The Gods Must Be Crazy II Page #4

But my tank was almost empty.

Oh, boy.

Hi.

Xixo said, ''I don't know what to do.

You need someone to find water for you,

but I'm worried about my children.

I've been running for two days,

and I haven't found them.

I think they're very far. ''

What have you got?

About two litres.

Fourteen, 15 kilometres.

- How much have you got in here?

-20 kilometres.

- And how far is your base?

- Sixty, 65.

Oh, my God.

- My base is only 20 kilometres.

- Shut up.

Get up.

Watch it!

Stop it!

I said, stop it!

Stop it right now!

Lady, be careful with that thing.

- Give it to me.

- I won't.

But I'm the good guy here.

He's a bloody Cuban.

Give it to me.

Jeez, lady.

Yes, make my day.

Okay, seorita. My base

is only 20 kilometres away.

There gonna be a plane

to Cuba tomorrow.

- I'll take you there.

- This guy doesn't know where he is.

- How are you going to find your base?

- You can find it. You're so smart.

- We're going to my base.

- Who says?

- I says!

- Stop it!

You, get behind the wheel.

No.

No, get back. You gotta stay together.

Take his hand.

I said hold hands!

Okay, get in.

You go around that way.

Okay.

- Now, can either of you fly a plane?

- Yeah, I can.

Good. Drive back to where we started.

Watch it, boss!

Jeez, boss, we killed a little kid.

- Sit down. We've got to get out of here.

- But, boss, it was a little kid.

He's okay.

- Jeez, there's another one.

- Bugger.

Xiri! Xiri!

Xiri! Xiri!

Now Xisa didn't know which way to go.

What if her little brother

had been left back there?

Stop here.

This is where the Bushman found me.

That means the plane must be...

That guy's only bad news.

- Follow him.

- We're low on gas.

- Follow him.

- We low on gas.

Follow him.

Hi.

Hold hands.

Get out that side.

Go that way.

Stop.

Goodbye, thank you.

What happened?

It's nothing, just kind of dehydrated.

- Does W stand for water?

- I don't have to tell you.

Okay, open your mouth.

Who's the little guy

who gave me that stuff?

I don't know. He just keeps on

appearing and disappearing.

- Who are they?

- They're soldiers.

They look very affectionate.

No.

- Are they your prisoners?

- Kind of.

We're hostages. She hijacked

my jeep and she kidnapped us.

You did it to me first! Both of them.

He did it and then he did it.

- She hit me first.

- You hit him?

- Yeah.

- She hit me too. Damn near killed me.

You hit them?

- Took them prisoner with a gun?

- Yeah.

No, we're still backtracking.

- Keep going.

- Yes, boss.

We nearly knocked over

another crazy Bushman.

- You still in Bushmen country?

- It beats me where they come from.

- You said nobody would see you.

- Bushmen don't count.

- Oh, my God.

- Ben, what happened?

- Bloody Bushman was crawling all over.

- What do you mean?

What are you doing? Hey, you okay?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What were you doing up there?

- Did he see the ivory?

- I don't know. He must have.

- Then you can't let him go.

- That's right.

You a game warden?

Get him in here.

You come with us. You get in there.

Here.

- Boss?

- Make him get in.

You come with us. You get in there.

You get in there!

You mustn't do that. Get in there.

Can't you do anything right?

- Jeez, boss.

- Get me a tie-down.

What are you gonna do, boss?

So what if it's illegal,

they did it to me.

He wants to go that way,

he wants to go that way.

The one with the gun gets to say.

And I've got the gun,

and I say we go to the plane.

Okay.

In the jeep.

When we get there,

you can have your jeep back.

- And my gun.

- We'll see about that.

- What the hell do you think you're doing?

- It's his, boss.

Stop.

Here are those tracks again.

The plane must be that way.

- I'm not gonna be the wheel again.

- Now we can fix it.

- I don't see a pump.

- Don't! You've got to watch them.

- One of yours?

- No.

Game rangers.

- What are we gonna do?

- Don't let him see the ivory.

Maybe they've got a pump.

Could you lend us a pump?

What?

Could we borrow a pump with a-- ?

Oh, no!

What have you done to him?

Drop that!

Throw it away!

George.

Get the gun.

What do we do now, boss?

- Tie them up.

- Boss?

Give me that.

- Get the tie-downs.

- Yes, boss.

- What's this about?

- I don't like game rangers.

- I'm not a game ranger.

- Me too.

- This is all I've got, boss.

- Tie them two by two.

What are we gonna do now, boss?

I gotta talk to Ramjee.

Big Ben calling Ramjee.

Do you read me?

Ramjee, do you read me?

Out of range again.

George, you see that dome?

I'm gonna go up there to get range.

Got to talk to Ramjee about this.

I'm leaving you in charge.

You watch these people.

Okay, now, you people.

You behave, nobody gets hurt.

Get the gun!

Hey, you mustn't do that.

My boss will kill you!

- Got it.

- Okay, let's go.

- Get in.

- What do you mean, ''Get in''?

Move it.

Mister, come with us.

- I'm gonna come too. He's gonna kill me.

- You, give me first gear.

Hurry.

- I told you we're low on gas.

- Let's get out of here.

Move your ass, man.

What a day. Game rangers,

two soldiers and a woman.

- What did you do with them?

- I tied them up.

What the hell?

George!

Yes, boss?

Your turn!

- Your turn!

- No, it's not!

- It is!

- No, it's not!

I'll get the bastard!

No, get up. Untie me.

Come on.

Hey!

Oh, man.

Wait a minute.

He's not so crazy.

He knows what he's doing.

He's making a firebreak.

Clever little bugger.

It'll burn out now.

That's it.

They're your kids?

We passed them back there.

There's a tiny one and the other one.

That way.

- Why are you crying?

- He lost his kids.

I told him where to find them.

So you have to disappear again.

Goodbye...

...and thank you.

Goodbye and thank you.

Watch it! He's got a gun!

Out of my way!

- I want you guys to do that again.

- Do what?!

- What you just did.

- What the hell for?

It's a telescopic sight.

He can't hit a moving target.

- No!

- When I say go...

...you run around like crazy. All right?

Go!

Stand still, you bastards.

Throw it away.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

I'm your goddamn prisoner.

I don't want you.

You're a shitty prisoner.

Xiri!

- Okay, thank you.

- Okay, goodbye.

Bugger off to Cuba and don't get lost.

See that hill over there?

You head straight for it,

and you'll find your jeep.

Goodbye.

Okay, out.

You drive the jeep.

- Where we going, boss?

- To my base.

How long will we get?

Maybe you'll get a year, but this bastard's

gonna sit for a long time.

There are 12 planes

and 9 helicopters searching...

...in a radius of 400 kilometres.

So we are covering an area of 20,000--

- Isn't this where we kiss?

- Yes.

Pull me up! Pull me up!

You're tearing my dress! Let me down.

No, pull me up.

Don't bother.

I can't see!

Oh, boy.

Now can you do it right?

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