The Hangover Part III Page #6

What are you doing?

Okay.

Let's go get this f***er.

Hey!

Have you seen...

Phil!

Motherf***er!

Get the gun!

Oh, f***!

Phil, are you okay?

Chow!

Chow!

Chow, open the f***ing door!

- Chow, stop!

- Motherfuckers!

Leslie, get down from there please,

you gonna hurt yourself.

Nothing hurts chow.

I'm invisible!

It's "invincible", and

you're not, you're just...

...out of you're f***ing mind.

Now Get down from there

before you die!

DieHow do you kill what's

already dead?

F***!

- Hey, are you okay?

- No, look up.

- What the f*** is that?

- That's Chow!

- What?

- Follow him!

I love cocaine.

Get out of the way!

- How did this happen?

- We had him trapped,

and then he jumped.

He's out of his f***ing mind.

I'm out of my f***ing mind.

Wow, beautiful.

- Stu, don't lose him.

- I'm trying!

Holy sh*t.

I believe I can fly. I believe

I can touch the sky.

Thinking about it every

night and day.

We gotta pack up all this gold.

We're taking it with us.

- Talk to me, Stu.

- I got him.

I got it.

Sh*t.

F***!

I lost him.

Don't tell me that. You

can't lose him!

This is so much harder than

you realize, Phil.

I'm just a dentist.

No, Stu. You are a f***ing doctor

Now go get him

Where the f***

did he go.

Oh F*** me!

I should have thought this through.

Sh*t!

Move.

- Stu?

- Chow?

- Stop the f***ing car!

- I can't!

- The pedal is stuck!

- What?

- I can't see anything!

- Motherf***er!

- Get off!

- Pull over!

It will not stop!

Get off the car! I can't

see anything!

We're gonna die finally.

- Holy Sh*t!

- Stu, What happened?

- Stu, what's going on?

- We had an accident.

- I think he's dead!

- Wait, what?

I think I killed him.

Holy sh*t!

- He's not moving.

- Oh f***!

Mr. Chow?

Chow.

- Stuart?

- He's alive. He's okay.

Oh, great. Put him in the Limo

and come get us.

- We meet you in the vallet.

- Yeah, okay.

- Stu, that was some ride huh pal?

- Yeah, it was pretty wild.

I can't feel my nuts. Would you rather make

sure they're okay?

It's over, Leslie.

Wait. Let's make

a deal.

Do you want chow

to blow your dick?

Come on, Stu.

I could be a good wife to you.

- No more deals!

- No!

Let's put the bags into the back seat.

The trunk is full.

Hey, guysI'm feeling

better now.

Alright, it's the next exit and 4 miles

straight into the desert.

I'll tell you what.

Let me out, we split the gold

four ways, everyone wins.

Marshall is gonna kill me! My blood

will be on your hands.

You want Chow's ghost haunting

for the rest of your live, Stu?

Floating over you, while you

make f*** on your wife?

He's not gonna kill you, Chow!

He just wants his gold back!

It's gone.

I blew the first 20 million

in Bangkok.

That's why I had to get

the other half.

- Enough Chow. It's over!

- You motherf***er!

When I get out of this, I'm gonna whip

out your f***ing lungs!

Do you hear me, you are dead!

You are dead!

I didn't mean that. Chow loses

temper sometimes.

Please, I need help.

I know that.

It's right there.

They are here.

Alan, they're coming,

grab the last bag.

Please Alan.

Doug!

That boy for the bags,

Let's go!

Are we goodIt's all there,

I promise.

Not exactly. I'm is still missing

the original half.

But no that, that's all we have Chow said he

blew the other half in Bangkok.

Where is he?

He's in the trunk.

A deal for deal.

Doug! Sh*t.

Give me the keys.

- What are you gonna do with Chow?

- I just wanna talk to him.

Move.

You alright?

What the f***?

End of conversation.

- Why would you do that?

- Leslie Chow is madness.

You do not talk to madness.

If you are lucky, you trap it in the trunk

of your Limo

and you kill it.

You've have done a great thing tonight.

You should feel good about this.

What the f***?

- Do you think this's a f***ing game?

- No, no?

Todelo, motherfuckers.

Chow.

- Chow.

- Chow, wait.

Now you wanna talk, blue eyes?

No more silent treatment?

- Leslie, no.

- Stay out of this, fatty.

No, Leslie.

If you want to shoot Phil,

you gonna go through me.

What?

- Alan!

- Quiet.

I'm gonna stare off.

Today you all live, because one

of you was a friend.

Alan, what do you do?

I unlocked the latch between the

back seat and the trunk.

- And left him his gun?

- Yeah, I didn't think all the way through.

He gave chow fighting chance.

That's all I ever needed.

Fat f***.

It's never easy, is itNo one

wants to see that.

Except for me. But I

was born bad.

Hold on. I have something

for you.

For your loyalty.

Oh no, I don't want

this, Mr. Chow.

Okay give it back then

come on.

Quick! Before Stu smells it.

I don't want it either, Chow.

Oh please like a squirrel

doesn't wanna a nut.

It's funny because he's Jewish.

Don't you get it?

God damn it.

Okay, go on, get out

of here all of you.

Hey chowsta, I'll call you in a week.

We'll get together.

No, Leslie. We cannot

be friends anymore.

What?

You're not good for me.

It's not healthy.

Alan, you're not thinking straight.

Let's just talk tomorrow.

Leslie, you are one of the coolest

and nicest guys

I've ever met.

And you are smart, funny and

everybody loves you.

Alan, what is this?

It's just when we get together bad

things happen,

- people get hurt.

- Yeah, that's the point, that's funny.

I'm gonna make some changes in

my life, this is one of them.

I'm sorry.

Farewell, Leslie Chow.

You are cool as ice.

Shot gun.

Everybody okay?

- Yeah.

- Alan, you're okay?

Yeah.

Good, let's go home.

Jesus Christ.

You know what, guys?

You can go ahead without me, there's

something I need to do.

Do you even know

how to get home?

Of course I do. I am a grown man.

I'll ask a stranger.

Good luck, Alan.

See you soon.

Did you know that just a couple

blocks from here,

there is a place that looks

like Paris, France?

I can't remember what it's called, but

it supposed to be magnificent.

It's called Paris Hotel and Casino,

and it is magnificent.

Yeah, that's it. Well, I would like to

dinner there,

- Tonight.

- Oh Sorry, No can do.

I'm banned from the

casino for life.

Plus ten years.

We took mom there for

her birthday,

played a little Blackjack.

She split tens. I may

have overreacted

They said it was abusive

and elderly.

- I've done that.

- Yeah, right.

I can't go back there.

But...

Golden Nugget has the best

prime rib in town...

Oh, that sounds a glorious.

I'll send for you

at 8:
00 o'clock.

Is that it?

I saw it once. In a

pornography.

It's a nice gesture, but maybe

we should wait.

Oh okay, yeah.

I'll see you at 8:00.

You look great, Alan.

What do you think?

Hat or no hat?

- Hat.

- Oh yeah, okay.

Wow! Who is this guy?

The vest and the cain?

I love it.

Thank you, Cassie picked

it out for me.

You look like Mr. Peanut.

Yeah, I know rightThat's what

I was going for.

Maybe we just lose it.

Hey Alan, I was just talking to cassie

she's an amazing woman.

Oh, Thank you for saying that, she

is an amazing woman,

I find her much better

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