The God of Cookery Page #6

What are you looking at?

Out!

Why?

Being "God of Cookery",

one must have concentration.

All of you keep standing here

when I merely move, sh*t!

You make me disappointed, out!

If you keep faulting them out,

there'll be no one left.

I know it!

Since the beginning of the match,

I've found two guys keeping calm,

They are the only

two qualified participants.

Why did you kill people?

You taught me that.

As I like it.

Please reform and believe in Buddha.

Well, I'm making the dish

"Buddha Jumping Wall".

What a coincidence! I'm making

"Buddha Jumping Wall" too.

Don't think...

you'll be a sure win by

dressing in ancient costume.

I can do that too! Want to become

"God of Cookery"? Till after you die.

Super-style cutting!

Supreme-style chopping!

Good Chopping!

So fast!

Eighteen-style frying!

Dog-beating sauting!

Good frying!

Objection! He is copying me!

Did he?

He does exactly what I'm doing!

Does he?

Look! You see now?

But this is a competition.

It's like racing and swimming,

everyone is doing the same thing.

There's nothing to object.

Overruled!

Thanks!

Bastard!

See you how to receive this chopper?

Uncle...

Nothing serious...

it's only the back of the chopper...

The back of the chopper?

Right.

You've really visited

Chinese Cookery Academy?

Stop pretending.

The Chinese Cookery Academy is

the kitchen of Shaolin Monastery.

You're also a dropout

of Shaolin Monastery!

Impossible!

I have studied for ten years,

but you have studied for only

one month, you can't be so smart!

It's depended on talent.

Eighteen Brassmen of Shaolin Monastery!

Damned fool!

OK, the small "Ten".

One "Ten", right? Pass.

Pass? I know you will pass me.

- "Queen"

- "Queen"?

Man, when can I leave this place?

"Two", only after the Dean

says it's okay.

When will Dean say that, Man?

Look...

That old bag enraged Dean

when he was 13,

and he's been detained here until now.

What does that mean?

You pass "Five of a Kind"?

Pass.

What does that mean?

You lost double this time.

Unreasonable.

Eighteen Brassmen of Shaolin Monastery!

Besides I learnt cooking skills

in the kitchen of Shaolin Monastery,

I also learnt supreme Kung Fu

from the eighteen Brassmen.

These eighteen Brassmen are really great.

I don't believe that!

Good "Flying Skills"!

The secret of "Flying Skills"

it can make a man as heavy as a seal...

fly up high in the sky,

and make ghosts cry.

Good folding chair!

The secret of "Folding Chair"

it's hidden in common household.

We can sit on them

and also turn them into weapons.

Even the police can't

charge you for them.

It's ranked top in the seven weapons.

Just beat two more strokes,

only 3 minutes left, watch out for time.

Don't shout!

It's bad!

It's bad? How bad?

We do not allow

"Buddha Jumping Wall" to explode.

You should have been disqualified.

...but I consider that

you are quite creative.

Two minutes left, make another one.

Only two minutes,

you can only make sasumi,

give up man!

Good "Internal Skills"!

He uses "Internal Skills"

to raise the temperature.

So the "Buddha Jumping Wall",

which originally takes 49 hours to cook,

...can now be made in 2 minutes.

May I ask what is the most tasty thing

you've even eaten in your life?

You should ask

this question to yourself.

Ask myself?

Right.

Who are you talking to?

This is supersonic chatting.

This is...

"Kouyum Skill"?

Wrong!

This is "Sorrowful Hand".

"Sorrowful Hand"?

This is a style created by him.

One day, I saw him...

...singing sorrowfully.

Righteous and honesty is valuable.

I dare to go to fight.

I'm willing to sacrifice for buddies.

I'm willing to die for girls...

His hair turned white overnight.

His love is so deep.

What is love? Why is forever?

Finding that he is addicted to love,

I forgave him.

I never knew

you're such a romantic man.

Lost skill of Shaolin Monastery:

"Fire Fist"!

Time's up! The match is over!

It smells good!

It smells good!

Right!

Yeah, This is...

Super Seaview "Buddha Jumping Wall"!

Good! Good! Good!

This "Buddha Jumping Wall",

prepared by "Internal Skills"...

is so well prepared, not thick

nor thin, and not so unctuous.

The nine ingredients make up

a total of 81 varieties.

The flavors stack up

one layer by one layer.

It deserves to be called:

"Super Seaview Buddha Jumping Wall"!

And this is...

"Sorrowful Rice".

What's wrong with you?

This is just ordinary BBQ Pork Rice.

With just one extra egg on it,

costs only $22 at most.

Why you call it "Sorrowful Rice"?

Don't pretend being smart!

Bullshit! I dare say...

no one dare say "Smart"

in front of me.

Will you please keep quiet!

BBQ Pork, good BBQ Pork!

I've never eaten such good BBQ Pork!

Help...

The gravy is kept

inside the meat fiber.

It's so tender and juicy.

They're so soft and bouncy to eat.

With the extra egg made by "Fire Fist",

the taste of BBQ Pork is unbelievable.

Why? Why? Why?

Why do you let me eat such

good bowl of BBQ Pork Rice?

What shall I do if you don't cook it

for me in the future?

What is it?

Why do tears burst from my eyes?

I have a sorrowful feeling.

It's the onion. I've added onion inside.

Oh! It hits the topic!

So there's onion!

This bowl of rice is really touching.

No wonder it's called "Sorrowful Rice".

It's really so sorrowful!

It's too touching!

Wonderful!

However...

If my husband were not so horny

and caught in a trap...

If I were not greedy

and caught while I was cheating.

The worst is...

Greet the Boss.

Boss.

Even my good son has been kicked

and joined the Triad now.

These guys are really holding me

by the balls, I...

The "God of Cookery" is...

Bull Tong!

Bull Tong is finally "God of Cookery"!

You've wasted your breath,

you still have to choose me.

There's no "God of Cookery".

What? What did you say?

Maybe everyone is "God of Cookery"

What do you mean?

Don't bullshit, present the prize.

Even parents, brothers, sisters and

lovers, as long as they have heart

What do you mean?

Everyone can become "God of Cookery".

He has gone mad because he lost,

call for an ambulance.

"God of Cookery",

get back to your position.

"God of Cookery", you used to be a fairy

in mastering cooking skills,

but you broken heaven's rules,

so you were punished by being

forced to descend to Earth.

Today, you finally know

the truth of cooking.

You've shown your love

in the rice you cooked.

Even the King of Heaven is impressed.

But you revealed Heaven's secret,

you should be punished.

I spare you now

as you did so out of deep love.

Stephen, you've invested a lot!

You even hired a fake fairy.

Good! I'll see

what you can do with fairy.

Ask the fairy to help you...

You black mouth dog,

you aren't keeping guard at the door.

I must restore your original appearance.

You want to try too?

No! none of my business,

I'm only passing by!

I don't know anyone in here.

I don't know the guys who were shooting!

Bullshit! You're worse than a dog!

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