The History Boys Page #9
So, I said he's my dad,
and they said I was just the kind of candidate
they were looking for.
Mind you, I did do
the other stuff like...
Stalin was a sweetie
and Wilfred Owen was a wuss.
They said I plainly thought for myself and
was exactly what their rugger team needed.
- Are you not pleased?
- It's not like winning a match.
You see, Miss...
I want to do the stuff I want to do.
I mean, this, I only wanted it
cos the others did, and my dad.
Now I'm in, I just feel like
telling the college to stuff it.
I think that's Mr. Hector.
No, it isn't, Miss. It's me.
(knocking)
- I went round to your college.
- I'm surprised you're interested.
I was kind of lonely.
I wanted to see where you'd been.
- Only no one had heard of you at Corpus.
- I was at Jesus.
- You said Corpus.
- Corpus, Jesus... What does it matter?
I never got in. I was at Bristol.
I did go to Oxford but it was
just to do a teaching diploma.
- Does that make any difference?
- To what? To me?
At least you lied, and lying's good, isn't it?
We've established that. Lying works.
You ought to learn to do it properly.
Anybody else,
I'd say we could have a drink.
Is that a euphemism - a drink?
Saying "a drink" when you
actually mean something else?
- It is, yeah.
- Actually, forget the euphemism.
I'm just kicking the tires on this one,
but further to the drink...
What I was really wondering was,
is there any chance of your sucking me off?
Or something similar.
Actually, that would please Hector.
- What?
- "Your sucking me off."
It's a gerund. He likes gerunds.
And "your being scared shitless",
that's another gerund.
- I didn't know you were that way inclined.
- I'm not.
But it's the end of term, I've got into Oxford.
I thought we might push the boat out.
Anyway, I'll leave it on the table.
I don't understand this.
Reckless, impulsive, immoral.
How come there's such a difference between
the way you teach and the way you live?
Why are you so bold in argument and talking,
but when it comes to the point...
when it's something that's actually happening
- I mean, now you're so f***ing careful.
Is it because
you're a teacher and I'm a boy?
- Obviously that.
- Well, why? Who cares? I don't.
You've already had one master touch you up.
Is that what it is?
It's that you don't want to be like Hector?
Well, you won't be.
You can't be. How could you be?
- Hector's a joke.
- He isn't, you see. He isn't.
- That side of him is.
- Dakin.
- All right. Let's go for a drink.
- Don't take out your sodding diary.
- Maybe next week...
- Next week?
Get this, man -
"You can suck me off next week."
I've heard of a crowded schedule,
but this is ridiculous.
God, we've got a long way to go.
- Do you ever take your glasses off?
- Why?
- It's a start.
- Not with me.
Taking off my glasses
is the last thing I do.
Yeah? I'll look forward to it.
What do you do on Sunday afternoons?
What are you doing
this Sunday afternoon?
I was going to go through
the accounts of Roche Abbey.
It's a... it's a Cistercian house.
It's just to the south of Doncaster.
Only, I think I've just had a better offer.
I think you have.
And we're not
in the subjunctive any more, either.
It's going to happen.
I just wanted to say thank you.
So? Give him a subscription
to The Spectator or a box of Black Magic!
Just cos you got a scholarship
doesn't mean you've got to give him
unfettered access to your dick!
- Well, how would you say thank you?
- On my knees probably, same as you.
I shall want a full report.
- Are you jealous?
- No!
- You're jealous, aren't you?
- No, not of the sex.
Just... of your being up for it.
- Me, erm...
- Oh, write it down.
- Wish me luck.
- What for?
What for?
Dakin? Can I help you?
I've never known such impertinence! Your
scholarship seems to have gone to your head.
- The point I'm making...
- I know the point.
I'm just curious, sir. What's the difference
between Mr. Hector touching us up on the bike
and your feeling up Fiona?
A comparable situation historically
would be the dismissal
of Cardinal Wolsey.
Don't give me
that Cardinal Wolsey sh*t.
Who else knows about this?
Fiona. Erm... Miss Procter.
Mr. Hector to my study, please.
- I might try the army.
- You? You're a shambles!
- They put you through college, pay your fees.
- Provided you kill people afterwards.
We won't go to war again.
Who's there to fight?
I don't know about a career.
I've got to get f***ing out of the way first!
- That goes on.
- Or doesn't.
Now look, everybody.
This is known as Posner's reward.
(laughing and cheering)
Is that it? The longed-for moment?
- Well, what's wrong with it?
- It's too f***ing brief.
I was looking for something
more... lingering.
(all shout) Go on, Stu, go on!
Come on, come on!
(cheering and laughing)
And what's this? Hector's reward?
It's only polite. Just for old times' sake.
- Just don't let him go past the lollipop lady.
- (laughing)
Ready, sir?
- Oh, Dakin.
- Think of it as a gesture, sir.
But I'm not leaving.
I'm coming back next year.
(shouting) That's brilliant!
A boy in a motorcycle helmet? Dakin!
No! No-no-no-no!
Under no circumstances.
Hector, I thought
I'd made this plain.
Take... somebody else.
Take... take Irwin.
- Irwin?
- Sure. Why not?
(laughing and whooping)
Do you want my
Tudor Economic Documents?
F*** off. F*** right off!
(excited shouting)
(tires squeal)
(Dakin) "How does history happen?"
I asked Irwin.
And he couldn't answer.
But now he knew. Nothing special.
Skid on a corner. Ordinary stuff.
Irwin had never been
on the back of a bike before, so...
maybe going around the corner he leaned out
instead of in and so unbalanced Hector.
Trust him to lean the opposite way
to everyone else.
But he had no memory
of what caused it.
I suppose the last thing he remembered
was me asking him out for a drink.
Something we never did, incidentally.
Still, at least I asked him.
And, barring accidents,
it would have happened.
Listen. There is no "barring accidents".
It's what I said.
History is just one
f***ing thing after another.
(# "Bye Bye Blackbird"
by Dixon and Henderson)
# Pack up all my care and woe
Here I go, singing low
- # Bye bye blackbird
- # Blackbird
# Where somebody waits for me
Sugar's sweet, so is she
- # Bye bye blackbird
- # Blackbird
# No one here can love
and understand me
# Oh, what hard-luck stories
they all hand me
- # Love and understand me
- # Make my bed and light the light
# I'll arrive late tonight
# Blackbird, bye bye
# Blackbird, bye bye
If I speak of Hector,
it is of enthusiasm shared,
passion conveyed
and seeds sown of future harvest.
He loved language. He loved words.
For each and every one
of you, his pupils,
in the bank of literature
and made you all shareholders
in that wonderful world of words.
Will they come to my funeral,
I wonder?
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