The Flintstones Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 91 min
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16 WOODPECKER'S TELESCOPE -IRIS SHOT 16
as the 'SCOPE PANS and FOCUSES, finally SETTLING ON a
distant stone building marked RADIO STATION B-ROK.
(CONTINUED)
5.
16 CONTINUED:
16Perched on top of the wooden radio tower are a monkey
and an octopus. The monkey holds up cue cards which the
octopus reads, and then waves nautical semaphore flags.
Our WOODPECKER squints, CLEARS his THROAT.
RADIO WOODPECKER
(deeper "on-air" voice)
Good morning, Bedrock. This is
station B-R-O-K with the morning
weather and news...
The big bulge GRUNTS and MUTTERS a bit, then one hand
gropes around, finds the curvaceous form under the
neighboring covers... feels it tentatively... then
the fingers "walk" upwards...
RADIO WOODPECKER (O.S.)
It will be fair and mild through
the weekend, continuing for the
next eight hundred years, followed
by cooling breezes and a protracted
ice age...
Those walking fingers have reached the top edge of the
covers... now they pull them down revealing the owner's
face... the face of Fred, his eyes at half-mast, his
face covered in fashionable "Bedrock Vice" stubble.
FRED:
(with genuine charm)
Wil-ma. Wil-ma? How about a
great big good morning kiss for
your Freddy-weddy?
And he pulls the covers down to reveal --DINO, who is
immediately "YI-YI-YI-YI-ING," hopping all over the bed
and showering Fred with sloppy kisses.
Dino!
FRED:
Dino, cut it out --!
RADIO WOODPECKER (O.S.)
In the news, Bedrock civic and
business leaders met yesterday to
discuss the growing kibble crisis.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
6.
18 CONTINUED:
18RADIO WOODPECKER (O.S.) (CONT'D)
Ecological activist Ralph Naderock
warned that if new supplies of
kibble are not found, our animal-
powered civilization itself may be
threatened.
By now Dino's affection attack has knocked both master
and pet to the floor in a jumble of bedclothes, asses
and elbows. Dino begins to roll Fred across the room
like a seal playing with a ball.
FRED:
Dino, that's enough --here, look,
Daddy has a nice dino bone for
you, just please stop it -
Fred has now backed up to a dresser, where he grabs a
brightly-colored box labeled "PURINROCK DINO TREATS."
Fred holds it up --Dino gets up on two legs, eager for
the treat --Fred shakes the box... alas, nothing comes
out.
DINO "YI-YI'S" again, propelling Fred into the next room.
19 INT. FLINTSTONE KITCHEN -DAY 19
Five-year-old PEBBLES GIGGLES at the table as Fred and
Dino tumble into the room like Frank Buck and a lion.
Wilma turns at the noise. One look at her and we understand
Fred's romantic turn.
RADIO WOODPECKER (O.S.)
report that the Xenosaurus has
struck again! Yes, the fiercesome
intruder was sighted in the
Bedrock Hills for the third time
this month. Outlying shops and
residencies report extensive
looting and property destruction...
WILMA:
Fred, stop playing with Dino and
sit down. Your breakfast's
getting cold.
Saying this, Wilma puts a huge egg at Fred's place.
Meanwhile, Fred manages to get to his feet, holds out
one arm to keep Dino at bay. Fred does a big "take,"
looking out the window -
(CONTINUED)
7.
19 CONTINUED:
19FRED:
(throwing open the
door)
Oooh, Dino, look --there's a
nice big dino bone laying out on
the front lawn --!
Pause.
yeah?"
Dino gives him a big look as if to say, "Oh,
FRED:
(trying again)
--Gosh, look at that adorable
little female dino -
"YI-YI-YI-YI," DINO is out the door like a rocket. Fred
cackles, slams it shut, then sits down at the table.
FRED:
--That animal's gonna kill me
with kindness. Do you know we're
out of dino treats?
WILMA:
So is everybody else in Bedrock.
worse every day.
She puts two giant slices of bread into a toaster. Two
claw-like devices hold the toast, pulling it out of
sight.
WILMA:
I'm afraid Dino's going to have to
manage on leftovers from Pebbles
and me.
FRED:
(sitting down)
And what's wrong with my leftovers?
WILMA:
I'll let you know when I see
some.
RADIO WOODPECKER (O.S.)
(finishing up)
... Scientists from B.C.
University report that the
footprints of the Xenosaurus match
no known animal.
(CONTINUED)
8.
19 CONTINUED:
(2) 19PEBBLES:
Mommy, is the bad Ze-ze-zenosaurus
gonna get me and eat me up?
WILMA:
Of course not, baby.
FRED:
That's right, sweetheart. The
only thing that's gonna eat you
up is --me!
And he grabs her and bites her and tickles her.
PEBBLES:
(giggling, calming)
FRED:
Pebbles, don't worry. These
stories are very exaggerated.
Like, you know, the boogyman?
There's no such thing as a huge,
inhuman reptile that attacks
without warning -
WHAM! Dino reappears, bounding through the window
and knocking Fred onto the floor. Once again Dino is
happily licking and loving and cuddling his callously
unresponsive owner. Fred struggles to avoid the
slurping tongue, pulls himself up to the window sill,
looks out.
FRED:
--Oh, look, everybody, the mailman
is here -
"YI-YI-YI-YI!" DINO buys it again, runs to the door,
lets himself out. This time Fred puts a chair against
the door.
Meanwhile, Wilma turns at the sound of the TOASTER
POPPING UP. We see that the "claws" we saw earlier were
the actual claws of a LOBSTER in a little fireproof suit
who is tucked inside the toaster. As Wilma takes the
toast, the Lobster blows on his claws, wincing, then
looks TOWARDS the CAMERA.
LOBSTER:
seafood restaurant...
(CONTINUED)
9.
19 CONTINUED:
(3) 19FRED:
(taking the toast)
Thanks, Wilma...
Fred slaps jelly on the toast, takes a big bite, and then
something outside the window catches his eye.
A paperboy on a wood-and-stone bicycle is coming rapidly
towards the house. In the bike's basket is a stack of
dried, rock-hard clay tablets.
Fred leans out the window, waving his hands.
FRED:
Arnold! Arnold! Don't aim at
the house --please, not at the
house -
WHAM! Fred ducks back just as the stone newspaper slams
into the window frame, SMASHING a FLOWERPOT, taking out
a chunk of wall, and continuing diagonally through the
kitchen and out another window. Fred follows this
action in time to see -
22 HIS DRIVEWAY -THROUGH THE OTHER WINDOW 22
The rock paper drops like a foul shot, rips through the
canvas roof of Fred's car, and then bangs a huge dent
in the hood.
Fred sighs, turns back to his breakfast.
WILMA:
Lucky it wasn't the Sunday paper.
FRED:
(slight smile)
Yeah. What else can go wrong?
He slices through the big egg with his knife --releasing
a baby PTERODACTYL which SQUAWKS and flaps, knocking Fred
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