The Gnome-Mobile Page #6
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- 1967
- 84 min
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About two dirt roads back
- Thanks
- That's 72 cents
Here's 74
Keep the change
Last of the big spenders
[Clattering]
[Knobby] Oh, why'd I ever
leave my Redwoods?
This is all my fault, Jasper
[Jasper] Grandpa, I'll get you
out of here, I promise
If I'd had sense enough to stay where
I belonged, we'd never be in this mess
- It's no use, Jasper
- Now, Grandpa, we'll get out of here
but we got to do it
before he gets back
I'm only a burden to you
- I'm too old
- No, Grandpa
Ending up cooped up like this...
Oh!
Come on, Grandpa
[Groaning]
Oh, my poor legs
I can't even climb out of here,
let alone escape
You leave that to me
Maybe if you go
with that Quaxton fella...
be in his show like he said...
you'd make out
Never
- I would spit on a doo-deen
like that Quaxton - [Yells]
Well, maybe so
[Coughs]
Do as you like
Me, I'm wanting to fade away
and call it quits
Oh, that's enough of
that kind of talk, Grandpa
Come on
We're getting out of here
Supposing' we do escape?
What good's it going to do us?
We're the last of the gnomes,
you and me
This is the...
it's the end of the line
Grandpa, look There's a beautiful
forest down the road a piece
Now, you'll feel more yourself
- When we get you back where you
belong now... - [Car Approaching]
Quick! That's him!
I keep telling you, boy,
I'm too old
[Grunts] Here we are, gents...
gnome burgers
Hey, you sneaky little weasel!
Come back here!
Keep going, Grandpa! Keep going!
I'll catch up with you later!
Oh, no, you won't
Oh, no, you don't!
Oh, now, look, little fella
You and me have
Great things!
Oh, you have no idea
[Laughs]
I got idea enough
Oh, now, don't be like that
[Chuckles]
Well, well, aren't you
the lively little fellow though, huh?
Which is more than can be said
for your old grandpa
Oh, but never mind him
Don't you see? We don't have to
cut him in on this
It's just you and me
and $ 1 million
One whole cool million dollars
- waiting for us to come and pick it up
- Uh-uh
Stand back, Quaxton
I'm warning you
Come one step closer
and I'll shoot
Oh, come on now, little fella
I'm not trying to hurt you
Besides, the gun
isn't even loaded
[Hammer Clicks]
See? What did I tell you?
Now, you should, uh, should
learn to listen to me
- once in a while
- [Hammer Clicks]
Now, you shouldn't
have done that, little friend
You just might have hurt me
Fact is,
All right, Quaxton,
care to try again?
[Grunts]
Ow!
I've got you
Now, my little fish...
Ah!
[Snickering]
Oh, back you come
Ooh!
[Chuckling, Giggling]
[Quaxton] I'm warning you
Don't make me mad
When I get mad, I get dangerous,
and I'll wring your neck if I have to
Now remember, young fella
I can make just as much money
with a stuffed gnome
So from now on, I think you better
play it my way, huh?
I mean it This is your last chance
I'm through being nice, kid
Now, you hold still
or I'll break you in pieces
Jasper!
Are you all right?
Yeah, but Grandpa's gone and I'm...
He's wanting to fade away
- You skunk!
- Now, now, now, take it...
- You low-down, unmitigated scoundrel!
- Mr. Mulroney
- let's watch our language in front of
the children - You unscrupulous doo-deen!
Now, now, now, now, please! Watch it
I wasn't trying to hurt him
Honest I wasn't I was only trying
to make a little deal
Wait just a minute!
He's my gnome
You said you wanted
nothing more to do with him
- Where's Knobby?
- There's a forest down the road
I said I'd meet him there
Now, look, Mr. Mulroney
You're a businessman
I have a proposition to make
to you on a good thing
Listen, you're missing a...
You're missing a bet!
There's a fortune in it
for all of us!
Mulroney!
[Moaning]
[Sobbing]
Have you seen anything of an old gaffer
and a couple of kids
- in a Rolls-Royce?
- Rolls-Royce? Like that one?
Yes, like that one
Hey, that's it!
What are we waiting for?
After 'em!
- [Tires Screeching]
- Hey!
[Clanking]
- [Clanking]
- Oh, no! [Groans]
[Mumbling]
- [Clanking Continues]
- [Moaning]
[Moaning]
Grandpa, there's
somebody tailing us
Anybody we know?
- It's Mr. Yarby
- Mr. Yarby? Well, well, well
[Tires Squealing]
Keep out of sight, Jasper
All right, Mr. Mulroney
But why, Grandfather?
Why not stop and let them see him?
That would prove
you weren't crazy
Not on your life, honey
It'll be a cold day in the tropics
when D.J. Mulroney
does anything just to prove to Ralph
Yarby that he's got all his marbles
Faster, man, faster
Yes, Mr. Yarby
- They're gaining on us!
- Oh, no!
They won't for long
Let's see how well they keep up
when the going gets rough
[Tires Squealing]
[Tires Squealing]
Jasper, I thought I told you
to keep out of sight
I'm trying to, Mr. Mulroney
[Groaning]
- Look where you're going, man!
- I can't see the road for the trees!
Don't stop, stupid
Get going! Get going!
Get that hood closed
We can't see where we're going
I know, Mr. Yarby, but how?
Give her the gas!
Full speed ahead!
I said ahead!
Put on the brakes!
Maybe you'd care to try
They're with us again
Well, let's see
how they are on cornering
Hold tight, everybody!
Whee! I take it all back,
Grandfather
This is some car!
[Yelling]
Just some fenders
Nothing to worry about
[Nervous Laugh]
Turn! Turn! Turn!
Mr. Yarby, would you
care to drive?
Aah!
What did we lose now?
Only the rear wheels
Look out, Ralph!
[Crashing]
They don't make 'em
like they used to, huh, Ralph?
Grandpa!
- Grandpa!
- [D. J] Knobby!
- [Children] Knobby!
- Yoo-hoo!
- Knobby!
- Where are you? Knobby!
- Where are you?
- Knobby!
Grandpa!
Grandpa, show yourself!
- Knobby!
- Grandpa!
You don't think
he's faded away?
Oh, no! Knobby!
- Knobby!
- Where are you?
- [Knobby] Yahoo! Yahoo!
- Shh!
- I think I hear something
- Yahoo!
Yippee!
Yahoo! Yahoo! Yippee!
- Grandpa, what's happened? What's got
into you? - Mulroney, you were right
- We arent the only gnomes in the world
- Yippee!
- Rufus?
- Yes?
Come on out and meet
my doo-deen friends
Oh, yes, well, any friend of Knobby's
is a friend of ours
- Hello, doo-deens Welcome
- Well, thank you
- It's nice to be here
- Hi
And is this the young one who would
like to meet some other gnomes?
Yes, sir I-I sure would
[Chuckling]
Well, all right
My boy, if you were afraid that you
were the last of the gnomes, take heart
[Laughs] There's lots of us...
and here's the proof
You needn't ever
be lonesome again
Something ailing' you, boy?
Arent you glad to find more gnomes?
Well, yeah, Grandpa
only, uh, uh...
Well, what about the, uh, uh...
- Well, you know what I mean
- All right, out with it!
- What do you mean?
- Knobby...
I think what the boy's trying to say is,
"Are there any girl gnomes?"
[Laughs] Well, of course
How stupid of me
Rufus here has more girl gnomes than
he knows what to do with Right, Rufus?
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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