The Flintstones Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 91 min
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DISSOLVE TO:
24 EXT. FLINTSTONE DRIVEWAY -LATER 24
Fred --now dressed for work --is forlornly trying to
fix his car.
(CONTINUED)
10.
24 CONTINUED:
24In the neighboring driveway, Wilma and Betty pile the
kids into Betty's car.
BETTY:
(wiping their mouths)
Come on, kids. Time for nursery
school.
PEBBLES:
'Bye-bye, Daddy.
FRED:
'Bye, little sweetheart.
(as Wilma clears
her throat)
'Bye, big sweetheart.
Fred kisses them both and they drive off. Fred sighs,
tries to stretch the canvas roof edges close enough to
stitch. Nearby, Dino struggles to drag the stone newspaper
inside the house. The twin headlines are, of
course, KIBBLE CRISIS GROWS and MYSTERIOUS XENOSAURUS
STRIKES AGAIN.
Suddenly a pink flamingo appears over the hedge. As its
mouth opens and closes, it appears to be talking, but
the voice is that of -
BARNEY:
Nice morning, huh, Fred?
FRED:
What's nice about it?
BARNEY:
Heh, hey. That Arnold's got a
real arm on him, don't he?
Now we see that Barney is holding the flamingo's stiff
legs which he scissors, making the bird's beak trim the
hedge.
FRED:
This is the third ragtop this year
... say, shouldn't you be at work?
BARNEY:
Ah, well, that appliance store and
me, we kinda had a little
adjustment -
FRED:
You got fired, didn't ya?
(CONTINUED)
11.
24 CONTINUED:
(2) 24BARNEY:
Fred, don't start on me again. I
donno, I'm just not a nine to
five guy. I got dreams, Fred.
Ideas -
FRED:
Yeah, I know, I know, those
crazy inventions of yours. Be
honest with me, Barn... tell me
really caught on.
BARNEY:
I invented fire.
FRED:
(pause)
You invented fire?
BARNEY:
I told you that, Fred. But the
coal conglomerate ripped me off.
The case is still in court, but
meanwhile I got lotsa other
ideas -
FRED:
Yeah, but did any one of them
ever put bread on the table? How
long are you and Betty gonna live
on those penny-ante royalties you
get?
Fred pulls his car hood off of its wooden hinges,
examines it with dismay.
FRED:
If you ask me, pal, you're just
blowing smoke up your own
volcano...
BARNEY:
Maybe, Fred. But first...
He uses the flamingo's jaws to snatch the car hood
from Fred's surprised grasp.
BARNEY:
Let me try some of that smoke on
your car.
CUT TO:
12.
25 INT. BARNEY'S GARAGE/WORKSHOP -DAY 25
We can still see Fred's car in the neighboring driveway.
(We can also see Dino, who drags the newspaper on a
bit more, then collapses from exhaustion).
Barney's garage is cluttered with all kinds of odds and
ends, plus various inventions and scale models in
different stages of completion. (Interestingly, a
number of these anticipate Leonardo da Vinci's work).
Many of the models are made of a strange celadon green
material.
Fred watches, skeptical, as Barney presses the car hood
into some soft clay between two big blocks of stone.
BARNEY:
(as he works)
--See, the first step, we make
a mold of the old car hood, smooth
out the dent in the clay -
He tosses the original car hood aside with a crash.
Then, moving rapidly, he starts heaving a variety of
ingredients into the reverse imprint of the car hood.
BARNEY:
--Add some lava granules... some
woca leaves... juice from two
coo-coo berries...
FRED:
(impressed)
Two coo-coo berries? You made of
money, Barney?
BARNEY:
Anything for a pal, Fred --a
lump of coal... bamboo sawdust...
eucalyptus sap... a touch of the
La Brea tarbrush --and --voila.
Barney dips a finger in this mess, "tastes" it;
satisfied, he yanks on a hanging rope and a giant rock
weight slams down on the whole mess, making Fred jump out
of his skin.
Fred is caked with dust. He coughs and spits.
FRED:
Barney, why don't you try inventing
a brain for yourself! Look at what
you did to -
(CONTINUED)
13.
26 CONTINUED:
26He stops as Barney cranks up the weight on a ratchet,
proudly lifts out a perfect (though greenish) duplicate
of the car hood. As Fred examines it, impressed despite
himself, we...
CUT TO:
27 BETTY'S CAR -TRAVELING 27
The two kids are in the back seat. Somehow both of the
kids' faces are messy again. Working together with
beautiful precision, they are carefully dismantling the
rear armrests and door handles.
BETTY:
(in mid-speech,
driving)
... Oh, it's not that I'm complaining,
Wilma. I mean, Barney's sweet, but...
well, he's just not cut out to punch
a clock. And he's such a dreamer,
you think he ever once picked up a
hammer and chisel and tried to
balance a checkbook?
They pull up in front of a pleasant-looking simple little
nursery school. MRS. GRANITE, a pleasant-looking 65, sees
them from the schoolyard, waves while Wilma and Betty unload
the kids.
BETTY:
No, Barney just keeps looking for
that coo-coo berry pie in the sky,
and I don't want to pop his balloon
mastodon ribs.
She wipes off Bam-Bam's mouth with a handkerchief. Wilma
does the same with Pebbles and then they kiss the kids,
who immediately run into the schoolyard.
MRS. GRANITE
(approaching)
Mrs. Rubble, Mrs. Flintstone, I
wanted to thank you personally.
BETTY:
You're welcome, Mrs. Granite. But
we wipe their mouths every day.
MRS. GRANITE
No, no, I mean for all your wonderful
support the past few years. It's
parents like you that make me think
twice about retiring.
(CONTINUED)
14.
27 CONTINUED:
27From the schoolyard comes the sudden sound of KIDS QUARRELING
and then a THUD and some CRYING.
MRS. GRANITE
On the other hand...
Wilma and Betty laugh.
WILMA:
We're really going to miss you,
too, Mrs. Granite.
MRS. GRANITE
Have you found another school for
the children?
BETTY:
WILMA:
Fortunately, we're both -Wilma
and Betty straighten... salute.
WILMA & BETTY
(they've done this
routine before)
--Professional shoppers!
As the three women laugh, we...
CUT TO:
28 EXT. BEDROCK STREET -TRAVELLING -DAY 28
Fred and Barney drive along. (Behind them, the same
houses and palms seem to be going by... duplex, palm...
split level, two palms... duplex, palm).
Barney grins, gestures towards the front of the car.
BARNEY:
Not bad, eh? After it cures for an
hour or so, it's solid as a rock.
FRED:
Okay, you fixed a dented hood. But
you call that a living? Face it,
pal, this is the Stone Age, and it's
a dino eat dino world. You want my
advice?
Did I ever?
BARNEY:
(CONTINUED)
15.
28 CONTINUED:
28FRED:
You stick with me today, cruise on
down to the quarry and fill out a
job application. I'm a big man
there, Barney -
BARNEY:
You're a big man anywhere, Fred -
FRED:
I'm serious, pal. Me and Mr. Slate
are just like this -
He takes his hand off the wheel to hold up two fingers...
ends up swerving instead.
FRED:
--just like that. I know, I know
--you're not a clock-punching guy
--but face it, Barney --it's time
to grow up and put your nose to the
grindstone, batten down the hatches
and join the ratasaurus race with
the rest of us.
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