The Hangover Part III Page #5

See if he left anything in here.

- I found the Demerol.

- Good.

Keep it we gonna need it.

Ah, I got my phone.

No f***ing keys though.

- Alan, anything?

- No, not even the gold.

Why the f*** would

chow come here?

I do not know. right?

Why here?

Nice!

Excuse me. Have you happened

to see

the driver of that minivan that's

parked out front?

- Short Asian guy.

- They are all short.

It's so true.

Right, but may have been trying

to pawn some gold.

That would be my business,

would not it?

I like your T-shirt.

I saw that show

at the Forum.

He played "Captain Jack".

Yeah, I heard that

was legendary.

Woman, you have no idea!

Try me.

Cassie I'm hungry.

I thought that you'd

order Chinese.

Mom, I'm with a

customer!

You'll eat when I say

it's time to eat.

But the doctor -

If you do not reverse that right now,

there's gonna be hell to pay.

- She's rude.

- Thank you.

You hear that, Mom?

Nobody likes you.

Yes, keep your mouth shut!

You're smart.

The Chinese guy came

in here earlier.

He was pretty wierd.

He pawned a gold brick. That

thing is worth 400 Grand

He took 80,000.

Did he say where he was going?

I'm sorry, I was

talking to you?

He said he wanted three things:

He wanted some girls, some

guys and some bath salts.

I gave him a card for an escort service,

and he f*** off.

Pretty high handsome,

good luck getting

anything out.

Thank you.

We gotta go, we should go.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

I'll get it. I'll get it.

- Anything?

- No, I'm still on hold.

Look how happy this

f***ing guy is.

Have you ever witnessed a

moment with much heat?

White, hot heat,

bro!

- That was pretty intense.

- Yeah!

Yeah, it is actually an emergency.

He has a thick Asian accent.

I totaly get it, but this's a highly

unusual circumstance and -

Okay, alright.

It is an escort service.They're

not gonna tell us sh*t.

Maybe an escort would.

Do you still have her number?

Yeah, but it would be

pretty awkward.

That's all we got.

She's smiling at me again,

from inside the shop!

It is the best day

of my life.

- Hey!

- Oh my God! You guys.

It's been so long!

- Come in!

- Thank you!

- You look great.

- So do you. You are pregnant.

- I feel so bad.

- Oh, please.

Would you guys mind taking

your sheos off?

Because I'm kind

of a germ freak.

Yes, of course.

- Alan.

- Alan, what are you doing?

Sorry.

- Wow, you have a great house.

- Thank you.

I got married a year ago.

to a surgeon.

- Another doctor, can you believe it?

- Another doctor.

His name is Jeff, you guys

would love him.

Tyler, say hi to momy's friends

- Hi.

- Hey

- Wait, is that the baby?

- Yeah, time flies huh.

Listen jade, is there a place

that we can talk,

this is a little more private.

Yeah, let's go to the kitchen.

You guys want coffee?

Perfect.

Hey, you coming?

Hey Jade, is it okay if I go say

hello to the little guy?

Of course.

- Nice stuff.

- Thanks. Jeff bought it for me.

Jeff, Who's that?

Your fake Dad?

Your name was Carlos once.

Did you know that?

- No.

- Well, it was.

And frankly it suites you better.

Okay.

- Do you remember me?

- No.

Are you my real dad?

Yes.

I dont't know, I mean you

gotta understand

I've been out of that world

a few years now.

Yeah, of course. We

totally get that.

I mean Jeff knows everything,

and he's cool but...

We are just asking if you

could call around

just find out anybody might

know where he is.

We could really use your help.

You used to love it when

I carry you around.

Sometimes I can still feel for your

little head on my chest.

- So, do you like this new Jeff guy?

- Yeah, he's nice.

My dad was nice too. We

did everything together.

He was my life partner.

I really let him down.

Okay.

Just trust me. You don't wanna go over

there, okay. Not this one.

I love you too.

She says this is crazy

Chinese guy,

and he's hold up in the penthouse

suit at Caesars Palace.

There's girls going in and out.

Drugs everywhere.

It sounds like a bad scene.

Hey, Alan.

We gotta go.

I gotta go, little man. It was

great to talking to you.

High Five.

- It was great to see you.

- You too Jade.

- Thanks so much for your help.

- Yeah.

- That's a great kid you got there.

- He's the best.

Alan!

I have something for you.

- Perfect.

- Oh, please.

I'll see you around, Carlos.

- Yeah?

- We got him.

- Great. Where is he?

- Caesars Palace.

Change the plan. Tell them

we're going to Vegas.

I'm on my way.

There is a spot just outsite the town.

I'll text you the details

be there at 6 a.m.

And make sure that little

f***er is tied up.

We don't have him!

Hey Marshall, It's Phil.

Maybe Stu wasn't clear enough.

We don't actually have Chow.

We just know where he is.

Yeah, and we're hoping you and your

could go to Caesers and get him.

I don't give a f*** what

you're hoping.

- The deal is you bring chow to me.

- Oh, f***.

6:
00 a.m. or your friend is dead.

Oh, Sh*t.

- Oh God, this place gives me the chills.

- I know, right?

It's great to be back. So

many good memories.

- Are you kidding me?

- Okay. So, Here's the deal.

You need a key just to

get onto his floor.

And once you're there he's got

security posted at the door.

It's ridiculous.

Let me guess,

that's him

Yup. The one with the

strobe lights.

I got an idea

But you not gonna like it.

- It's not gonna work.

- Not with that f***ing attitude.

Did you know this whole place

is made out of marble?

Come on.

Go Go Go

Alright, after we stick Chow, Alan and

I gonna take him down to the lobby.

You'll be waiting in the vallet,

engine running, ready to go.

- Are you sure about this?

- Give me Demerol.

See you in twenty minutes.

- Hey, Phil?

- Yeah?

Don't die.

Alright.

- Are you ready to do this?

- Yeah.

Wait, what are we doing?

Sh*t!

We gonna climp down, and then it's about

an 8 foot drop to the balcony.

- Alright?

- Yeah.

- No, You spit on your own hands.

- Oh, yeah

Dry desert air.

Alan, it's fine. You

don't need it.

Oh, God.

Be careful!

I'm okay!

- Hey, Phil

- What's wrong?

- Hold on a seceond.

- What?

Hold one. Like, kick yourself

out a little bit.

- Alan!

- Stay Still.

Alan!

- Did you get it?

- No, hold on.

That's cool.

Oh, F*** me!

- Is everything all right?

- It's okay!

It's alright. I got it.

Are you okay?

Alan, it's your turn.

- That's it.

- Oh, God!

Come on.

- Alan, are you all right?

- Call the security! I think it's slipping.

- Just hold on!

- Oh, God!

- You need to calm down.

- I'm slipping, Phil!

- Oh sh*t! You're okay!

- Help!

Oh, no.

- I'm gonna die, Phil!

- No, you're fine. Just...

drop down to me.

No chance. I'm gonna

be up here.

Alan, you can do this.

I'll catch you.

Just...

...Let go.

That's it, that's it. Just drop

straight down.

Do not push off.

No!

- Oh, God!

- Come here!

Holy f***!

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

Sh*t! Oh

I almost died, Phil.

Come on, I wasn't gonna let you go.

You're my boy.

And you're my man.

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