The Finales II: Hypowar Page #5

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Logan:
Huh?

Jason:
She was my wife.

Logan:
Huh, Hate to tell you but she was probably f***ing some other dude.

Jason suddenly begins choking Logan.

Jason:
You better take that back.

Dave (grabbing Jason): Alright, Alright, He doesn’t mean it.

Logan:
Oh no! I do.

Logan’s neck becomes water, and Jason’s hand slides off onto the table.

Logan:
You wet?

Jason walks back to his backpack, Logan’s neck becomes flesh again as Logan reads it.

Jason:
Allow me to explain, The Amber Accords is a contract that most of the nations agreed to-- Well, Not Canada, they don’t care about supernatural sh*t down there, but back to the accords, They state the following: All beings with unnatural abilities will sign the Accords of Amber. This will sign them with the Military, where they may be forced into helping our grand Marines with dangerous battles. They cannot use their powers for personal gain. If a new “Rising Threat” rises, We will use our new forces, The “Task Force-666” squads, which will be lead by our beings with unnatural abilities in each state. They will also have to avoid being blood donors.

Bill:
Alright, Alright.

Jason:
I helped write these, by the way.

Logan throws water out of his mouth onto the contract.

Logan:
BULLSHIT!

Jason:
What?

Logan:
No.

Jason:
No, What?

Logan:
I’m not signing this.

Chase (ripping it): Me two.

Eli (scratching out what he wrote with his pen): No freedoms are allowed with this bullshit!

Emma:
I don’t even have powers!

Dave:
Sign it.

Logan:
No.

Bill:
Come on, Chase! Logan, Just do it--

Blake (finishing signing it): You done. Honey?

Dave:
Yeah, I think so.

Emma:
You don’t even have powers, Blake!

Blake:
You don’t even know what I have, b*tch.

Logan:
Woah, Woah, Woah--

Jason:
So, You’re not signing it?

Logan:
Nope.

Jason (gulping):
Uhhhh, Well, You kind of have too.

Eli:
What are you gonna do about it?

Jason (gulping even louder): The Government is putting this into effect, no matter how much you go against it.

Logan (getting up and punching the table): What?!

Dave:
Alright, Logan--

Logan:
No, You shut up, Dave. Why are you falling for this?!

Dave:
Those Marines could use us down there, Logan, Don’t you agree?

Bill:
I’ve been thinking about the military, My wife joined a week ago, and she says they can squeeze me in.

Chris:
I don’t give a sh*t, Just take this paper away, It cut me as I signed it!

Jason (grabbing Dave and them’s papers): Alright, Great.

Logan:
What?

Jason:
Huh?

Logan:
What about ours?

Jason:
You didn’t sign it. When these accords go into effect, You guys will become war criminals. Y’all know that?

Chase:
It won’t happen.

Emma:
We won’t let it.

Jason:
Alright, Say what you will, but don’t expect this to go well.

Eli:
Oh, It won’t.

Logan:
I’ll make sure of that, Mr. Jase.

Jason (looking evil at Logan): Whatever you say, Logan.

Jason walks out of the room, He closes the door, and him and the backpack dust away.

Dave (to Logan):
What the hell was that, Logan?!

Logan:
What?

Dave:
You just f***ing went crazy there!

Logan:
Crazy? You’re insane for signing that sh*t!

Dave:
What?! It was nothing! They ain’t gonna force that sh*t on us!

Chase:
Why’d you do that, Bill?!

Chris:
Come on, Eli!

Emma (coughing):
Motherf***er.

Blake gets up, and goes in the bathroom.

Eli:
Come on, Chris, Why did you f***ing do that!

We cut to Jason walking in Meryl’s office.

Jason:
Mrs. Meryl?

Meryl:
Hello, f***ing Stewart.

Jason (getting the papers out of his backpack): I gave them the accords.

Meryl:
Agree?

Jason:
Some of them.

