave grabs Nate’s dead body, and squeezes the neck until the head and Brody slips.

Dave (tilting head): F***ing whore.

We cut to The Finales eating in the diner when Dave stumbles in. Logan and them notice.

Logan (getting up and running to hug him): Oh my god! Dave!

Dave:
Water--

Logan:
Where’s Devin?

Bill (running and squeezing Dave): Oh my god! Dave!

Dave:
Since when were we BFFS?

Logan:
Dave? Where is Devin--

Chase:
Oh, Hell yeah! Dave!

Emma (walking to Logan): Dave’s back?

Logan:
I suppose so.

We cut to a shot of Jason landing in a kiddie pool. A little girl is running to jump in the pool, but she sees Jason and she then runs off screaming into her home. Jason then gets out of the kiddie pool.

Jason:
F***ing pools. I don't even know how to f***ing swim.

Jason begins shivering, As he walks, everything he walks past by suddenly falls down on the ground.

Jason (noticing a table falling): The hell?

Jason grabs the table, and it immediately breaks.

Jason:
My magic tricks! Hell yeah, They're finally working!

Jason begins moving the table with his fingers.

Jason:
About f***ing time.

He accidentally smashes the table onto the house.

Jason (running off): Sh*t. Sh*t. Sh*t.

As Jason walks off, and old lady walks out of the house, screaming "You kids! Get off my roof!" as Jason runs off.

Jason:
The hell? Roof?

Jason almost trips on a basketball, but as he gets near it, it flies away.

Jason:
Magic! Magic……

Jason proceeds to stumble on the road like a drunk person.

Jason (feeling of his stomach): The hell did I drink last night?

He falls on the road.

Jason:
Or eat?

We cut to several CDC agents walking in the storage building.

Melissa:
Check every room for survivors.

Michael:
It's been 2 weeks since the Battle, Those f***ers killed her--

Melissa:
I don't give a sh*t, You've got your orders, Now follow them.

Wade (laughing):
Whatever you say.

Melissa:
I'm watching you, Wade. You can't run off this time.

Wade:
I'm sorry! It was a dead body and it made me jump!

Michael:
It was a dead cat.

We cut to Wade and May checking the room that Devin was left behind in.

May (turning her flashlight on as it is dark): These f***ers really know how to destroy a building.

Wade:
You can say that again.

Wade spots Devin's unconscious body and jumps.

Wade (running off): Motherf***er!

May (turning around to see him run off and try to run and get him): WADE!

Wade:
Sorry May!

Wade is nowhere to be seen, She keeps looking.

May:
WADE?! MELISSA?

A ticking noise becomes heard.

May (turning around): MICHAEL?! WADE?!

Devin suddenly appears and stabs May in the neck with his shield in the shape of a knife. She drops down to the floor.

Devin (nodding):
Drop. Drop.

Wade (walking in): May?

Wade notices Devin.

Wade:
Oh my God! You're the dead body! You're the missing Finales member--!

Devin suddenly appears in front of him and stabs him in the chest.

Devin (shaking his head): Missing?

Devin throws Wade off the blade.

Devin:
I'm here now, Motherfuckers.

We cut to Devin walking out of the storage building, We can hear screaming, and as he snaps his fingers, The building explodes.

Devin:
And that's how we do it.

Devin looks on the ground, and spots a wet magazine, saying The Finales, Myth or Truth? He opens it up, and spots everybody's name, except for his.

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