The Finales II: Hypowar Page #4

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Emma (as we cut to them getting in the car): What the f***, Logan?!

Logan:
I kicked a f***er’s little ass.

Chase:
Ohh, Who?

Logan:
The director of the sh*t we we’re just watching.

Emma:
Jesus Christ, Logan, You’re being way too reckless!

Logan:
Sh*t, They knew what they were getting in for when the little sh*t threatened to kick my ass, I had to teach him the hard way not to say sh*t like that to a bad motherf***er like me.

It begins raining.

Chase:
Here Comes The Rain Again.

Logan (rolling the windows down): Jesus, I can be water, but it still feels like it normally would.

Emma:
Would you expect it to feel different?

Logan:
Yes actually.

Chase:
You have reasons for saying that you don’t need to explain.

Logan:
Chase gets it!

Emma:
The f***?

There is a truck pileup at the middle of the road they’re on.

Logan (getting out): Hello?

Chase (using his thermal vision to check): No one is in the trucks.

Logan:
Something’s wrong.

We cut to them looking behind the pileup, Gasoline is leaking.

Emma:
You guys are f***ing paranoid.

Logan:
Well, After the sh*t that happened months ago, Do we really need to go over this again?

Chase (putting his finger on the gasoline and licking it): This isn’t gasoline.

Logan (eyes widen): What?

Emma awkwardly laughs, as Chase and Logan look at her like she’s retarded.

Chase:
This is gasoline colored grape juice.

Logan (walking to Chase and taking a sip of the gasoline too): The f***?

Emma:
What?

Logan:
This is grape juice.

We film over to Jason looking at them behind a bus.

Jason (falling onto the ground): You will pay, f***er.

The child from the first movie says the word Daddy? And he looks behind him.

Jason:
Honey?!

The child isn’t there.

Jason (kneeling down): I’ll bring you back.

He spins his hands around, whispering numbers, The child comes back, and he hugs the child as it fades away.

Jason:
One month. Give me a month.

We fade back to Emma and them, Chase (looking at Jason)’s eyes are wide.

Chase:
The hell?

Logan:
What?

Chase:
Look.

Logan and Emma stare at Jason hugging his child made out of magic.

Logan:
What is he doing?

Emma:
It’s like in Infinity War, where they dusted--

Logan (yelling out at Jason): HEY?!

Jason (looking at them): Disappear now, Child.

Logan (walking towards him): Hey?!

Jason disappears.

Logan:
The hell? You guys get a good look at him?

Chase (walking towards the dust that Jason left when he disappeared and licking it with his finger): Strawberry.

Logan:
The hell? You had a Sam Rami Spider-Man moment there.

Chase:
You have a problem with the Sam Rami Spider-Man movies?

Tobin (walking to them): Sam Rami, That dude was pissed off a lot.

Emma (hugging Tobin): Tobin!

Chase:
Who’s this?

Logan:
Her priest.

Tobin:
I haven’t seen you around at church, Logan.

Logan:
Well, You see, Things have been different.

Tobin:
Different? How so.

Logan (awkward face): Well...

We cut to Dave, Chris, Eli, Bill and Blake in a meeting room at a table.

Chris (checking his watch): Where the hell are they?

Dave (calling Logan): Come on, Logan, Pick up!

Logan’s voicemail plays.

Dave (breaking his phone with his hand): DAMMIT!

Blake (running his arms): Hey, Baby, Baby, It’s alright.

Jason (government agent swiping on his powerpoint about superheroes): I gotta do this at 3:30.

Eli (checking his watch): It’s 3:29.

Logan, Chase, and Emma come running in.

Logan:
Did we make it?!

Dave:
Motherf***er! Where’ve you been?!

Emma:
We went to a movie.

Bill:
A movie? Chase, You can only see in red and blue!

Chase:
Yeah, It looked like a f***in’ acid trip.

Emma:
It might as well of been one! It was a sh*t-fest.

Logan:
I met the director too, I wanted to knock his smug f***ing face off his body, I want to f***ing kill that son of a b*tch--

Jason:
That! That’s exactly what I’m talking about!

Logan (noticing Jason’s existence): Oh, Who’s the skinny white motherf***er?

Jason (chuckling): Oh you make me blush, Mr. Hendersville.

Logan:
You’re in the presence of someone that is and always will be better than you, Mr. Skinny Girl.

Bill:
Logan!

Logan:
What? It was a f***ing joke! Can’t I just make a simple f***ing joke?

Emma (to Jason):
I’m sorry about him.

Jason:
Oh don’t worry about it, I’ve dealt with cannibals, Cannibal drug dealers, Black drug dealers--

Chris:
Oh me too! I’m a DEA Agent.

Jason:
Not anymore, I’m guessing, You have powers! Why would you work for those f***ing blockers?

Chris (leaning back in his chairs): Blockers?

Jason (clicking on his laser pointer): Alright, May I have everyone’s attention.

Logan:
UGHHHH. Yes mom, What sh*t do I need to hear from you shitstains down at Congress and sh*t today?

Jason (clicking on his slides): Superbeings, or--

Logan:
Superheroes, Superheroes, Not superbeings, Not supermutants, F***ING SUPERHEROES!

Jason:
Alright, Superheroes, are something we would’ve never expected within our hundreds of years of leading our fine United States, The thing is, Unexpected things aren’t welcome in the United States--

Logan:
So why was I allowed?

Jason:
You’re gonna have to ask your mom about that, Anyway, Back to unexpected things--

Logan:
My f***ing mom’s dead, Explain, Mr. F***er, What the f*** do you mean by “Unexpected?”

Jason:
Well, Let me continue and you’ll understand--

Logan:
I don’t think you understand, I can drown you right now, and nobody would give a sh*t--

Jason:
The C.I.A would--

Logan:
What the f***ing f*** do you mean by “Unexpected?”

Jason:
Let me continue. The President, when this happened--

We flashback to President Meryl Magnum on her computer, writing an essay when Jason walks in.

Jason (knocking on the door): Madam President?

Meryl:
Mr. Steward?

Jason:
Beings with Water, Wind, Reflexes, Fire have destroyed the capital of Montana.

Meryl (chuckling): Jason, Did you watch too much Avengers? (sounding like she’s talking to some little kid who’s saying things seriously that sound retarded) I know you like your Avengers (whispers Little f***er).

Jason (showing her footage of the time at the doctor’s office): This isn’t no deleted scene.

Meryl (taking her glasses off): Oh my.

We cut back to now.

Jason:
President Meryl was much more shocked than anyone else was, She is a big superhero fan, but not real-world superhero fan.

Logan (pulling out a can of beer): Real-World?

Dave:
A beer?

Emma:
Really Logan?

Logan:
Won’t you guys f*** off? Jason?

Jason:
The beer’s fine, Anyway, She had to make sure y’all just don’t go killing everyone--

Logan:
So y’all think were murderers?

Jason:
No. We instead think y’all are the “Codename: Rising Threat” team--

Logan:
Threats?!

Jason:
Not like that, but we need y’all to sign a contract.

Logan:
A contract?

Jason (pulling papers out of his backpack): The Amber Accords.

Logan:
What’s Amber?

Jason (giving Logan a contract, randomly sounding personal): The name of one of our members who your mother killed.

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