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Oh, you know I have

My goodness Have I got girls!

I've got big girls... you know,

I really mean big ones

And little girls You want a little one?

I've got medium-sized ones

Have I got girls

I've got some that...

I'll show you Girls?

Girls!

Come on out, girls!

The eligible gnome is here

[Shouting, Giggling]

Stop this! Hold it!

Now, don't lose your heads, girls

Back there Back there

Go Line up Line up, now

[Chattering]

Girls are so silly

- Don't you think so?

- No

Which one do you like,

Grandfather?

- Well, now, it's kind of hard to say

- I like them all

Well, don't stand there

like a stump, boy

You come looking for a bride

Get going

Go on, go on

This is no time to be bashful

[Knobby]

Go ahead, boy! Go ahead!

That one's Poppy

And the next, that's Petunia

Named after a flower, you know

That's Heather,

and that one is Morning Glory

That's a lovely name

[Chuckles]

Oh, Jasper, that's Snapdragon

By the way, she's my niece, Jasper

She's the one I think he'll like,

you know, my niece

[Laughing] Yeah, she's the one

I think you'll like

Oh, that next one...

that's Buttercup

That's Daisy Daisy

That's a pretty name

Isn't it? He must be getting old

And-And Thistle Down

And that's Primrose

And there's Dewdrop

[Laughs] Dewdrop

How pretty, that... Azalea

And that's Pearblossom

"Pearblossom" That's two words

made into one, you know

And last but not least,

poor Violet there

A bit bashful, I'm afraid

Uh, hi

Well, come on, boy If that's the one,

go ahead and take her

[Rufus]

Oh, no, you don't

And why not?

He's picked the one he wants

The one he wants?

Oh, my goodness

It's not the male

that picks his mate

It's the "she-male"

that picks the date

It'll all end out all right

It's the oldest law in nature

- I never heard such nonsense

- What are you talking about, Knobby?

You know that whenever we have

a bumper crop of females

we like to give every maiden a chance

You mean he's stuck

with whoever picks him?

Now you're getting it

Prepare the eligible gnome!

[Chattering, Laughing]

[Laughing]

What are they doing to Jasper?

Oh, just a little complication

You know, I thought of it myself

- It makes for a little more fun

- "Fun"?

[Chattering]

[D. J Laughs]

- A greased gnome

- A what?

It's like a greased pig chase

back in Ireland

The one who catches him

gets to keep him

It's not very romantic, is it?

Form your circle!

All right, girls, you all know

the rules

You've got to hang on to your gnome

for a count of seven

Is that clear?

On your mark

Get set

- Go!

- [Horn Blares]

[Clamoring]

Aw, keep quiet!

Run for it, Jasper!

Head for the tall timber!

[Chattering, Laughing]

[Knobby] Watch it, boy!

They're tricky!

For a man to win this game, he's got

to have eyes in the back of his head

- Ow! -

Oh! - Oh!

What's happening?

Where's Jasper?

He's escaped Hey, look!

Psst! Violet! Catch me!

Good girl, Snapdragon!

How'd you like

that snappy catch, Knobby?

[Shouting, Chattering]

- Whoops!

- [Both Laughing]

Get in there, Violet!

It's anybody's gnome!

Catch me

Now's your chance

Well, hurry up

Grab me before it's too late

- Now, girl, now!

- Go on! Go ahead!

- [Chattering, Shouting]

- [Knobby] Grab him!

Oh, no! Did you ever see

such a backward female?

[Girls Clamoring]

Atta girl!

Reminds me of the time

I was chasing this greased pig...

Plumb disgusting! There isnt

going to be much left of the boy

when whoever

gets him, gets him

[Whistles]

Dodge 'em, son!

Dodge em!

Look below you, boy!

Below you!

Come on, Violet!

Get in there! Get in there!

Jasper!

- She's got him!

- Hold on! Oh, hold on!

How do you like that, you old coot?

Hang on, Violet

You've got your gnome

- Start counting

- One

two

- three...

- Faster!

Stop interrupting me

You know I always get flustered

when I get, uh, stuttered...

when I get stuttered...

I mean, I get...

Look what you've...

F- F-F-Four

f- f-five

s... What comes after five?

- Six!

- Oh

- S-S-Six...

- Seven!

Oh!

- Oh, no

- There he is

Violet!

[Knobby]

She got him!

- Who's got him?

- Well, start counting

One, two

three

four

five, six

seven!

It's Violet!

It's Violet!

- It's Violet!

- It's Violet

Violet is the official winner

By the power and authority

vested in me by

the Gnomish Council of Elders

I now pronounce you

gnome and wife

Well, go ahead, boy

Kiss her Kiss her

Do I have to do

everything for you?

[Murmuring, Laughing]

Folks Folks!

May I have your attention, please?

To honor this memorable occasion

sort of as a wedding present

I am deeding to the gnomes

50,000 acres of virgin Redwoods

[Murmuring]

To be yours for eternity...

and even longer

Any and all

young married couples

who want to come along

and start a new colony...

there's a gnome-mobile

leaving immediately

Three cheers

for D.J. Mulroney!

- Hip, hip...

- [Together] Hooray!

- Hip, hip...

- Hooray!

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The gnome-mobile (music)

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(music)In years to come

I can guarantee

(music) A dozen grandchildren

at your knee (music)

(music) And everyone of em

proud to claim (music)

(music) Mulroney is

me middle name (music)

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