The Heyday of the Insensitive Bastards Page #5
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Older Michael narrating: In fact, Greg was borrowing details
from something he witnessed through a keyhole one night.
Greg's parents had invited
They did this from time to
time apparently.
Mother:
Oh yeahmother:
Who is first?Random guy one:
Oh - I am firstLee and Michael:
Bitchin' man.Yeah man that is righteous.
Yeah. No big deal. What about you, man.
What about your lady Michael?
Lee:
I want to hear some dirtysh*t.
Michael:
Okay, there is thisone time.
Lee:
Yeah, lets hear it.Greg:
Yeah, ready for it.Michael:
Remember the Chandlergame?
Lee & Greg:
Yeah, yeah.Michael:
Well the party. Theparty after the game.
You were not there but I went
with my older brother.
And umm, it was all older chicks
there. And you know.
Anyway, I was at this party and I look
across the room and I see this girl.
You know I was sitting all the way across the
room but somehow we just keep locking eyes.
And she is giving me this real intense
stare. She was so beautiful man.
I mean like, movie star eyes and she
is wearing this really cute outfit.
I glance down and I see shes got
Greg:
So, uhh, what about thewhite panties?
Michael:
So she found a wayto show them to me. Just me.
Greg:
Damn! Lee: Like - did youdo anything about it? Come on.
Greg:
Where are you going? Thatis cool about the white panties.
Older Michael narrating: The story I told
my friends was only part of the truth.
underwear did something to me.
I had to move, say something.
Greg:
So what did you do?Michael:
Well, I stand up and Ijust go straight across the room.
Michael:
I could tell she wanted meto do something. So - I reached out.
Greg:
Oh really? What did youreach out for?
Michael:
Well - I put myfinger there.
Greg:
Where? Where did you putit?
Michael:
Put it there. Right -right f***ing there. Right there.
Lee:
What happened from there?Just leave her sitting. Come on.
Michael:
Alright, okay. Let meget to that.
Greg:
I am jealous - I wouldlove to hear it.
Older Michael narrating: Because I was a virgin
I could no describe what I did with the girl.
What I described was a
landscape.
Mountains.
Fields.
I substituted the body of a
woman for the body of the earth.
At least that is what I think I
did.
We did not know exactly what we were saying. But
we knew we were saying more than what was said.
Michael:
She wants it so. So I gave it toher. You know. I gave it to her real hard.
You know, real fast. Deep, you
know.
gotten deeper or gone harder.
Lee:
Ahh, that is the best!Michael:
Yeah. And umm,when it was all over - I just
looked at her and then I left.
Greg:
That was a good story, man.Yeah, that was great. Look at us.
Lee:
Umm, you guys want anothercigarette?
Michael:
Yeah.Greg:
It is about time for me.Older Michael narrating: We
talked into the night.
Eventually we did hike the five miles
back into town to call a locksmith.
But for now we were
content to sit and smoke.
Three boys of no particular
distinction.
Elevating as best we could, the fragile
faith that our lives had meaning.
Keen narrating:
As much as anythingever really happens, this really did.
Keen narrating:
I guess you couldsay I was in that drifting phase...
You can call it whatever
you want.
Somewhere between dropping out of college
and the beginning of settling down.
I was headed home for the
summer to straighten myself out.
But took a detour.
A couple thousand miles west of
my intended destination.
Keen:
I ended up at this housein apex, Colorado.
Said he knew this girl that was dog sitting for some
rich folks spending the summer in Scotland or something.
He said there was a full liquor cabinet,
stockpile of shrooms and a free bed.
that house over the summer.
It was actually hard to tell who did
and who did not on any particular day.
I know, I cannot remember a lot
of their names.
Does it matter?
Well there was Barnett.
Party goer one:
Cause shef***ing squats when she pees.
Keen narrating:
You know Barnett was aspecial kind of a**hole, you know the type.
Barnett:
Hey, my man! Keen narrating: See it wasbad to say, considering. But that is the truth.
Barnett:
I do not know if I like white womenanymore. I do not even know which one to pick.
You know what I am saying. I was thinking
about when I was throwing rocks at a river.
Anyway I would like to talk to you about
it more if you got some time. Good sh*t.
Clete:
Lions go after the weak link. Always the babywildebeest, the retarded zebra, the gimpy little antelope.
Now, based on this evidence, what
do you think this movie is called?
"Lion:
The noble beast"keen:
Still talking about thatf***ing movie?
Clete:
It is a documentary.And it is significant.
Keen narrating:
Clete was full of usefulinformation from public television.
Clete:
For you. Take them andtrip in good health.
Keen narrating:
Like the cultural importance ofbaseball, or the healing powers of magic mushrooms
or the most effective methods of
hunting in the desert.
conversation that summer.
And everyone was engaged in a horse
race for the dog sitter - Lila.
Lila:
You looking for something?Keen:
Yeah, just some water.Lila:
You are in the wrongplace, buddy.
Whiskey and ice. It is my specialty.
Plus, it is all we got left, so.
Keen narrating:
Stu, nice guy, hada flare or the near overdose.
Keen:
What is up with him?Lila:
Been like that or hours. We donot know if it is drugs or something
keen:
Or something? What do youmean or something?
Lila:
I do not know. A millionthings.
Lila:
You bastards.Keen:
I think we are all bastards andsaints. Just depends on the day.
Lila:
You are quite profoundfor someone from Ohio.
Keen narrating:
The way I saw it I had two options. Turntail and head for home. Or throw my hat in the ring.
Keen narrating:
I mean,what would you do?
Keen narrating:
You cannot just sit next to agirl and expect her to unfold her life to you
like it is a shirt she is asking
you to wear.
You have to show her that you are giving
something up in order to talk to her.
I am telling you, man. If you want to get to the
really good stories, you have to make an effort.
Lila:
High school,the lady friend.
Keen:
Uhh, what do you want to know?Lila:
I want to know it all.Keen:
She was not especially beautiful,but she was amazing to talk to
Lila:
So you never saw heragain?
Keen:
I kind of lost track of her. But I didsee her, yeah, at our ten year reunion. Yeah.
Lila:
You went to your ten year reunion...Keen:
Yeah I did. Why?Lila:
No reason. I do not know.Keen:
Okay.
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