The Heyday of the Insensitive Bastards Page #4
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- 2015
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even notice this was her street.
Edmund:
Oh well, you do notnotice most things.
Paul:
Oh, I do not notice most things?Is that not interesting...
Edmund:
You see, he looks just like,just like you when you were young.
Paul:
Yeah... well that kidis not my kid.
Edmund:
Look at him!Paul:
What do I gotta look athim for? Hey, hey, hey, listen -
that is not my son. That is not my son,
I do not know why you do not get that.
Why am I gonna look at him. That's not
my son. What a dumb thing to say.
Caddy:
Did he smoke?Paul:
Yeah, I did not see apoint in keeping him from it.
Paul:
We drove past the, by Laura's house.Caddy:
She thinks of herself as family.Coming to the hospital and everything.
Paul:
You know, I do not know howyou put up with that every day.
He is so rude. He does not know he is being
rude. He drives around saying sh*t...
Caddy:
Your father has always been alittle mean. It is all he has got left.
I cannot deny him the one
thing that he can still feel.
Paul:
I do not remember anymeanness in him.
Caddy:
Glad you feel that way. I do nothave a particular hole in my memory.
Everyone has a little
meanness in them.
You should see the child.
Caddy:
I know. He is not yourson. But she was your wife.
Paul:
She was my wife.She led me to believe we would get
back together for four months
say, umm, oh I am pregnant.
Caddy:
Sometimes, honey, peopleOther words come out instead.
Go see them.
Laura:
You come to see me, orhim?
Paul:
You look like yourself.Laura:
I suppose that is acompliment.
Paul:
So what are you upto these days?
Laura:
Umm, I am a teller at the bank, butmostly I take care of cliff. And, uh, you?
Paul:
I make furniture now.Business is improving.
Eventually there might be some money in it.
But I am happier around the lumber.
Laura:
I remember you always usedto say, wood cannot be forced.
You have to discover
the form within.
Paul:
I do not think I saidthat bullshit,
but if I did it was probably
just to impress you.
Laura:
You did.Paul:
Hey buddy. How oldare you?
You are a big boy.
You like horses? Huh?
You can have him, if you want
him.
Laura:
Hey honey, you want to runinside and show grandma your new toy?
Mommy is going to talk
to her friend.
Laura:
That was kind of you.Laura:
You are still drivingthe swinger?
Paul:
My dad loves her. I let him smoke in it.He, uh, is not himself anymore. You know.
Sometimes he looks like my father. Occasionally
sounds like my father, but he is...
to strange to send you pictures.
I had a fling.
He looked like you.
Laura:
You know where tofind us.
Paul:
Yeah.Paul:
My girl. My girl. That is whatI wanted to say. You look yourself,
I wanted to say you look like my
f***ing girl, man.
Stupid ass idiot. Then what? Then what!?
Then what? I do not know.
Paul:
What should I do?Older Michael narrating: We
were locked out.
Older Michael narrating: We would
have to make a decision soon.
Break in or hike a
few miles back to town.
But for now, we were
teenaged boys with one concern.
Lee a couple summers ago I was
at church camp.
And you now how they have each day
you got a different activity.
Well, this particular day it was art and
crafts, and I mean I was not into it.
Lee:
You know I hate crafts.Michael:
You hate arts and crafts.Lee:
Yeah. So this girl, Ikind of see her looking at me.
And she was beautiful. I mean, she had
like this perfectly feathered hair
and she had the most incredible
singing voice.
She could have had a record deal, that is
what I told her. And so I was talking to her.
And we were supposed to be making those
gods eyes with the yarn or whatever.
And I was like 'hey you want to get
out of here?' And shes like 'okay'
so, I said come with me. And
we start making out. You know,
it is like I am telling you. It is those
innocent girls that get the craziest.
Michael:
They are crazy,naughty.
Lee:
It is like allrepressed inside or something.
Lee:
And her ass. Oh my god.Her ass was so round, it was like the most
perfectly round thing that you have ever seen.
Michael:
Like a bubble?Lee:
I did not even know nature could createsomething. It was like a babies head.
Greg:
God dammit, Michael. Michael: Ohyeah, real soft. Like a babies cheeks.
Lee yeah, yeah, just like two
little babies heads.
Older Michael narrating: It goes
without saying that this was bullshit.
Lee was starving for information
about sex just like the rest of us.
A few years back, lees father was caught performing
an abortion and stripped of his license to operate.
Lee did not touch or comfort his
father.
He did not ask about the law or
justice or even who the woman was.
He only asked one thing
Lee:
Was she naked?Lee:
She was such - such goodp*ssy, man. What about you Greg?
Greg:
Well, it was not quite asinnocent as Bible camp...
Michael:
Get ready for thebullshit.
Greg:
Hey! So, I am out mowingmy lawn.
Its my neighbors yard and she was
probably like maybe forty something,
I am not sure, but she was not
too old, but like just right!
And she comes out like half way
through, alright -
Lee:
And she invites me in for cookiesand lemonade. Michael: Your neighbor??
Greg:
It is like..Lee:
Twinkies and lemonade?Greg:
She must have known me, Ido not know how, but she got me.
And next thing I know she comes back around
Twinkies, lemonade, no shirt, no bra.
Just tits man, they were like -
if I had to compare them -
I would probably say like working with -
maybe a mango - you know what I am saying.
Like a mango
almost like, you know how like when your checking
the mango to make sure it is not rotten.
But it is squishy and stuff.
Lee:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Greg:
It is like a rotten mango.So anyway you know - I start
lemonade are long gone. F*** that.
And so I am f***ing her and she
starts making this noise.
And dammit if I had a tape recorder
for that noise. It was beautiful.
Michael:
What was it? Greg: It was -it was a damn serenade of beauty.
Lee:
I want to hear the noise. Greg:I wish I could create it. It was..
Michael:
Yeah you can, goahead. Come on. Make the noise.
Greg:
No I cannot. I cannot.I cannot.
Lee:
Was it a little like -Michael:
Yeah, like f***ing aretarded pig kind of.
Greg:
No, no, no, no. It was like, youknow what. Alright, for you all sakes.
Okay. I will make the
noise, alright. One time show.
Michael & Lee:
Thank you,alright!
Greg:
Please take it in, I might not do itjustice. But I will give it a shot okay, so -
Greg:
Right here. It islike that.
It is just like, it is real
long and deep like 'uuuuuhhhhh'
Lee:
I thought this was thesound that she made. Not you.
Greg:
No that is the sound shemade yeah.
Michael:
That is the sound she
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