The Heat Page #12

and relax your body.

Lady, what the f***?

Crap! Crap!

Get me up!

Thank you again!

Thank you!

That was on me.

I take that.

I hope this ain't my car.

This is my car?

On, sh*t! My 200s!

Let's load up.

Hey, I can be the answer

I'm ready to dance

when the vamp up

And when I hit that dip,

get your camera

No, no, no!

Yes, yes.

You said that thing ticks.

But not for days.

The b*tch who wants

to compete and

I could freak a 'fit,

that pump with the peep and

You know what your b*tch

become when her weave in

I just wanna sip that punch

with your peeps and

Sit in that lunch

if you're treating

Kick it with your b*tch

who come from Parisian

She know where I get mine

from, and the season

You hungry? I got a

sandwich I didn't finish.

Is that the same sandwich

you offered me a week ago?

It's cheese.

Cheese doesn't go bad.

I heard you're riding with

the same tall, tall tale

Telling them you made some

Made some

Saying you're grinding

but you ain't going nowhere

Nowhere

What you gon' do when I appear

W-when-when I premiere

B*tch, the end

of your lives are near

This sh*t been mine, mine

What you gon' do when I appear

W-when-when I premiere

B*tch, the end

of your lives are near

This sh*t been mine, mine

This sh*t been mine, mine

Baby formula.

Cartels have been smuggling

cocaine in baby formula for years.

Two of them, two of us.

I like those odds.

Boston P.D.!

FBI!

Get down on the ground!

That's right,

that's how we roll. Come on.

You guys are all coming back

from break at the same time?

Unfortunate.

You guys get less attractive

every time I see you.

Put the f***ing guns down.

No, thanks.

Nice entrance, Teen Wolf.

You look like a Ninja Turtle.

Take it easy.

I've held someone at gunpoint

for 72 hours before.

Let's go.

We need to do what he says.

What?

It's the best thing.

We gonna shoot our way out of this?

Put the gun in the bag.

No, hold your gun up.

Give them the bag,

give them everything!

Goddamn you. I thought

you had my back.

Put it in the bag

and slide it over, now.

It's in the bag!

Slide the bag over!

Sorry.

I guess you and her

are engaged now, huh?

What?

Well, because.

...you just gave me

a ring, motherf***er!

Oh, sh*t!

Sh*t.

Oh, God.

No, stop, stop!

Okay, that feels broken.

Pull it out.

It's out!

Nice work.

How many of you are there?

Really!

How funny.

This is like when you were interrogating

me, only now you're tied up...

...and I've got

all these knives.

You know, I don't

like to shoot people.

I like cutting people up.

It's kind of what I do.

I like that one.

That's a good small one.

Good choice, it's small.

You like this?

Not too flashy.

This is actually

an oyster shucking knife.

Either of you ladies

need your oyster shucked?

Not at the moment.

Not me.

I got to tell you,

I've done this

a lot of times

to a lot of people...

...but you two, you're

gonna be the most fun.

What?

Larkin's here.

Larkin.

Upstairs.

This fun will have to wait.

The boss is here.

Can you please excuse

me a second, ladies?

Sure, take what time you need.

Yeah, take your time.

Okay, cool.

Oh, also, um...

...would you mind

holding this for me?

Well, my hands are tied,

but I can certainly try.

Okay, let me help you.

Jesus!

Thanks

F***! F***! F***!

Sh*t!

Breathe through the pain...

Yeah, do that.

Do that, do that.

Breathe it out, breathe it out.

Okay, Mullins.

If we should perish...

We're not gonna.

Just shh!

I know I'm not very

good with my feelings...

...but I need to

tell you something.

You are smart.

You are smart and

you are intuitive.

And you're the best cop

I've ever worked with.

You, too, thank you.

You were right. I went back and

looked at the evidence and...

...I think the Red Falls

Killer is innocent

Did you happen to

mention that to anybody

before you put yourself in a

life-threatening situation?

No, I didn't!

Jesus! Good luck... you're taking

that to your grave probably.

F***, the other leg!

F***, the other leg!

You can move your chair,

too, you know.

I am moving my chair.

Just grab the knife.

Take it!

Just take it!

I'm sorry.

I got it! Sh*t!

Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up.

Just come on, all right?

I am doing it as fast as I can.

It's almost there.

Got it!

Hurry up, hurry UP-

Hurry up.

What?

Somebody's coming up.

Got to put it back in. What?

I got to put it back in.

And I'll put my hands

behind my back.

When he gets close,

I'll grab him.

But you got to shut up

and let me put it back in.

Okay, just put it in.

What are you doing?

Sorry, it doesn't

go in that easy.

Just shut up!

Motherf***er!

I'm sorry. Oh, sh*t.

I'll pretend to

keep my hands tied.

Shut up, shut up.

Oh, no, Scoob! Velma and

Daphne got captured!

I never thought I'd

be happy to see you guys.

We got to get her

to the hospital.

Did you guys call this in?

Yeah, I sent a f***ing

owl with a note.

How did you even

know we were here?

We followed you.

I knew you wouldn't

give up easily,

especially not after they

greased your shitbag brother.

F*** you. It takes a lot more than

Larkin to take down a Mullins.

Jason's not dead?

Come on, Adam.

Larkin is on his way.

What is this, a Q and A?

Can we do this later?

Wait. Did he talk to the police?

Did he see Larkin?

How is she supposed to know? He's

been in a coma. Untie my leg.

That's too bad. Where is he?

Is he at Boston General?

Why? You gonna send

him f***ing flowers?

Why are you so...?

Oh, my God.

You piece of sh*t.

You guys are

working with Larkin.

I really wish you

hadn't said that.

Said What?

Oh, God!

Sh*t!

That felt good!

It wasn't the albino.

I feel bad.

He wasn't working for Larkin.

He just wanted you off the case

'cause he's

a misogynistic a**hole.

Why are you doing this? You

getting some kind of payoff?

I was in the beginning.

Six years dealing

with these lowlifes,

making sh*t money...

Ah!

You're Larkin.

Holy sh*t.

Ta-da!

Get it? Right?

Makes perfect sense!

Now I'm bragging, but it's very

nice having a second income.

I heard shots.

What the...?

Aw, the albino.

That guy was hilarious!

Boss, I don't think that

was such a good idea.

You spend three years in a van

with him, you'd kill him, too.

We'll pin it on LeSoire.

I've got to go to the

hospital to finish Jason.

You deal with these two. No loose ends.

Mmm-hmm.

You f***ing rat.

We told you to stay out of the way.

Good-bye.

You f***ing rat!

See you, buddy.

Don't call me buddy.

He's actually a great guy.

All right...

...let's have some fun.

I've been waiting to

do this a long time.

Campbell soup, you're up first.

Please don't hurt us.

Please. I didn't mean

to say the sh*t I said.

Don't hurt us.

Mullins, gun at two-thirty!

Get it!

Don't!

You take one step

and your partner gets it.

Oh!

Oh, sh*t.

Nice.

Oh, God!

Look at me.

Are you okay?

I think I'm gonna throw up.

That was

a really bad head-butt.

It was good... but

you're gonna feel it.

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