The Flintstones Page #9
- PG
- Year:
- 1994
- 91 min
- 1,459 Views
It descends. It consists of a bent snout creature which
"cranks" down a shelf with several monkeys on it. The
monkeys grab the pins with their tails, straighten them
up. Then the shelf cranks back up.
Now it's Fred's turn. He trots up to the line, bowls...
another strike! More cheers, AD LIB complaints, etc.
The scorekeeper picks up hammer and chisel and fills out
the last frame.
LODGE MEMBER:
Congratulations, Fred.
FRED:
Hey, when you're hot you're hot...
boys, lemme buy a round of drinks
for everyone.
BARNEY:
Thanks, Fred, but here at the
lodge drinks are free.
(CONTINUED)
43.
85 CONTINUED:
85FRED:
But the principle is the same,
Barn. Don't forget that.
Fred leads the group over to the bar. Piltdown and
Pyrite come along with a shrug... why not, for a brew?
Fred reaches -
where he pulls out a hook-beaked little LIZARD -
Fred uses this creature to open several beers.
FRED:
(during this)
Here you go, boys, nice and
frosty...
"BOTTLE OPENER" CREATURE (LIZARD)
(aside)
Go ahead, laugh. If I had a good
orthodontist, my life woulda been
different...
Fred tosses the "Opener" aside -
The critter bounces into the shelf, slides... when it recovers,
it realizes that its overbite has been straightened
out by the impact. Very happy, it grabs a hat and coat,
exits.
FRED:
(raising drink)
Well, here's to...
He looks around, sees -
It's actually "dots" chipped into a stone. It shows the
young Fred, Barney and others gathered around soapbox
racers. A banner reads "Junior Buffalo Day."
44.
FRED:
Here's to the greatest bunch of
lifelong Buffaloes a guy could
dream of leading.
(an obvious prompt)
Anybody else got a toast...?
BARNEY:
'Here's to the Water Buffalo and
their next Herdmaster... Fred'!
FRED:
Aw, gee, Barn... you shouldn't say
that...
(winking)
... at least not till after next
week's election!
LODGE MEMBER:
Fred, what was all that stuff in
your speech about the workplace?
I thought the only decision you
made there was how many lunches to
eat -
Laughter. Fred accepts it good-naturedly, reaches into
his pocket.
FRED:
Well, Harry, it just so happens
that old Fred is moving up in the
world... Boys, you're looking at
Mr. Slate's new partner.
PILTDOWN:
You and Slate? Who are you
kidding, Flintstone? The only
partner you got is hanging over
your belt.
Pyrite laughs, a bit too much.
FRED:
Prepare to eat those words,
Piltdown.
PILTDOWN:
--If I don't, you will -
FRED:
(a tight smile)
Gentlemen, my card -
He passes them out, and the others take them, curious -
45.
92 INSERT -CARD 92
Of course it's a little stone tablet... but it does
indeed say "SLATE CONSTRUCTION --F. FLINTSTONE,
ASSISTANT JR. V.P. --PUBLIC RELATIONS."
LODGE MEMBERS:
(AD LIB, impressed)
Hey, way ta go, Fred... Whoa,
gonna switch from a hard hat to
a top hat, Freddy boy...?
PYRITE:
(examining the card)
Ah, it's probably a phony...
Saying this, he bites down on it... winces as a tooth
cracks.
94 BARNEY 94
tugs Fred's sleeve, pulls him close.
BARNEY:
Gee, Fred, how come I didn't get
any business cards?
FRED:
Barney, it's all part of the plan.
(to the others)
Yes, boys, you see, I went up to
my pal, Mister Slate and singlehandedly
made him an offer he
couldn't refuse -(
Barney reacts to the "single-handedly" --)
FRED:
--'Freddy boy,' he sez to me,
BARNEY:
Fred, we gotta talk turkey -FRED
That's right --just like that -Fred
--!
BARNEY:
Fred realizes Barney's got something on his mind.
FRED:
Ah, excuse us, boys...
46.
Fred pulls Barney into a quiet corridor. They stand near
a trophy case. There's some bowling trophies here with
a variety of names on them. (There's also trophies for
"pie-eating contests" and "beer drinking chug-offs";
these have only Fred's name on them.)
BARNEY:
Fred... what's this single-handed
stuff? I distinctly remember at
least four hands and two of them
were mine.
FRED:
(lowered voice)
Barney, we could tell everyone how
you invented this Fibrerock stuff,
how Slate and Lava found out about
it by accident and all, but what
would that be?
BARNEY:
The truth?
FRED:
This is big business, Barney. We
can't start telling the truth,
it'd create the wrong impression.
Think about all the really big
deals in history --back to the
beginning of recorded time.
Barney knits his brow in thought for maybe three seconds.
BARNEY:
Okay.
FRED:
What do they all have in common?
(as Barney is
stumped)
I'll tell you. A front man. A
guy who's out in the public eye
running the point, fighting the
crowds... and meanwhile... back
in the corner is the silent
partner.
BARNEY:
I never knew that.
FRED:
That's because the silent partner
is always silent.
(MORE)
(CONTINUED)
47.
95 CONTINUED:
95FRED (CONT'D)
But while you're busy being
silent -(
conspiratorially)
--all along you're the brains
behind the operation and I'm the
brains in front of the operation.
I'm out here running the guts of
the operation but you got a cut.
It looks like my mind, but you're
really behind.
BARNEY:
I get it. I got the brains, but
you just pretend to have them.
Attaboy!
FRED:
And a confident Fred shakes hands with an unsure "silent
partner"...
CUT TO:
96 EXT. FLINTSTONE/RUBBLE HOUSES -DAY 96
Barney comes out of his front door, heads toward the
neighboring driveway and Fred's car. Betty comes out,
calls to her husband.
BETTY:
Barney, wait a minute...
97 CLOSER 97
He stops, turns. Betty comes over and we see he's wearing
a sports jacket and an abysmally-tied tie. Betty
fixes the knot.
BETTY:
There. That looks more like a
captain of industry.
BARNEY:
Thanks, Betty. What would I do
without you?
BETTY:
Hmm. Probably run off to the
tropics with one of those
executive secretaries.
(CONTINUED)
48.
97 CONTINUED:
97BARNEY:
Come on, Betty, it's only my
first day. You have to have
seniority to run off...
She giggles, kisses him.
98 FRED 98
is at the car door, lunch pail in hand, when Wilma calls
out to him.
WILMA:
Fred! Wait a minute! There's
something wrong with your lunch -FRED
("weighing it")
Yeah... it does feel a little
light...
He returns to her, opens the pail, is surprised to find
it's empty. Before he can comment, she smilingly
presents him with a spanking new briefcase. "F.F" is
embossed on it in gold.
WILMA:
Fit for a king... my king.
FRED:
Aw, Wilma... lookit, it's got
buckles, a strap, a lock -He
opens it. Inside is a huge drumstick and some ribs.
FRED:
--Baby, you're the greatest.
WILMA:
(kissing him)
Good luck.
(pause)
Watch out for those... you know...
hostile takeovers.
FRED:
I'm already taken.
He moves to the car.
FRED:
Ah, Mister Rubble, I presume?
Of the Fibrerock Rubbles?
(CONTINUED)
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