The Heyday of the Insensitive Bastards Page #6
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guy who works for NASA. Yeah. Lila: F***.
Keen:
They already had a kid. Andanother one on the way. Lila: Wow.
Keen:
Yeah. The whole time I kept thinking abouthow crazy she used to be for me, you know?
How it could have been my
kid, calling me daddy.
Like somehow I had given up my
chance to walk on the moon.
Lila:
It is not to late youknow. To walk on the moon.
Keen:
Nah! I hate flying.Always have.
Lila:
Is that right?Keen:
Uh huh.Barnett:
Pussies!Pussies! Pussies!
Barnett:
You are thebiggest p*ssy of them all.
Lila:
It is true.Lila:
Eww! F*** you! F*** you!Keen:
F***! Oww!Clete:
We can get five cents for these.Wanna help me collect them?
Clete:
What happened to him?Lila:
Him or the other one?Clete:
Okay. This f***ing guy.Clete:
You coming?Keen:
We cannot just leavehim out here.
Clete:
Well, wake him up.Clete:
Jesus Christ.Clete:
You could damage your bladderholding your pee that long.
Keen:
F*** it, now what?Clete:
You are on the right track, maybejust thinking a little too small.
Keen:
F*** head, come here.Grab his arms I got an idea.
Clete:
Oh sh*t. Yes sir,yes sir.
Keen:
Alright walk this way.Keen & clete together: One,
two, three!
Clete:
Sh*t! Barnett wake upyou bastard! Wake up Barnett!
Clete:
He is f***ing around.Clete:
Barnett!Clete:
Oh f***!Clete:
It is some consolationthat he was an a**hole.
Clete:
But - what are you goingto tell Lila?
Keen:
Nothing. We are nottelling Lila anything.
Who dies??
Keen:
Can you not say it likethat.
Lila:
Like what?Clete:
Of all the days to runout of f***ing alcohol!
Lila:
Did you check his pulse?Keen:
Yeah.Lila:
Do not tell Stu. Do notf***ing tell anyone.
Lila:
Promise me.Lila:
Promise me!Keen:
I promise.Keen narrating:
I do not think Lila had anysecond thoughts about being my girlfriend.
I did not. But you know how it is, you
fall in love, you cannot see beyond it.
it just, gets away from you.
Keen:
Is that sh*t or vomit?Clete:
This is damnationterritory.
Keen:
I may have had somethingto do with that.
words?
Clete:
Okay. Rest in peace.Umm, yeah. Amen.
Clete:
Okay. Rest in peace.Umm, yeah. Amen.
some water.
Lila:
There is an idea.Keen:
That is my shirt you know.Keen:
Wanna get married?some money every couple months.
Lila:
That could pay forour marriage certificate.
Lila:
Do you have any savings?Keen:
Do not worry I will buyyou a big old ring.
to waitressing.
Keen:
Yeah, that would be good.Keen:
Good morning, sir.Sheriff:
Morning - I hate to bother you.But your wife came by.
Sheriff:
Said you murdered aman?
Keen narrating:
I mean it wasperfect.
Keen narrating:
Down to my damn underwear.Glass of whiskey in my hand.
I just looked at him and said -
I would not call it murder.
I realize now that was a slip.
It is never easy to know what to
say in the moment, is it?
You know, there is one last
thing that I remember.
So all the dogs in town, they were barking
at us when we arrived that first night.
Not knowing what we were getting
into.
Manslaughter a dog. And fall in love.
Despite what you might think.
Those f***ing dogs. They would not stop
barking. What do you think that means??
Those f***ing dogs. They would not stop
barking. What do you think that means??
Narrator:
Some character will complain thathis nowhere life is everyone else fault.
All you have to do is sit on
the wrong stool.
To get the good stories
you have to make an effort.
You have to live them.
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