The Gamers Page #2
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- 2002
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I am imprisoned
in the south.
She wishes us to free her.
Dude, you're still asleep.
Me too?
Yeah.
Free you? Where are you mysterious lady?
Who holds you prisoner?
The Shadow.
The Shadow?
The Shadow?
The Shadow.
Fear not, noble lady.
We shall free you.
By morning you will again
sup the sweet air of freedom.
Sup the sweet air of freedom?
Shut up!
You guys are all asleep!
Not you Rogar.
Oh... sorry.
To the south,
come to the south...
ruins of the ancient castle...
Free me. Please.
To the south.
You journey southwarn(?)
for several days.
You brave dark forests,
cross vast plains.
Day after day, the four
of you push farther south.
Uh, the five of us.
Right.
After a week's journey you come
to a river that blocks your path.
Dude.
What.
Aren't you forgetting something?
Like what?
Like your character's paralyzing
fear of water, perhaps?
Oh, yeah,
that's right.
There's no bridge or boat,
but it is shallow enough to wade across.
I'm not going near any water.
Well, we'll have to knock him out.
What?
I punch in the head.
Roll em.
Ambrose takes 2 damage,
but he's not out.
Here, let me try.
I'm a better fighter.
Let's see, where's my good die.
Uh, here it is. Come on 20.
Am I unconscious yet?
No but you took
another 4 damage.
Here let me.
Here's my good die.
Roll well
Alright. I'll show you guys how to do this.
Carefull!
Well. Ambrose is very unconseious.
That's 19 damage.
19?
I'm dead!
You killed me!
Oops. Does anyone
have healing magic?
He did.
I'm sorry?
Way to f***ing
kill me, dude!
Well, just roll up another character.
He can jump in later.
19 damage.
After you cross the river...
Wait, wait! Cross the river.
Shouldn't we, like, bury him?
You know, like give
him a proper funeral?
I agree.
Thanks guys!
Yeah, dude, we get, like,
when we bury a party member,
That'd be like 90 points!
Boo yah!
And that'll totally make up
for that orphanage we burned down.
Alas, poor Ambrose,
we hardly knew thee.
Dibs on the knife.
I get the bag.
The staff is mine.
After burying Ambrose, you
make it safely across the river.
You continue your voyage
Everything goes smoothly until...
Uh, wait a minute
An ambush?
I'm an elf. I shouldn't
have missed the ambush.
So, you were taken
by surprise.
Why didn't I get
a surprise roll?
I rolled for you.
You failed.
Still I have the detect ambush
skill. Dude, I wanna roll.
Dude, you were surprised!
No, with detect ambush I get an
automatic roll, even in a surprise situation!
Yes, but to get that check you have
to say that you're looking for an ambush!
You don't always expect an ambush.
How do you ever sleep?
Well, that's beside the point...
ambush in an unfamiliar forest.
Dude, I want my check.
No, you weren't expecting the
ambush when you entred the forest.
therefore, I rule that you
were taken by surprise.
May I continue now?
Yeah.
Unbelivable
19 fricking points.
Maek way for
the Bandit King!
All hail the Bandit King!
Hail! Hail! Hail!
Good day gentlemen.
I am the Bandit King.
This road...
Would you let me
finish his speech first?
Why should I? He's going
to try to kill us.
You don't know that.
Besides, you're still surprised.
Surprise doesn't wear off for 3
rounds and you don't get to attack.
Whatever.
Hey, isn't Mark
supposed to be here?
Uh yeah...
... he's over there.
This road belongs to me
and there's a toll.
See, the Bandit King is
in the employ of...
...The Shadow.
The Shadow?
The Shadow?
The Shadow.
Should you choose to pass peacefully, the
toll is merely all your woridly possessions.
You are seriously pissing me off.
What? Three roads is 15 seconds.
I counted them off.
After 3 rounds, I'm no longer
surprised, so I get the attack.
Yeah right. Ok, well, you
Dude, it's in the rules.
Here, 15 seconds, uh...
No, We spent most
of that arguing.
You can't attack
until I say so.
Now stop killing him
and let him finish talking.
It's in the rules.
Should you choose to pass peacefully the toll,
is merely all your worldly possessions.
Should you choose to fight?
The toll is you lives.
It's your choice, but I warn
you not to underestimate...
That's it!
Well, the bandits
have a +4 morale.
They also have a +2 terrain
bonus from the forest,
and the ambush.
So, set your to-hit
rolls at a +6.
Do I get the bonus from
the Sword of Ogre Decapitation?
No, actually, that
only works on Ogres.
That's why it's called the
Sword of Ogre Decapitation.
Nice try.
Now begins the killing
followed by a light salad.
Charge!
You're fired!
Alright, so whose initiative is it?
I think it's mine.
Hey guys, am I to late to join?
Mark!
Dude, I'm so glad
you're here.
Thank goodness. We're
getting out asses kicked.
We're in a battle?
Hell yeah!
Am I there?
Yeah.
Where am I?
Right here.
Can I go into
a Berserker Rage?
I go into a
Berserker Rage!
Blood, Death,
and Vengance!
Beautifelly cut, sir Mark
My blades were
thirsty today.
Is the Bandit King
amonh the dead?
No, in fact he's running
away down the path.
Stop him!
Oh. How far
away is he?
About 100 yards.
That's extreme range
even for an elf.
Um, how much
cover does he have?
The forest is a little thicker
around here. It's about 9/10ths.
Don't forget the
-2 wound penalty.
What's your to-hit?
I can only hit
on a 20.
I take the shot.
Booyah!
Masterful shot,
friend elf..
He hadn't the
chance to escape.
Three cheers for the archer!
Hup hup! Hazah! Hup hup! Hazah! Hup hup!
Shut Up!
God damn it! I'm trying to study here!
It's not like I'm asking much!
If you guys don't knock if off,
I'm going to call the f***ing RD.
God, how many times do I have to put
up with that? I cannot believe this! It's sick bullshit!
Maybe we should keep it down.
Prob...probably.
And on that note.
I gotta go.
What? but you just got in the deer!
Why the hell do you have to go?
I promised Molly that I'd take
her out to coffee. You know.
I'll have to take over your character you know.
Yeah I know.
Have fun storming the castle.
Can you belive this?
He's missed the last 3 sessions.
We should kill his character.
Yeah, yeah, kill him. That'll teach
him to interact with females.
Can you belive he would actually rather go
out with a beautiful, intelligent young woman,
than hang out in this ass-smelling
basement with his best friends,
on a Friday night playing adventure
games and having belching contests?
And all for the off
chance he'll score too!
Can you imagine that?
So...we're in
the forest, right?
Uh yeah. the forest.
You follow Brigands Road for a few
hours until the forest swallows the path
and you are again in the wilderness.
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