The Gnome-Mobile Page #4
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- 1967
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No Yours, you rock-headed
little mule, and Jasper's
Now, we're doing everything
we can to help you
And I told you I don't want nothing'
to do with no help from you
Grandpa, please, just try to hear
Mr. Mulroney out Try to trust him
I rather trust a predatory vulture
with a hungry eye
and an empty belly
All right, Knobby, I've had it
I've tried everything
even humbled myself in the hope
that you'd see the light
And hope is all you've got left, you
stubborn old donkey This is the end
Tomorrow morning, first light of day,
we're going back to the Redwoods
And we're going to drop you off
and be free of you
And from that moment on, as far as
I'm concerned, you never even existed
And that goes for me too
[Elizabeth]
But, Grandfather...
Now, I'm going to get the car serviced, and
I don't want to waste a minute tomorrow
- Can I come with you?
- Yes, come on
Without a doubt, the most
exasperating, ornery gnome I ever met
Then do we go right on
to Seattle, Grandfather?
And the yacht
And the sooner the better, son
- Where's the nearest service station?
- Turn right
two blocks, at the corner
of Elm and Grange
Thank you
[Man On TV]
Here in nature's kingdom
dwell the regal giants
of the forest
the great sequoias,
monarchs of all they survey
Pictures, Grandpa,
from right out in the air
Well, take a look
It'll make you feel better
I am not going to feel better
till I get out of here
Older than written history itself,
they tower above their surroundings
Look It's the Redwoods
Yet, in man's scheme of things,
these great trees have practical use
as well as aesthetic value
Well, what do you know?
My Redwoods
From these forests,
selected trees are taken
And when the lumberjack's cry
of "timber" echoes through the woods...
[Grandpa Yelling]
blackguard doo-deens!
- [Grandpa Yelling]
- Timber! And another giant comes down
- Settle down, Grandpa
- [Click]
Shh Now, calm yourself
[Ringing]
Hello Yes
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you,
miss, but there's been an accident
A bad accident
Oh, no Not grandfather
I'm afraid so It's your
grandfather's Rolls-Royce
Is he hurt?
- Well, he can't talk to you right now
- But where is he?
- Where did it happen?
- At the corner of Elm and Grange
And he wants you
to come right away
I'll be right there
- They don't make 'em like this anymore
- You're right there, sir
These new jobs are all right
on the highway
but you take a car like this,
it's built to go places
Yes, sir That'll be 620, sir
Out of 10
Keep the change It's nice to talk
to a man who appreciates cars
- Yes, sir Thank you, sir
- [Tires Screech]
- Grandfather, you're all right!
- Of course we're all right
They said there'd been an accident,
that you and Rodney were hurt
- Who told you?
- Someone on the telephone
In the car, quickly
Watch out, sir!
Yeah All right
Thank you
Only what I expected
Nobody in the hotel saw anything
Why don't you call the police?
No, not the police Tell the police,
and the papers would be full of it
That's just what we promised
Knobby wouldn't happen
This is a job
for my own security staff
I can trust my own team,
and that's just what we need now
Operator, would you get me
person-to-person San Francisco,
Mr. Ralph Yarby?
- How am I doing, Doc?
- Sound as a dollar
- [Woman] Mulroney Medical
- I only hope D.J. checks out as well
- If I can ever get him up here
- Oh, yes He's here
Mr. Yarby, it's for you
D.J.'s on the line
D.J.?
D.J., where are you? We've been
trying to reach you for...
Ralph, they're gone Missing
- Gone? Not...
- That's right
- Kidnapped
- Well, have you notified the police yet?
Ralph-boy, they're the last ones
in the world I want to call now
Good thinking, D.J.
The press get a hold of this
and the kidnappers get scared
and the children have had it
Who said anything about children?
Now, listen, Ralph
this is going to be hard for someone like you
to accept, but you've got to believe me
- Do you understand?
- Well, I always understand, D.J.
Well, it's the gnomes
who have been kidnapped
The gnomes
Uh, D.J., something seems to have
gone wrong with the phone
Would you mind
repeating that last?
Can you hear me now?
You're coming through clear now
I said a pair of gnomes
Little people
Now, there's not
a minute to lose
I want you to put our security people
on this right away And I mean right now!
Security
And remember, nobody's to know about
this besides our own people
or there's no telling
what might happen
You couldn't be more right, D.J.
Cedar Creek Lodge
Right I'll fly up there
and meet you there tonight
All right Good-bye
Get me security
This isn't a case for security
What D.J. needs now
is a psychiatrist
- You think he's lost his marbles?
- I'll get in touch with Conrad Ramsey
He's got a place not far from there
An old estate he's turned
into a private sanitarium
D.J. will never sit still
for a psychiatrist
Suppose he thinks he's meeting
a private detective?
An expert with a great organization
for handling cases such as this
Well, yes
[Barking]
I still wish you'd brought a couple
of our own security men along
Our men are good, D.J.
but as you just said, this is a special
case, and it needs a special man
But this Ramsey guy, has he handled
cases like this before?
One after another
Good evening, gentlemen
Welcome to Five Oaks
Thanks
Quite a place you've got here
You know, this Ramsey
must do all right
This layout makes Brinks and Pinkerton
look like a couple of pikers
In all honesty, D.J., you can't even
put them in the same category
Now, don't say
it can't be done
Yarby tells me that you often work
on cases like mine
- Oh, yes, Mr. Mulroney All the time
- Locating lost gnomes?
Well, gnomes, no
But we have uncovered
some strange things in our time
- Very well, then
- Now, getting back to the little men
You say you first saw them
in the Redwoods?
That's right We took them
as far as Cedar Creek with us
And that's where
they were kidnapped
- Where they disappeared, you mean
- I said they were kidnapped
- and I mean kidnapped!
- Yes, yes, yes
Now, during the trip, did anybody else see
them besides you and your grandchildren?
Someone else had to see them, of course,
or how would they have gotten kidnapped?
Well, that's a good question
Yes, and that's one that you have
to find the answer to
Everything
you've said thus far
leads me to believe
that you did see gnomes
Of course I saw them!
What do you think I'm doing here?
But not with these eyes
With those up here
That is where all the little people,
the gnomes, the gremlins
or whatever you like
to call them live
[Buzzing]
Ralph, this guy thinks I'm nuts
- Now, D.J., just calm...
- I say he thinks I'm nuts!
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