The Flintstones Page #8
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 91 min
- 1,466 Views
Betty smiles, touched. Then reality intrudes again.
BETTY:
What do we tell the boys?
WILMA:
What's wrong with the truth?
(CONTINUED)
37.
75 CONTINUED:
(2) 75BETTY:
We put ourselves in debt so the
family we can't stand?
WILMA:
(pause)
Suddenly the door bursts open. Fred and Barney run in
with candy and flowers.
FRED AND BARNEY:
Surprise!
Pause.
BETTY:
Flowers?
WILMA:
Rock candy? That's nice, but...
why?
FRED:
Why? Oh, me and Barn, we suddenly
realized that we had a little spare
change.
WILMA:
(sotto)
Not anymore you don't...
BARNEY:
(presenting flowers)
Betty, these are for you. For
tough times, and well... for
making a little guy feel like he
was ten feet tall.
BETTY:
Aw, Barney... I... I don't deserve
these. I did something really
stupid today.
BARNEY:
Hey. Fred does something stupid
every day and I still love him.
Fred laughs good naturedly, grabs Barney in a headlock.
FRED:
Noogy, noogy, ha, ha --!
(CONTINUED)
38.
75 CONTINUED:
(3) 75WILMA:
(observing this)
Have you been drinking?
In reply, Fred whips a bottle of champagne into view.
FRED:
Ready when you are.
(noticing the label)
Hey, '1'... a good year.
This confuses the girls even more.
WILMA:
Fred, there's no easy way to say
this so -
She closes her eyes, swings the enrollment forms over on
the table so that Fred and Barney can read them.
Fred and Barney look at them, look at each other... and
yawn.
76 FAVORING WILMA AND BETTY 76
They can't believe this.
BETTY:
Boys... did you see... the dollar
signs there at the bottom?
WILMA:
The non-refundable dollar signs?
BARNEY:
Plenty more where that came from.
FRED:
We see your dollar signs, ladies...
and...
He tosses his stone contracts on top of the parchment
ones with a THUD.
FRED:
... we raise them.
Wilma and Betty look at each other, then at the contracts.
They blink, look again.
WILMA:
Betty... these... these look...
real -
(CONTINUED)
39.
76 CONTINUED:
76Fred opens the champagne, which foams all over them. The
girls squeal.
FRED:
You bet they're real, sweetheart.
They're as real as... as... well,
as real as -
(embracing the group)
--the best darn friends and
neighbors in the whole world.
Barney squeezes back.
BARNEY:
Yeah. And nothing's ever gonna
change that... right, Fred?
FRED:
(emotionally)
Right, pal o'mine.
As they laugh and the girls slowly absorb the truth,
we -
CUT TO:
77 EXT. WATER BUFFALO LODGE -NIGHT 77
A sign proclaims this as "GRAND BEDROCK LODGE --LOYAL
ORDER OF WATER BUFFALO." The parking lot outside is full
of vehicles. We hear the sound of a GAVEL BANGING...
HERDMASTER (V.O.)
Attention, fellow Water Buffaloes...
78 INT. WATER BUFFALO LODGE -NIGHT 78
The members are milling about the main room, schmoozing,
drinking, kibitzing. All wear the furry and horned
ceremonial Fez of the Buffalo.
One wall of the lodge displays a big version of the lodge
coat of arms (with the motto "Ackus Ackus Adackus" below);
a trophy case holds a mind boggling display of various
bowling trophies, balls and pins. At the lectern, the
HERDMASTER (a mustachioed, inspirational type) bangs
again for order.
HERDMASTER:
Brothers, your attention!
It quiets a bit. He clears his throat, raises his chin,
and gives a strange mournful bellow.
(CONTINUED)
40.
78 CONTINUED:
78HERDMASTER:
("ritual" type tone)
The herd is now called to the
prairie.
(holding fingers
above ears)
Antlers... up!
The entire Lodge dutifully imitates this gesture.
ENTIRE GROUP:
Ack-ack-a-dack!
HERDMASTER:
(banging gavel)
This meeting of the Water
Buffaloes is now in session.
Sergeant-at-Arms, have we got any
old business?
Barney stands, acknowledges his friends and Lodge
brothers.
BARNEY:
Indeed we do, Brother Herdmaster.
Tonight we are to hear speeches
from prospective candidates for
Lodge offices, such as good old
Fred and some other guys.
79 PILTDOWN 79
Seated across the room with Pyrite and other cronies, he
immediately leaps to his feet, paws the ground, and gives
an eerie moan even stranger than the Herdmaster's earlier
call to order.
HERDMASTER:
Brother Piltdown: You have given
the Cry of the Gelded Buffalo at
the Poisoned Water Hole. Do you
wish to file an objection?
PILTDOWN:
You bet I do. How come Flintstone
is 'good old Fred' and me and the
other candidates are just 'some
other guys'?
PYRITE:
Yeah, how come?
(CONTINUED)
41.
80 CONTINUED:
80BARNEY:
(rising)
My apologies, Brother Piltdown.
Allow me to rephrase. Tonight we
will hear speeches from a whole
bunch of good old guys...
(pause)
... plus the one and only Fred
Flintstone!
Cheers go up, which drown out Piltdown's renewed cry of
the poisoned water hole. Fred moves towards the podium
as the noise dies down.
Barney moves to the wall, where he pulls a rolled up
tapestry from a hiding place behind a plant. He tacks it
to the wall, yanks a string. It unrolls. It's a big
"VOTE FOR FRED FLINTSTONE" poster.
Barney turns, gives Fred a "thumbs up," and as he does,
Barney's hand brushes against a folded parchment in his
pocket. Barney pushes his way through the seats, catches
up to Fred and hands him the document. Fred takes it,
continues up to the podium. There, the Herdmaster hands
Fred the ceremonial hoof and antler, crossed over each
other like a Pharaoh's badges of office.
Fred does a Papal-like wave with these, sets them down,
and unrolls the crib notes Barney gave him.
FRED:
(reading, at first
wooden, then
confident)
Brother Buffaloes, honored
Apprentice Antlers, a great good
evening to you all. Ahem. As you
know, our organization has survived
difficult times that have seen the
extinction of such other lodges as
the Order of Whooping Cranes and
Brotherhood of Giant Sloths. But
we here have come through the croo
... the crux...
BARNEY:
(hissing)
--crucible -
(CONTINUED)
42.
81 CONTINUED:
81FRED:
(grateful)
--crucible with our fur fluffy
and our hooves unscathed. Now,
the future holds many promises and
many problems. As your next
Herdmaster, I would bring to you
the same determination, courage
and --if I may say so --bold
thinking that I have brought to
the workplace. Thank you, and
ack ack a-dack.
Applause follows Fred's return to the floor.
The only ones in their row not clapping, they scowl as
Fred passes them...
CUT TO:
83 INT. LODGE -RECREATION AREA -LATER 83
WIDEN as Barney propels a bowling ball (stone, of course)
rumbling down the alley, sending pins flying. The
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