The Heyday of the Insensitive Bastards Page #3
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intently. Call if you need me.
Monica:
I am fine, thank you.Missy:
Have youforgotten the way to El Paso?
I am doing all right - really.
I know you heard they cut out that lump
I had that you did not know about.
Which is why I am writing, because I
know some dumb somebody told you.
My own way of telling you would
have been more fun for both of us.
Anyway, it is out, and there is a little cut like
a smiley face under my nipple. You will like it.
Come see the girl who loves you no matter
what. Hear me? Do not step on my heart.
Your only one - miss famous
Monica:
Course Iwill change all the names.
You do not have to get
permission to do that, do you?
I love you!
Stop it. Oh, thank you.
Oh-don't go get a tattoo now.
Mr. chin:
You bring your lunchhere often?
Monica:
Please do not sit down.Monica:
I used to.Mr. chin:
What is your name?Monica:
That is not reallyimportant.
I bet I can
guess your nickname. Foxy.
Monica:
Why do these bankertypes always hit on me?
Monica:
Wrong its sting,actually.
Sting! Your nickname is sting?
Monica:
I bet I know yournickname.
Monica:
Poophead.A**hole. Jerkoff.
What?
Monica:
Nevermind.So you must like the police, the
band. Cause of the lead singer.
Monica:
Oh my god, that isgross.
Mr. chin:
I guess they are nota band anymore.
Monica:
Not for likethirty years.
Monica:
The last man who calledThat is too bad. You know I have
seen you before.
I have actually
been looking for you.
Brian:
You know I have beenlooking for you for months.
Monica:
Well, here I am.Thank god your book came out. Your
publisher gave me your number.
Monica:
He should not havedone that.
Brian:
Sweet Monica. Will youmarry me?
Monica:
It fits.Mr Chinn:
So you say he brokeyour heart?
Monica:
Huh?You said the guy who broke your
heart.
Monica:
I did not say he brokeit. I said he stepped on it.
You have a resilient heart.
I like that. I like that a lot.
Excuse me. Hello?
I gotta bounce. Okay, yeah, I
will see you around foxy.
Mr chin:
Yeah, no, he called me.Mrs. Nighetti:
Time for a break.Monica:
I just started.The way you dust you deserve
one.
Monica:
Here we go again.Mrs. Nighetti only my Vincent makes
his mother happy with a grandchild.
Mrs. Nighetti [with Monica narrating over:
Nine boys, and only one grandchild.
But my Vincent he names his daughter
Carlotta, which you may not know,
but my name is Carlotta. He names
her after his mother, my Vincent.
Monica:
You havetold me that a million times.
Monica:
Do you have any newpictures?
Mrs. Nighetti you would think that wife of
his would know I want new pictures every week
but she is too busy getting famous. I am
going to be a famous model, she says.
To listen to her talk, the baby
set her back years.
Oh, maybe you have not seen
this one...
Monica:
I bet I have.There is my girl.
Monica:
Sweetie its time fordinner.
Sally:
I wanna keep playing.Brian:
Just let her play.Mrs. Nighetti:
So has thatBrian come to his senses yet?
Has he come rushing to you with
an armful of roses?
Monica:
Have not heard a word.Monica:
But I am sure I will assoon as his wife pops that kid out.
Monica she is not that great
Monica:
Horrible laugh but shesure knew how to trap him.
Monica:
Probablywas not even on the pill.
Brian:
Straighten out.- straighten out babe!
Monica:
I will not go to him.He has to come to me.
Babysitter:
You are late again.Monica:
Sorry.Babysitter:
She had a nap.Monica:
Good.Babysitter:
Thanks.Monica:
After the book comes out.Sally will need a private tutor.
I will be making appearances all
over the world.
Monica:
Turkey or bologna?Sally:
Bologna!Monica:
I willstart writing it soon.
I will describe his spotless
condo.
The way he walked.
the air.
The mysterious woman from El
Paso
and especially his shirts.
The way they faced the same
direction, one after another.
Like promises kept. Like the
days of a life.
Monica:
Hey!Sally:
Can you read to me?Monica:
Um - sure I cantell you a story
Monica:
UmmmMonica:
There once was a very beautifuland she lived in a castle, I
think.
And she lived with her evil step mom
and two or three mean step sisters.
And she had to clean the house
every single day. Top to bottom.
And then one day there was an announcement
on TV that said there would be a big ball.
because she knew that the man she was
supposed to be with was going to be there.
And she knew if she went there
she would...
be a very famous writer.
: Hi Paul, it is Laura.
I heard you were going to be in town
time you could stop by
I would really like you to meet my
son Chris. We are at my moms house
: 'next message'
caddy:
Hi Paul. They just releasedyour father and we should be home soon
I do not want you to be surprised when
you see him, okay? He has gotten worse.
The stroke left him agitated. Maybe
you can take him for a drive tomorrow
Caddy:
So good to see you.Edmund:
L... let... let go.Caddy:
Maybe you should get rid of that thing.Do you not need a truck for your business?
Edmund:
Lazy, does not likeanything old.
Paul:
Stop that. Call her caddyplease.
Caddy:
Paul would you help mein the kitchen please.
from the hospital.
Paul:
Did she?Caddy:
She had the boy with her.Edmund:
That boy looks exactlylike you.
Paul:
Boys not mine.Caddy:
We know that.Edmund:
That kid is thespitting - mmm - mmm
Paul:
Spitting image.Spitting image.
Caddy:
Not in the house.There are blankets and sheets on
the couch.
the wood lacquer on your skin.
Paul:
Stop that. Just stop.Edmund:
Just like me. Not longfor the world.
Paul:
No just needs a little love thatis all. Just a little bit of love.
Watch this
see dad, told you, she is not
ready to leave me yet.
Paul:
What does mom make ofall that smoking stuff?
Edmund:
I do not know.Paul:
I read somewhere a coupleweeks ago
that doctors are saying they're
actually good for you
especially if you had stroke
Edmund:
Oh that is perfect. IPaul:
Good. Edmund: Yeah.Edmund:
How is work?Paul:
I quit the.. I quit thepaper.
Edmund:
Why? You are a goodwriter.
Paul:
Yeah I make furniturefull time now
Edmund:
Well - you alwaysliked wood.
Paul:
Mom did not tell you that?Edmund:
She does not tell me a goddamnthing. But she she. She told me that.
Edmund:
Oh, I knew you wouldmake that turn.
Paul:
What do you mean? No, you said goanywhere. I do not care we can go anywhere.
Edmund:
You cannot keep awayfrom her.
Paul:
What are you talkingabout?
Paul:
Oh look, hey, no, no, I did not
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