The Fourth Dimension Page #2

talking to them.

A lot of times, the biggest

things in life

are unexpected, right?

Just seem to be random.

And just like talking to you two

tonight, like, we had that

experience.

It just like nothing

else in the world.

It's like the most important

thing, suddenly.

So I'm really happy

about that.

And that's something the Lotus

Community Center has given me.

It's like a real gift.

Oh yeah, there was something

that happened that I could

share with you.

It's really about the

fourth dimension.

When I close my eyes, I can

see a kind of world like

cotton candy, almost.

It's just light and fluffy.

And there's no more past, no

more future, no more convicts,

no more out of work,

no more bad times.

And I see it like a unity where

laughter heals, and

we're all a real family.

Not a fake family, not

a fake religion

family, but a real family.

And it's cotton candy-like.

I see that cotton candy

all over the world.

That's cool.

Let's

get out of here.

Adios.

Adios.

I went

to a bad school.

I went to a bad school.

There were no books.

Everyone got straight F's.

Everyone got straight F's.

Everyone got straight F's.

Everyone got straight F's.

Everyone got straight F's.

The cafeteria food

was basically poison.

Some of these teachers had metal

plates in their heads.

And one teacher coughed

up a lung.

But I realized I could

change the world.

And if I could, I would.

And I would make everything

the opposite of my school

experience, and I have.

Wow,

that is beautiful.

You're beautiful.

You're

getting so

much better at that.

Sounds so nice.

Thank you.

And you're perfect like

the fireflies.

Did you see one tonight?

No.

Oh, it

was so great.

Light up the world.

How many of you

have won the lottery?

No one, because lottery

is code for moron.

Moron!

If you are a person

that's addicted to the

lottery, then I want you to cut

off one of your fingers

with a steak knife.

I want you to put it

in a glass jar.

I want you to put in a glass jar

and put it in your child's

bed at night next

to their head.

And when your kid

asks, why am I sleeping under

a severed finger?

You should say, it's a reminder

of my great idiocy.

The lottery is a scam.

How many of you

hate job interviews?

How many of you hate

job interviews?

Yeah, job interviews suck.

Stare at the person next to

you in a job interviewer.

Stare at him!

Stare at him!

When you go to a job interview,

wear loose pants.

Wear loose pants.

Do not wear velvet when you

go to a job interview.

Velvet killed Elvis.

Velvet killed him!

Velvet

killed Elvis.

How many of you like safe sex?

Safe sex can also be unusual

and glamorous and perfect.

But velvet killed Elvis.

Velvet killed Elvis.

Sometimes it's

all so beautiful.

I don't know what to

do with myself.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, Val,

I know what you mean.

Who loves

hardcore?

Suck it up, drain it down,

squeeze it out, push it until

it floats out.

Love is hardcore.

Love is hardcore.

Love is hardcore.

Love is hardcore.

CROWD CHANTING "LOVE

IS HARD CORE"]

I'm a drill sergeant

to your heart.

I'm a drill sergeant

to your heart.

The oil is gold, and

it's cotton candy.

I have children.

Do you have children?

I had my first child born

in the hospital.

I had a great doctor.

He was from Syria.

He'd been an army general.

When he was

delivering the baby, he looked

at, and he winked.

He whispered in my ear,

this is easy as pie.

Just have to deliver a baby

with the right tools.

When I had my second child with

my ex-wife, I bought a

swimming pool.

I was determined to have

the baby myself,

born in my back yard.

When the baby shot out, I

realized I needed to cut the

umbilical cord.

I looked around.

I noticed I didn't have anything

to cut it with.

That's when my wife screamed

to me, "get the hedge

clippers, the garden shears we

used to go cut flowers with.

I cut the umbilical cord,

and it worked perfectly.

That's when I remembered that

the doctor told me anyone can

deliver a baby if you've

got the right tools.

Now, we're are all babies.

We're not convicts

and outcasts.

We're newborns.

We're babies.

It's time for you to find

the right tools.

You fly away now.

You scrape off the afterbirth

and kick it

into the fourth dimension!

What is the fourth

dimension, you ask?

It is simply Heaven on Earth.

It is security.

It is the land of the

more worries.

It is enlightenment.

It's the beautiful

balance of light.

It comes in circles and waves.

Smells like chocolate.

It floats through machine gun

fire and volcanic ash.

It's invincible and

utterly whole.

If you listen to

what I say, then you will have

each entered the fourth

dimension.

You'll know the great secrets.

Breathe it in.

Everybody got their

eyes closed.

Here we go.

Let's get into the

fourth dimension.

It's light and fluffy.

Breathe it in now.

You're no longer unemployed,

you kings and queens of the

fourth dimension.

I depend on you.

You depend on me.

The next generation of thinkers

and innovators, great

minds of the hidden generations,

the do-gooders,

pleasure providers, the Hell

destroyers who are going to

find cures for every

awful disease.

You're going to reveal

perfection on Earth.

Breathe it in.

Smell the healing.

Nice.

Cotton candy.

Cotton candy all

over the world.

Now go out and get

stuck in it.

Chill out.

Don't worry, I'm

sure you'll survive.

Shoot.

Damn,

you're good.

You!

You, you, you, you, you,

you, you, you, you!

Question.

How can I

be more like you, Val?

How can I be more

like you, Val?

There are no

impossibilities, but I can't

help you with that.

Let's dance.

Let's dance.

Let's dance.

Oh, now we're the same person.

We're the same person.

Yes, yes!

Thank you, Val!

Thank you.

Yes.

My wife and my

two kids and I don't have a

place to stay.

I live in my van.

You live in a van?

Yeah.

But at least

you've got a van.

Woo!

I don't

have a van.

I don't have a van.

I've got a bicycle.

I don't have a van.

I don't have a van.

Has it got tires?

Yes.

You're blessed.

How do I

find a girlfriend, Val?

Are you

kidding me?

I can't

find a girlfriend.

You stand outside.

You'll find one.

Not now.

Not now, madcap.

Woo, thank you very much!

You're beautiful!

Woo!

Woo!

Welcome to the

Lotus Community Center.

Welcome to the Lotus

Community Center.

Welcome to the Lotus

Community Center.

Welcome to Lotus Community

Center.

Velvet

killed Elvis.

But mentally, raise your

hand if you're a fatty.

I'll take a vibe jack.

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