Meryl (eyes wide, sounding super rude): Some of them?

Jason:
They were divided.

Meryl:
F***ing hell, You were supposed to force them!

Jason:
Force?

Meryl (sighing):
Just f***ing tell me.

Jason:
Who disagreed?

Meryl (typing on her computer): No, I want you to tell me how you f***ing drown-- YES.

Jason:
Logan, Chase, Eli, and Emma.

Meryl:
Emma doesn’t have powers--

Jason:
You said she counted, Blake doesn’t have powers either, but she agreed--

Meryl:
Blake was one of our members a while back, but things happened.

Jason:
What?

Meryl:
Things beyond your pay grade. Okay, F***, man, The others agreed, right?

Jason:
Yes.

Meryl (leaning back in her chair): Last time a disagreement happened of this caliber, War occured.

Jason:
That’s the last thing we need madam.

Meryl:
Yes, Jason. We can’t have this become as big as it most likely will.

Jason places his backpack of the papers on her desk.

Jason:
I’ll leave now.

Meryl:
How’s Allie?

Jason (walking off, but stopping): She still isn’t really over losing her niece.

Meryl:
She’s a f***ing idiot.

Jason:
What?

Meryl:
I know her secret, She hasn’t paid her taxes in years.

Jason:
Who gives you the authority to call her that?

Meryl:
Congress.

We cut to Jason walking in an alleyway, Devin’s asleep body is leaning on a trash can.

Jason:
Hello?

He creates a pistol with his magic hands.

Jason:
Show me your hands!

Devin does nothing.

Jason (using his magic to wake up Devin): Wake up!

Devin wakes up.

Devin (jumping and grabbing Jason’s pistol): Help me! Help--

Jason uses his magic to knock Devin to the ground.

Devin:
Jesus Christ.

Jason (Looking at him): What are you?

Devin uses his telekinesis to make Jason choke himself.

Jason (using his magic to make Devin stop): STOP!

Devin is knocked aback.

Devin (heavily breathing): You’re one of them.

Jason (coughing): Who?

Devin:
Wat squad.

Jason:
Who?

Devin:
You know, The water f***er? The reflex dude--

Jason:
Oh, Well. I’ve got news for you.

Devin:
News?

Jason:
I think they’re dividing.

Devin (getting up, eyes becoming wide): Divide?

Jason:
The Amber Accords, Half of them didn’t agree, other half did.

Devin:
Who agreed?

Jason:
Some fat guy, a black guy, skinny guy, and a trans chick.

Devin (coughing and groaning): The taste of trash is in my mouth. Motherf***er! The fat guy, Blonde? Glasses?

Jason:
Yes.

Devin (laughing): That one! I want him gone.

Jason:
I want all of them gone.

Devin:
And guess what we’re gonna do?

Jason:
What?

Devin (Putting his hand on Jason’s shoulder): We’re going to f***ing tear them apart.

Jason:
I’ll take the fat water guy.

Devin:
I’ll take the fat glasses guy.

Jason:
The water guy has glasses too.

Devin:
The blonde one.

Jason and Devin dust as Devin screams “What the f*** is going on?!” and Jason says “Just roll with it.” We then cut to Logan and Emma sleeping, Logan is having a nightmare.

Nate:
You were warned.

Logan:
DON’T STICK YOUR HAND IN MY FACE AGAIN--

Nate:
Now your friends will have to watch.

Moaning can be heard.

Devin:
F*** you! You f***ing--

Knocking is heard, Logan wakes up, and opens the door, Kevin is there.

Kevin:
Hello, Logan.

Logan hugs Kevin.

Kevin:
You okay? You having some bad dreams?

Logan:
Just happy to see you I guess.

Kevin:
Alright.

Eli comes in, waving around his boomerangs.

Eli:
I’ll f***ing kill you! I’ll f***ing (notices Logan and Kevin)-- Oh, It’s just fat guy and fat guy’s father.

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